No Bakwas

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ladki (Fish Tank me Dekhker):
Ye Machhliyan Itni Sunder Q hoti hen?
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Ladka (Sprite Pite hue):
Q ki Wo Kapde nahi Pehenti.
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Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
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Boy: Tumhari Sandle kitni achhi hai.
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Girl: Utarun kya ?
Boy: Chal Hat Pagli,
Is se achhi to Teri Jeans hai..;-p

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A Boy Was Teaching Maths

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Boy Was Teaching Maths To a Girl.

He kissed her,
again he kissed her & said:
"This is Addition..."

Then the Girl kissed him & said:
"This is Substraction.."

Then They kissed each other & said:
"This is Multiplication..."

Suddenly Girl's Dad came..
He started beating the Boy
And Threw Him Away & said:
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"This is called DIVISION"...;-p

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OILY SKIN

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki:
Janu Garmi Aa Gai Hai,
Meri Skin Bohat Oily
Ho Jati Hai,
Kuch Batao Kiya Use Kerun..??

Larka:
VIM BAR Laga,,

Chiknaai Hataye Sab Se Tez...;-p:D

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Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyon K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyon K Kapray..

Kabhi Yahan Se Less,
Kabhi Wahan Se Less..

Kabhi Sleeveless,,
Kabhi Backles..

Aur Agar Koi Larka Ghoor K Dekhe To Kehti Hen:
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"Oh My God.!!
How Manner less.." ;-)

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Silly Answers

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Silly Answers..

1-
Boy: Tum Paisy Aur Piyar Me Kisy Chuno Gi.?
Girl: Paisy Waly Piyar Ko :-)

2-
Girl: Tum Meri Koi Perwah Nahi Kerty.
Boy: Janu Piyar Kerny Waly Kisi Ki Perwah Nahi Kerty. :-)

3-
Boy: Darling Aaj Koi
Aisi Romantic Baat Kaho
K Mere Pair Zameen Per Na Rahen.
Gir: Janu Tum Phansi Per Latak Jao. :-D

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How To Impress

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
How to Impress A Girl:
"Respect Her, Honour Her,
Love Her, Protect Her,
Care For Her..."

&

How to Impress A Boy:
"Just Smile Once &
Game Over".. ;-)

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Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..

Gf: Honey where are you?

Bf: I'm at the Bank.

Gf: Dear, please I need 3000 to do My hair
And 10,000 to Buy a dress.

Bf: Ohhoo, I meant I was at the Bank of a River.
,
Machi chahiye Tum ko Machi??...;-)

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Ek Larky Ki Feryaad

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larky Ki Dukh Bhari Feryaad..

"Ghar Ki Ronaq To Betiyon Se Hi Hoti Hai..
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Hum Larky To Bas
Bazar Se Dahi Aur Sabzi
Lany K Liye Hi Is Dunya Me Aaye Hen.." :-(

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Patther Aur Kante

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl:
Mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr

Boy: Q?

Girl:
Is Raste pe Patther or Kanto k Alawa kuch nhi

Boy: Are Pagli,
Mere Paas REEBOK k Shoes hen..;-)

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Wo Main

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ladka :
Call Recieve Kyo Nahi Kiya ??.
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Ladki :
Wo Main..
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Wo Main.
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Wo Main...
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Wo Main.
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Ladka :
"Kya Wo Main,
Wo Main Lga Rahi Hai Aage Bhi Toh Bol.."
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Ladki :
"Wo Main..
Ringtone Pe Naach Rhi Thi"..;-p

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Innocent Fight

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Innocent Fight..

GIRL: "I Want to Breakup With You.
I'm Going to Return Everything U Gave Me"

BOY: "OK.. then,
Let's Start With
Hugs & Kisses.. :-)
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Toofani Kerty Hen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Chalo Aaj kuch Toofani karte hen,
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Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge
karvane ko..;-)
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I Want To Marry U

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu:
I Love U, I Want To Marry U.
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Sraaiki Larki:
Na Meda Bhra,
Sraaiki wich das,
Meko Angreji nai Aandi.
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Pappu:
Kuj Nai Medi Ben,
Dua Kiti Ker k
Bijli Da Masla Hal Thi Wanjy. ;-p

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Dogi Kya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Tumhari Car kesi chal rahi hai?

Girl: Theek chal rahi hai.

Boy: Aaj sham ko Dogi kya?

Girl: Haan le lena but ye to batao
Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe they???
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Direct Marketing

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
MBA Student Hugs a Girl..
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GIRL: What is This ??
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BOY: Direct Marketing :-p
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GIRL Slaps A Boy.. :-o
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BOY: What Is This ??
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GIRL: Customer's FEEDBACK.. :-)

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