Aap Ki Tareef

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Us Ny Pucha:
Aap Ki Tareef..??

Me Ny Kaha:
Jitni Kero Kam Hai.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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S0me Idi0t Say

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
S0me idi0t say:

"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"

but n0b0dy knows the fact that:

"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
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Mun Nahi Lagati

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka Udaas Betha Tha.

Pappu: Kiya Hua Udaas Q Ho?

Larka: Meri Mangeter Mujh se Baat Nahi Kerti.

Pappu: Meri Halat To Tujh se Ziyada Kharab Hai.

Larka: Wo Kese ?

Pappu: Dunya Me Saarhy 3 Arab Larkiyan Hen,
Magar
Mujhy Ek Bhi Mun Nahi Lagati..;-(
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My Own Boss

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Am My Own Boss
Is The Best Way To Say
That I Am Jobless.. ;-) ;-p
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Close Up The Casement

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Close up the casement, draw the blind,

Shut out the stealing moon,

She wears too much the guise she wore

Before our lutes were strewn

With years-deep dust , and names we read

On a white stone were hewn.



Brush not the bough for midnight scents

That come forth lingeringly,

And wake the same sweet sentiments

They breathed to you and me

When living seemed a laugh, and love

All it was said to be.



Within the common lamp-lit room

Prison my eyes and thaught;

Let dingy details crudely loom,

Mechanic speech be wrought:

Too fragrant was life's early bloom,

Too tart the fruit it brought !
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Sorry Day

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aaj "Sorry Day" Hai..

Agar Hamari Koi Baat Aap Ko
Buri Lagi Ho To
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Lagti Rahy..

Hum Ye Din Nahi Manaty.. :-)

Agar Aap Manaty Hen To
Aap Hamen "Sorry" Bol Sakty Hen..

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Hum Maaf Ker Dengy.. :-D

Hhahaha
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One Day Bf And Gf Were Going Dating Sude

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon
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SMS Timing

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Yaar Ab Agar SMS Kerny
Hon To Sirf
Is Time Hi Kerna..

6am --- 9am
9am --- 12am
12pm --- 6pm
6pm --- 12am
12am --- 6am
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Baki Time Stude Bhi Kerni
Hoti Hai Yaar.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! ..
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Start Wearing Earrings

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...

And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.

"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"

FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.
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A Boy Was Going With His G.F. Frnd A

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
...
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
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Kuttay K Bachey

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Oye
Kuttay k Bachey
?









Kitne Piyary Hotey Hen....
Hai na?...;-p
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
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You Would Be A Good Dancer

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.
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Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.


Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?




Boy: Bhootni K,


Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
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