GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se, Kash Tu

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GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..
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Jab Se Aapko Dekha Hai, Yaqin Karo

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Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
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*JOKE* Aadmi Dost Se: "Yar Aisi Bewi Ko

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*JOKE*
Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"
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Dost Aise Banao

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Dost Aise Banao Jo Dukh Me Aap Ka Sath Den..

QK

Khushi Me To
"Khusray" Bhi Nachny Aa Jaty Hen.. :-D

Hahhaha
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I Brought Tomorrow Exam''s Chit Today:

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hgfhgfhgfhjgfhjgf
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Haath Me Hukumat

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HUSBAND:
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
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WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,
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Three Friends After Exam

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Three Friends After Exam.

Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.

Banta: Main bhi!

Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
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Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhej Do

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Himmat Hai to Is SMS ko Apni Girlfriend ko Bhej Do..

JADOO TERI NAZAR
KHUSHBOO TERA BADAN
TU HAAN KER
YA NAA KER

TU HAI MERI BEHAN..;-P
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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill...
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So, Please Don't Look At Me
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I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!
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Selected

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Read this fast!

Chai

Coffee

Chai

Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station...;-p
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Modern Dictionary

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Modern Dictionary:

Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.

Fashion: "Shorbay" ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.

Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.

Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.

Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.

Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.

Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.

Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.

Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.

Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.

Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo'n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.

Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.

Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.
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Ur Own Stupid

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today tommorow n forever there vll b 1 heart that beats 4 u,u know whose
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ur own stupid
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Matlabi Larki

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Matlabi Larki Se Achi To
Meri Cigarette Hai,
Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai,
Aur
Mere Qadmon Taly Apna Dam Torr Deti Hai..

FROM:- Pappu Charsi..

Hhahaha
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A Survey In Europe

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A Survey in Europe..

50% Teenagers live with Their Parents
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Rest 50% Teenagers
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Are Already PARENTS ..;-p
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se

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Pakeeza Jazba:

Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.

To

Jaan Lo,

K

Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
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