Girls Love Marriage

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
BF To GF:
Girls Love Marriage
Q Kerti Hen??

GF:
Anjaan Namoona Milny se To
Acha Hai,,
,
Jana Pehchana Kameena
Mil Jaye...;-p:D

Hahaha
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Behtreen Larki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka:
Me Bohat Mehanti,
Sadgi se Rehny Wali,
Nihayat Fermabardar Larki se Shadi Kerunga
Jo Ghar Ko Sanwaar Ker Rakhy..

Larki:
Meri Nazar Me Ek Larki hai Aisi.

Larka Khushi Se:
Kon Hai Wo??

Larki:
Hamari Kaam Waali...;-)

Hahaha
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Teddy Bear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"TEDDY BEAR SPECIAL"

Larka: Kaho Kiya Kaam Hai?

Larki: Janu Me Ye Keh Rahi Thi
K Mere Liye Market Se Teddy Bear Le K Aao Na.

After 3 Hours..

Larki: Janu Tum Le Aye.
Dikhao Kahan Hai. Jaldi Do Na Plz
Mujh Se Wait Nahi Ho Raha Hai.

Larka: "Teddy Bear" To Nahi Mila.
"Kingfisher Beer" Mil Gai Hai.
Chal Aa ja Dono Mil k Pity Hen. :-D

Hhahaha
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Are You Free Tonight

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boyfriend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko
Raat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka
Program Banaya Aur Puchha:
"Darling Are You Free Tonight?"
.
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.
.
.
Girlfriend Ghusse Se:
"Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe,
Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?.. ;-p
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Tharki Msgs On FB Chat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Every Girl On FB Has Atleast
3,4 Unreplied Messages From "Tharki" Boys Saying:

"Hi, How Are You?"
"Hello Ji, Kesi Ho?"
"Hi, You Look Very Beautiful"
"Can We Be Friends?"
"Plz Accept My Friend Request"

And This One
"Plz Send Me Friend Request,
My Request Is Blocked" ;-)

Hahahaha
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Ever Hurt Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cutest Love Story Of The FaceBook Girl:
Will You Ever Hurt Me??

Boy: Hmmmm, I Will....

Girl: But Why..??

Boy: The Only Way
I Could Hurt You is By Hugging You Too Tight.. :-)
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Boy In Restaurant

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy in Restaurant sees a girl sitting..

Boy asks politely: Kiya Ye Seat Khali Hai??

Girl(furiously):
Yes! Aur Jab Aap Yahan Bethen Gy,
Meri Seat Bhi Khali Ho Jaye Gi..;-p

Hahahha
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Understanding

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Funny Truth..

This Generation Boys And Girls Get Into Love..
Bcoz
Of Misunderstanding..

And Breakup
When They Understand Each Other..:-)
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Boyz K Pas BIKE Honi Chahye Warna

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlz and Boyz Ka Muqabla Chal Rha Tha..

Girlz Ne Boyz Ko Point Mara:

"Boyz K Pas BIKE Honi Chahye Warna,
.
.
Aqal Se To Wese Hi Paidal Hote Hen."
.
.
.
Jis Pr 1 Boy Ne Girls Ko Point Mara:

"Girlz Ki Khubsoorti To Sadgi Me Hoti Hai,

Warna,
.
.
.
Make-Up To KHUSRY B Karte Hen"..;-p:)
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Tum Se Behtar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlfriend: Mujhy Bhool Jao,
Mujhy Tum Se Behtar Mil Gaya Hai.

Pappu Roty Huwe:
Ye Kiya Hua, Kese Hua,
Kyun Hua, Kab Hua,
Kis Se Hua, Chalo Ab Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya,
Me Ny Bhi Apni Tayyari Ker Rakhi Hai,
Teri Parosan Tujh Se Zyada Sexy Aur Zaheen Hai,
Wo Pehly Hi Mene Set Ker Rakhi Hai.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Qudrti Khubsurat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy to Girlfriend:
Tum FACE book use krti ho?
.
.
GF: Nahi Me Qudrti Khubsurat hon :-)
.
Le bhai
.
.
Bachi Landhi ki nikli..
Abay Face Wash Thori poocha hai..;-p
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Speed Breaker

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
JUST FOR BOYZ...

Ek Khubsoorat Ladki ki Shirt par Car bani thi
Ek Bacha Us Shirt par bani Car ko
Bohat Ghor Se Dekh raha tha..

Larki: Kabhi Car nahi Dekhi kya??

Bacha: Car to Dekhi hai
par
Aise Speed Breaker Nahi DEKHE...;-p

Huhuhahahaha
Lolzzzz
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Fan Dekh Raha Hun

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki: Janu Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?

Larka: "FAN" Dekh Raha Hun.

Larki: Mujh se Pehly Dekh li,
Kesi Film Thi..??

Larka: O Pagal,
Fan Matlab Pankha Dekh raha Hun,
Wo Chal Nahi Raha...;-p:)

Hahaha
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Sawa Sair

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Tumhara Naam kya hai? . .
.
Girl: Q Bataun.? Me Tumhai janti bhi nahi!!
.
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Boy: Na Batao Me konsa Tumhen Apni BMW me
Bitha Ker Pizza Hut Le Ja Raha Hun..
.
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Girl: My Name Is Priya, B.com 2nd year,
Wo samne wali gali me Right hand
pe 4th number pe Mera Ghar hai 32/b,
Ghar me ek chota Bhai & Mummy Papa hen,
Tution Timing 6 to 8.
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.
.
Boy: Ok Priya Jis Din Me BMW kharid lunga na
Uss Din Zarur Bitha Ker Pizza Khilaunga Thik hai.. ;-) ;-p

Hahahha
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Smart Boy Bewkoof Nari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari

Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari

Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tayyari

Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikari..;-p:)
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