Different Style

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gf: I love you.

Bf: Tell me any Different Style.

Gf: TERI LAASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA?..;-p

Hahaha
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Phir Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlfriend On Phone:
Ghar me koi nahi hai aa jao.

Boy (Very shocked):
Abhi abhi to lota hun
Tere Ghar se..

Girl:
Sorry, phir se Tumhe hi Call lag gayi..;-p

Hahaha
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SAD Story

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Ladka or Ladki ek dusre ko bohat
pyar karte the.
Ek din ladki mar gayi, usne swarg me
se
ladke ko kaha,
"Ek wada tha tera har wade ke piche,
Tu milega mujhe har gali
har darwaje ke piche,
Par kyun tu itna
BEWAEAA nikla,
Ek Tu hi neahi tha Mere
janaze ke piche"

Ladke ne ankh me Aansu ke sath
Jawab diya,
"Ek wada tha mere har wade k
piche,
Milunga Tujhe har gali har darwaje ke
piche.
Tune hi mud kar nahi dekha Warna,
Ek aur
Janaza tha Tere Janaze k piche..!!
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A Boy And Girl Want

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Heart Touching Story:
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk.

Walk kerty huwe Achanak
Pathar Lagny se Larky ka
Paaun Zakhmi Hua Aur Khoon Behny Laga.

Larka ny Larki Ki Taraf Dekha K
Wo Abhi Apna Dupatta Phaar k Patti Baandhy Gi.
.
.
Larki Ny Apni Aansu Bhari Aankhon se
Larky Ko Dekhty Huwe Kaha:
.
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.
Soch Bhi Mat, Designer Suit Hai.. ;-)

Hahahha
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Larki Ice Cream Khaty Huwe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki Ice Cream Khaty Huwe:
Jaan Kuch Aisa Kaho K
Mere Dil Ki Dharkan Tez Ho Jaye.

Larka Masumiyat Se:
Mere Pass Paisay Nahi Hen..;-p

Hahaha
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Jab Tum Bohat Roti Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy:
Jab Tum Bohat Roti Ho To Mujhy Bohat Achi Lagti Ho.

Girl Gusse Se:
Iska Matlab Hai K Mere Rony Per Tumhen Maza Ata Hai..

Boy:
Nahi Jaan, Magar Jab
Tum Roti Ho To Mujh Se
Bohat Tightly Galy Milti Ho.. :-D
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Because GIRLS R Really The BEST

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GIRLS,GIRLS,
V R PEARLS,

Boys think that girls R lazy,
But actually they R the one,
Who R LAZY & CRAZY!

They think they R the HEROES,
But actually they R the ZEROS!

GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!

Boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!

They always think about CARS,

I think they R from MARS!

They say GIRLS always CRY,
Actually there own minds R DRY!

GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
Because GIRLS R really the BEST...;-p
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Haleem Ka Langar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Kahan ho Tum??

Girl: Ammi k sath Party m ayi hun Tum kaha ho??

Boy: Jis Gali me Tum Haleem ka
Langar kha rahi ho Wahin
Daig pr betha hun.
Haleem or chahiye to Bolna.. ;-) ;-p

Hahahha
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Larka Apni Girlfriend Ko

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend Ko Ghumany Le Ker Gaya..

Achanak Bohat Tez Barish Hony Lagi..

Socho Tez Barish Me Kiya Hua Hoga??

Socho..

Socho...

Nahi Pata..?

Larki Ka Make-up Utar Gaya,
Aur
Larka Dar Ker Bhaag Gaya...;-p

Hahahha
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Sawa Sair

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Tumhara Naam kya hai? . .
.
Girl: Q Bataun.? Me Tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
.
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Boy: Na Batao Me konsa Tumhen Apni BMW me
Bitha Ker Pizza Hut Le Ja Raha Hun..
.
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Girl: My Name Is Priya, B.com 2nd year,
Wo samne wali gali me Right hand
pe 4th number pe Mera Ghar hai 32/b,
Ghar me ek chota Bhai & Mummy Papa hen,
Tution Timing 6 to 8.
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Boy: Ok Priya Jis Din Me BMW kharid lunga na
Uss Din Zarur Bitha Ker Pizza Khilaunga Thik hai.. ;-) ;-p

Hahahha
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Behtreen Larki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka:
Me Bohat Mehanti,
Sadgi se Rehny Wali,
Nihayat Fermabardar Larki se Shadi Kerunga
Jo Ghar Ko Sanwaar Ker Rakhy..

Larki:
Meri Nazar Me Ek Larki hai Aisi.

Larka Khushi Se:
Kon Hai Wo??

Larki:
Hamari Kaam Waali...;-)

Hahaha
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Bhoot Aur Chudail

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SANTA:
MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA HAI..??
.
.
BANTA:
LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE HEN PER !!!
.
.
.
"LADKIYAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HEN..;-)

HAHAHAHA
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Facebooky Chhitrol

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larki Pic Upload kar k Puchti hai:
Hi Guys..
Kesi Lag Rahi Hun ??
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.
.
.
.
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.
.
Boy:
Tere Baap ny 15-20 Hazar ka Mobile le
k diya, to Ghar me Ek Rs.500 ka Sheesha bhi
laga diya hoga,,
Khud hi Dekh le
Bh0otni Kahin ki.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha
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Babaji Ka Thullu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlfriend : Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means ?

Boyfriend : It's 'Nothing'

Girlfriend : Why? Tell me na... please...

Boyfriend : Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend : Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai ?

Boyfriend : Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend : Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon,
ek word me chup chap answer de...

Boyfriend : Ghanta....

Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.

Boyfriend : Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila ?

Girlfriend : Kuchh nahi.

Boyfriend : Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'

Girlfriend : Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the.. ;-)

Hahahhaha
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No Bakwas

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ladki (Fish Tank me Dekhker):
Ye Machhliyan Itni Sunder Q hoti hen?
.
Ladka (Sprite Pite hue):
Q ki Wo Kapde nahi Pehenti.
.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
.
Boy: Tumhari Sandle kitni achhi hai.
.
Girl: Utarun kya ?
Boy: Chal Hat Pagli,
Is se achhi to Teri Jeans hai..;-p

Hahahaha
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