Life Be Filled With Roses

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.
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Boy Jab Fail Ho Jaye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy jab fail ho jaye
Mom 3 words kehti hai-
"AUR JA GHUMNE"
.
. Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai-
"SHARAM NAHI AATI"
.
Dost bhi 3 words hi kehte
hen but Dil jeet lete hen..
.
.
.
"ABE TU BHI" .. ;-) ;-p

Hahhaha
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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki Larka:

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number!
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You Would Be A Good Dancer

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.
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Haath Me Hukumat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
HUSBAND:
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
.
WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,
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Dil Ka Software

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kisi K Paas
Dil Ka
Software Hai Kiya ?

Feeling Delete
Kerni hai..:-(

Kisi Ki Pitaai Kerny Ka
Dil Ker Raha Hai..:-)
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Why Boys R So Careless

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why Boys r so Careless & Irresponsible??

B'Coz they know that
Somewhere One Sweet & Innocent Girl is
Learning 2 be Responsible 4 them... ;-)
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Kuch Larkiyan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kuch Larkiyan Mun Per
Itna Ziyada
Powder
Laga leti Hen
K
Banda Asani se
Un K Mun Per
,
,
"Kairum Board"
Khel Sakta Hai...;-p

Hahaha
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Lets Dance

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"ACHI BAATEN"









Chhoro...
Aap Ny Kon Sa Amal Kerna Hai.

(,")>
<)( ' Lets Dance
_<<,
Billo Thumka Laga...;-p
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Girls Remove Their Sandals

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That's Why



When Boys Say.
'I Love You'.

.

.

.


Girls Remove Their Sandals.
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Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhej Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Himmat Hai to Is SMS ko Apni Girlfriend ko Bhej Do..

JADOO TERI NAZAR
KHUSHBOO TERA BADAN
TU HAAN KER
YA NAA KER

TU HAI MERI BEHAN..;-P
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Qasam Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Qasam Se
Ek Sath Sari Ghaltiyan
Yaad Ajati Hen,
,
Jab
,
,
,
,
Ghar walay kehty Hen,
Betho
Tum Se Kuch Baat kerni Hai...;-p:)

Hahaha
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How To Kill A Girl?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
How To Kill A Girl?

Give her a Beautiful Dress

Nice Jewelery

Costly Cosmetics.

Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.

Tarap Tarap K Mar Jayegi. :-)
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S0me Idi0t Say

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
S0me idi0t say:

"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"

but n0b0dy knows the fact that:

"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
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Wahid Museebat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Machhar Duniya Ki Wo Wahid Museebat hai,
,
,

Jisy Dekh Ker Hum Log

Taaliyaan Bajaty Hen...;-)
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