Santa Apni Biwi Ko M...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha.. Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho?? Santa: Docter ne kaha hai, Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.
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Lalu To Rabri: Agar...

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Lalu to Rabri:

Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai,

toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare,

aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.

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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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”What’s...

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”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five

years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?”

”WELL,” said Nasrudin, ”DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH IMAGINATION?”
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”Come And Have...

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”Come and have a drink, boys ”

Mulla Nasrudin came up and took a drink of whisky.

”How is this, Mulla?” asked a bystander. ”How can you drink whisky? Sure it was only yesterday ye

told me ye was a teetotaller.”

”WELL,” said Nasrudin. ”YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM A TEETOTALLER IT IS TRUE, BUT I AM NOT A

BIGOTED ONE!”
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CHATTING WITH HIS FR...

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CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film.I didn’t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
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Man: Sir, My Wife Is...

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
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Santa Ki Tapsya Se K...

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr bhagwan bole- . 'VAR MANGO VATS' . Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nhi hu... ... . . 'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'.
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Mohhabbat To Hamne B...

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Mohhabbat to hamne bhi ki hai dost*

lekin hamare sath kuch khas nahi hua.

TAJMAHAL hum bhi banva sakte the,

lekin hamara loan pass nahi huwa...
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Santa : Drinking-n-D...

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Santa : Drinking-n-Driving Dono Nalo Naal Nai Ho Sakde.

Banta : Kyoo Ji ?

Santa : e SpeedBbreaker Aa Gaya Taa Peg Dul Jau.
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Teacher: What Will Y...

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Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

GMM: Facebooking

Tchr: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

GMM: Admin of facebook pages.

Tchr: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you

... grow up?

GMM: Facebook Admin Rights

Tchr: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your

PARENTS?

GMM: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I ? MOM&

DAD'

Tchr: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?

GMM: My facebook password!

Tchr: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?

GMM: Facebook but never face your books...!!! :D :D
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FaQeer:Ek Rupay De D...

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FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.

Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart handsome nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!







FaQer:Acha janab phir 1 pappi hi dy do.
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Santa:- Yaar Banta B...

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Santa:- yaar banta bahut der se need nahi aa rahi hai, Banta:-koi baat nahi tu uska good night msg ka wait mat kr aur soja.
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Tcher- Netaji, Apka ...

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?

Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
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Abdul Apne Dad Se Aa...

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Abdul apne dad se aake bolta hai;;;;;;



abdul: abba abba mere dosta bolrai mai jawaan hogaya,



meri shaadi karado na



dad : are hawle, teku maloom shaadi ke vaste ek potti hona re.



abdul : how! meku maloom,mai potti ku dekh liya na.



dad : itte bade bade kaama bhi karra re tu.koun hai re wo?



abdul : aap ki amma



dad : are matimile, tu meri amma se shaadi karta re tu



abdul : how! kaiku tum meri amma se shaadi nai kare
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Railway Me Jab Hai K...

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Railway Me Jab Hai Karani Hai ?

Saary: 35000/per Month

Job Details:- Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai Torch Le Kar Aage Aage Bhagna Hai
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