Jab Tum Bohat Roti Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy:
Jab Tum Bohat Roti Ho To Mujhy Bohat Achi Lagti Ho.

Girl Gusse Se:
Iska Matlab Hai K Mere Rony Per Tumhen Maza Ata Hai..

Boy:
Nahi Jaan, Magar Jab
Tum Roti Ho To Mujh Se
Bohat Tightly Galy Milti Ho.. :-D
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A True GF

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A True GF is Not one who says,
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"Me Teri kismat me nahi,
Tum Mujhe Bhool jao"
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A True GF is One who says,
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"Tu Apni Padhai pe dehaan de,
Placement ke Baad
Ghar se Utha lena.. ;-)
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LADKIYA 2 Types Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
LADKIYA 2 Types Ki Hoti Hen..
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING-
Jo DHOOP me bhi UMBRELLA le kar
Ghumti hen.
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INTERESTING-
Jo baarish me bhi Jaan-bujh kar,
UMBRELLA Ghar bhool jati hen. ??

Mujhe Dono Pasand hen..:p
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Bezzati Beech Bazar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bezzati Beech Bazar..
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Boyfriend: Yaar ye Petrol
phir se Mehnga ho gya..
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Girlfriend: Chahe Jitna bhi Mehnga
ho jaye, Tu
dalwayega 20 ka hi.. ;-)
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Understanding

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Funny Truth..

This Generation Boys And Girls Get Into Love..
Bcoz
Of Misunderstanding..

And Breakup
When They Understand Each Other..:-)
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Girl Cinema Me Film

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl Cinema me Film dekhtey howey kehti hai:
"Sath wala Larka Muth Maar raha hai"

Boy:
Ignore karo Jaan

Girl:
Kesey Ignore karun,
He is Using My Hand...;-p ;-)

Hahahha
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When A Girl Cries 4 A Boy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When A Girl Cries 4 a Boy
It Means She Miss Him a Lot..
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When A Boy Cries 4 a Girl It Means
No One in this World can Love the Girl
More Than that Boy.

That's True.
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Its Really Beautiful

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: What do You Like in Me?

Boy: Those who White big Balls having Black Dots in it.

Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes I Like your Eyes.
Its Really Beautiful...
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Cooking Ki Class

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Kal Se Me Cooking Ki Class Attend Kerny Nahi Jaungi..

Boy: Wo Q..??

Girl: Aaj Mujh Se Kuch Jal Gaya To Mujhy Bohat Daant Pari..

Boy: Kiya Jal Gaya..?

Girl: Class Room.. :-(
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Shortest Love Story

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shortest Love Story
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Boy : Suno
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Girl : Haan Bhai
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The End .. ;-)
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Dukhti Nass

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Tumhari GF Hai?

Boy: Nahi.. Kyo Tumhe Banna Hai?

Girl: Nahi.

Boy: To Dukhti Nass pe Hath Kyo Rakhti Ho?...:-(

Hahahaha
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Why Boys Get Blocked

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why Boys get Blocked on WhatsApp!!

Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED !*

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED !*

Girl: Tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi, Mungfali hun.
*BLOCKED !*

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED !*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you.
I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED toorant !

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever !*

And the Best One..!

After Fight :-)

Girl: Tum to Mujhe Manaty hi nahi?
Boy: Tum kya ho?
Diwali ho?
EID ho?
Ya Holi..?
*BLOCKED !*..;-p

Hahaha
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Nick Name

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Aapko Ghar Waly Piyar Se Kiya Bulaty Hen??

Girl: Chaand Aaur Aapko??

Boy Masumiyat Se: Neil Armstrong. :-p :-D

Blocked..
Hhahaha
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Honey Ya Jaanu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boyfriend ny chupke se
Girlfriend k Purse se Mobile Nikala
Ye Dekhny k liye k
Uska Number Kis Naam Se Save Hai,

Honey Ya Jaanu..??

But He was Shocked 2 See the Name..
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"RECHARGE WALA BHAI"...;-P

hAHAHAHA
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Girl On Phone

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl On Phone:
Me Kal Tum Se Milny Nahi Aa Sakti..

Boy:
OK Phir Me Tumhara Gift Kisi Aur Ko De Deta Hun.

Girl:
Oho Jaan. Baat To Puri Sun Liya Kero,
Me To Ye Keh Rahi Thi K
Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Aaj Aajaun.
Kaha Ho Tum..? :-D

Hhahaha
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