Kiya Yar Mobile Main Lage Rahte Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kiya
yar
mobile
main
lage
rahte
ho
Kabhi
msg
kar
rahe
ho
kabhe
msg
parh
rahe
ho
ye
jo
msg
he
na
ye
bhi
muje
kisi
ne
bheja
he
ab
ye
msg
itna
bara
he
ke
aap
parh
parh
ke
thak
jao
ge
magar
ye
msg
khatam
nahen
hoga
ab
aap
soch
rahe
hoge
ke
ye
bakwas
msg
kab
khatam
hoga
or
main
bhi
kisi
ko
bhejon
or
bhej
ke
tang
karon
ye
msg
itni
aasani
se
aap
ki
jan
chorne
wala
nahen
hae
is
ke
badle
main
aap
ko
muskurana
ho
ga
us
ke
liye
jis
ne
aap
ko
ye
bakwas
msg
kiya
he
dil
se
ek
bar
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Three Friends After Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Three Friends After Exam.

Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.

Banta: Main bhi!

Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
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Mother Of All Bad Habits

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits.

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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,


And We Should Respect Her. :-)
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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein Khushiyon Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein khushiyon ki Faraz,
.
Lagta Hai Meray wattan ki cricket team world cup lekar hi aaye gi……

inShAllah pakistan world cup lekar hi aaega.Ameen.bolo inshAllah.
gud luck pakistan..:-)
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Little Word

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"BYE"
Is A Little Word
That Causes
So Much Pain ..
.
The Person You Hold
Now Might Never See
You Again . . .
.
So Never Say "BYE"
Always Say . .

"CHAL AB DAFA HO" ;-p :-D

Hahaha
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Innocent JOke: A Child Said To A Pregna

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Innocent jOke:
A child said to a pregnant lady

ye pait me kia hy ?

Lady:
is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby hy

Child:
itna pyara tha to khaya Q moti...!
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Implanted A Woman's Ear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)
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One Day Bf And Gf Were Going Dating Sude

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon
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Kya Yar Jab

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kya yar jab
dekho mobile me
lage rahty ho
kbi msg parh
rahe ho to
kbi call krty
ho Ye jo
msg he na
ye b muje
kisi ne bheja
he ab ye
msg itna bara
he k Ap
parh parh
k thak jao
ge mgr ye
msg khatam
nhi hoga ab
Ap soch rahe
hoge k ye bakwas
kb khatam ho or
men b kisi
ko bhejon or
bhej k tang karon
ye msg itni
aasani se Apki
jan chorne wala
nhi he is k
badle Apko muskurana
hoga us
k liye jis
ne apko
ye msg
kya he
acha chalo
ye Apki
jan chor
raha he
ab ap
b kisi
ko forward
kr k
tang karo
Lakin Jan
chorny se
pehly Ap
1 Bar Muskra
Dena ............!
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Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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.
Kyun..??
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;->
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Moral Of Endhiran -The Robot Movie

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What's The Moral
Of Rajnikanth's Endhiran -The Robot Movie.?

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A Girl Can Not Only
Spoil A MAN
But
Even MACHINES. :-)
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Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “. . * . * .

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tumhein Kya Lagta He? “.
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* Mujhe To sardi Lagti He.
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Jis Train Me Sundar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jis Train me Sundar Sundar Ladkiyan,
Safar karti hon,
Us Train ko Kya Kahoge.?

Socho?
Socho?
Socho?
Socho na?
Simple yaar..

MAAL GADI... ;-)

Hahahha
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Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.
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Tarah To Saray Gift Abu Ley Jaen Gay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maaney ga aur meray aagay nahin bolay ga mein usko gift don gi. Son:is tarah to saray gift abu ley jaen gay.
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