Call Me Sweetu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Epic Conversation..

Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.

Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.

Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.

Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok :p :-)
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Ek Bholi Si Ladki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Amazing Story –

Ek Bholi Si Ladki,
Apne Pagal Lover Se Milne Aayi
After Meeting –

Boy : I Will Drop You To Your Home
Girl : Ok

They Were Going Back To Home -

Girl : Janu, Car Dheere Chalao Na.
Boy : Kyu ? Tumhe Darr Lag Raha H ?

Girl : Nhi,
Abhi 5 Min Me Hum Ghar Pahuch Jayenge.
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It's Hard To Understand Girl's Mind. ;-)
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Ring Tone

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gf: Kal Me ne Tumhe Call kiya to
Tumne Phone Q nahi Uthaya??
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BF: Kyun Uthaun?
Rs. 45 dekar jo Gana
lagwaya hai
Wo kya Tera Baap
Sunega...;-p;)

Hahahaha
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Teddy Bear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"TEDDY BEAR SPECIAL"

Larka: Kaho Kiya Kaam Hai?

Larki: Janu Me Ye Keh Rahi Thi
K Mere Liye Market Se Teddy Bear Le K Aao Na.

After 3 Hours..

Larki: Janu Tum Le Aye.
Dikhao Kahan Hai. Jaldi Do Na Plz
Mujh Se Wait Nahi Ho Raha Hai.

Larka: "Teddy Bear" To Nahi Mila.
"Kingfisher Beer" Mil Gai Hai.
Chal Aa ja Dono Mil k Pity Hen. :-D

Hhahaha
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Darling Tere Liye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy:
Me Ny Apne Ghar walo ko chor dia Tere liye,
Sab se Rishta Torr dia Tere liye,
Tu ne Aaj tak kia hi kiya Mere liye.?

Larki:
Munni Badnaam hui Darling Tere Liye...:-D
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Girl Cinema Me Film

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl Cinema me Film dekhtey howey kehti hai:
"Sath wala Larka Muth Maar raha hai"

Boy:
Ignore karo Jaan

Girl:
Kesey Ignore karun,
He is Using My Hand...;-p ;-)

Hahahha
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Store Policy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?
Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL: Sorry,
Store policy hai k zarort
dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k
Store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:
Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym
chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy: Ye Meri "TATTi" hai,
Aur Mujhe Aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai.. :-)

Hahahha
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Introduction

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Aapka Naam Kiya Hai??

Girl: Pehan Ker Bataun Ya Dikha Ker.

Boy: Kiya.??

Girl: Nageena. Aur Aapka???

Boy: Le Ker Bataun Ya De Ker.

Girl: Kiya Matlab??

Boy: Pappi.. :-D ;-p

Hhahahha
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On The Seat Of KBC

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
On the Seat of KBC,
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A Guy got stuck on a Rs.1 crore question.
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He uses f0ne-a-frnd Lifeline & chooses his G.f to ask da answer.
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Amitabh-Hey u’ve got 30 sec to answer & ur time starts n0w.
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Boy reads out the questi0n & options.
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Gf: Mil gya Time Tumhn fone krne ka?
Muje Tumse koi Baat nai krni.
Byeee...:-p
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Kitna Piyar Kerti Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: I Love U

Girl: Me too

Boy: Tum Mujhe kitna Piyar karti ho?

Girl: Jitna Tum Mujhe karte ho

Boy: U Cheater..
Me Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Piyar karti Ho...;-)
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Full Sentence

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
She: I Love u...

He: Me too...

She: Say Full Sentence...

He: I Love me too..;-)

*Blocked*

Hahhaha
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I Am Lesbian

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: I love you. Me Tumse bohot Piyar karta hun.
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Girl: I am Lesbian.
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Pappu: Lesbian Means ??
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Girl: Jise larkiyon mei interest ho.
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Pappu: De Taali !! I am also a lesbian.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha
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A Very Important Msg For Girls

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A very important Msg for girls.

When u go to buy Pads do see the Expiry date.
If u use expired ones u can get Uterus Cancer.

Be Careful
Spread the Msg.
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Classic Insult

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Very Very Classic Insult...

Girl:
Me Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlor Se Aa Rahi Hoon.
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Boyfrnd: Aray..!
Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???
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Wrong Number

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Larke Ne ek Larki Ko Call Ki.

Boy: I LOVE U Jaan
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka Recharge Krwa Do Plz

Boy: Sorry Didi
Wrong Number...;;-)
HAHA
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