Words For Life Time

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Words For Life Time...

"Try to make At-least 2 Persons Happy in a Day."

But

Make Sure that One of Them is

YOURSELF. :-)
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Advantage Of Telling Truth

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
People Say
Advantage Of Telling
TRUTH
Is That
You Don't Have To
...Remember
What You Said .... !!!
.

.

.

But Lets Just
Think That

Lying Increases Your
Memory Power ... =P

Think Zara Hatt k ... ;->
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Why I Hate C.I.D

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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So Confused

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Love "U"
.
I Love U
.
I Love U
.
I Love U
.
I Love U
.
.
Don't be So Confused,,

I Love "Other Alphabets" Too.. :-p ;-)

Hahhaha
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Teacher To Student: How Many Planets Ar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher to Student:
How many planets are there?
Student:
Mercury,venus,earth,mars.........
Teacher or sunao?
Student:
Bus fit fat....
Madam ap sunain?
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Wahid Museebat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Machhar Duniya Ki Wo Wahid Museebat hai,
,
,

Jisy Dekh Ker Hum Log

Taaliyaan Bajaty Hen...;-)
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Matlabi Larki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Matlabi Larki Se Achi To
Meri Cigarette Hai,
Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai,
Aur
Mere Qadmon Taly Apna Dam Torr Deti Hai..

FROM:- Pappu Charsi..

Hhahaha
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Law Of Reverse Dynamics

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

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.

.

When A Man Becomes Rich

He Becomes Naughty &

When A Woman Becomes Naughty.

She Becomes Rich…
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Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.

Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.

Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
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Confidence

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is Confidence ?
Think it!!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A 99 year Old Man buying
Aa Sim Card with lifetime Validity..

Thats Confidence ..;-p
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: " Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
: " Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaad Karna Hai To Na Kare?=?=?=?=

Hum Tanha He Sahi Par Itne Faaltu B Nahi Hain..?=?=
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Take Your Mobile

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Take your Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
And
Put in Water
And
Call on Your Mobile.

Your Mobile will Start Swimming.

Do it and Enjoy.

Its Fun Too be Young. :-)
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Specially For U

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
(( DUA ))

Specially For U,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
(Aameen)

(,")
<)(>
_//_

Dil Me Mangi Thi,,
Dikhawa Nahi Hota Mujh Se..;-p

Hahaha
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Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhej Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Himmat Hai to Is SMS ko Apni Girlfriend ko Bhej Do..

JADOO TERI NAZAR
KHUSHBOO TERA BADAN
TU HAAN KER
YA NAA KER

TU HAI MERI BEHAN..;-P
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