Tera Intezar Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1960s Girl:
Pehla pehla piyar hai,
Chhai Bahar hai,
Aaja Muray Saajna tera
intzar hai.

2004 Girl:
Dusra/Teesra piyar hai.
Dil Bekrar hai,
Aaja Muray Saajna
varna
Chautha Tayyar hai..;-p
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Shaadi Q Nahi Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy 1: Tu ne us ladki k liye
Cigarette chhor di..??
.
Boy 2: Haan
.
Boy 1: Daru bhi chhor diya..??
Boy 2: Haan!
.
Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: Haan!!
.
Boy 1: Abey to Shaadi Q nahi ki Usse.??
.
Boy 2: Yaar itna Sudhar gya tha k
Us se bhi Mast Mil gai,
To
Usey bhi Chhor diya.. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha
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Gali K Kutte

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sharif Larkon se Ziyada Qismat Wale to
Gali k Kutte Hoty Hen,,
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Kam se kam Latki Palat Palat k
Dekhti to hai k Aa Raha hai Ya Nahi..;-)

Hahaha
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No Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: I Love U

Girl: But I Love Someone
Else,

Boy: Okay!
No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More Important
For Me
Than Ur Love...
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.
.
MORAL:
Jahan Daal na Galay,
Wahan Dialogue To Acche
Bolne Chahiye...:p =D
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Mujhy Maaf Ker Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlfriend:
Mujhy Maaf Ker do
Me ny Tum se Chhupaya
Meri Mangni Ho chuki hai..

Boyfriend:
Bas Ker Pagli, Rulaye Gi Kiya
Aja
Me Tujhy Apny Bachon Se Milwata Hun...;-p

Hahaha
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3 Days To Judge A Boy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!
...
1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya...:-)
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Customer Care Wali Aunty

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sari Raat Unka Number
Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty
Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Hen Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial
Dabaate Rahe,,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa
Gai, Subah Jab Hui Unse
Mulakat,, Ilzam
Ek Duje Par Lagate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register
Check Kiya To Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Wo Humen Ek
Hi Time Pe
No. Milaate Rahe.. :-)
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Super Insult

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Super Insult..:-)

Girl to Boy: Tum kon c Cream use karty ho?

Boy Khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.

Girl: To kar Liya karo! Kaaliye ..;-p
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BHAI BEHN

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka: Suno


Larki: G bhai?


Larka: Bas Baji, Gall ee Muk Gai..:-(
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Me Aapka Hath

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka: Me Aapka Hath Mangny Aaya hun.

Larki: Kon Se Gaal Per.. ;-) ;-p

Hahahaha
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BeSharam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam ho.
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Boy: Wo to Me Bachpan se hi hun
,
Me to paida bhi Nanga hi hua tha..;-p
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Tumhari Waja Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Jis Din se Tumse Mila hun,
Me ne Sharab aur Cigrette nahi pi..

Girl: Mere Piyar ne Tumhe Sudhaar diya na.

Boy: SHUT UP, Tumhri wajah se
Meri Jaib Khali rehti hai...;-p

Hahaha
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5 Minutes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl:
"I Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes"

Boy:
" I Will Be Back In 5 Minutes"


Those Are Both Equal.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Solid Bezzati

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Solid Bezzati:
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.
Boy: I Love u, I can't live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Chhat Se Kood Jaunga,
Samandar Me Chhalag Laga Dunga,
Khud Ko Shoot Ker Lunga,
,
Tere Piyar me Fana ho jaunga!!
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Girl: Hummm..
Dekhle Tujhe jaise Theek lage.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha
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Kya Ker Rahe Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Janu You Are So Cute

Girl: Thanks Jaan

Boy: Janu You Are Princess

Girl: Awww Jaan Thankss..
Wese Tum Kya Ker Rahe Ho??

Boy: Mazaaakk.. :-D

Hhahaha
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