Cool Jokes
Aap Ki Tareef
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Us Ny Pucha:
Aap Ki Tareef..??
Me Ny Kaha:
Jitni Kero Kam Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
Aap Ki Tareef..??
Me Ny Kaha:
Jitni Kero Kam Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
S0me Idi0t Say
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
S0me idi0t say:
"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
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Mun Nahi Lagati
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka Udaas Betha Tha.
Pappu: Kiya Hua Udaas Q Ho?
Larka: Meri Mangeter Mujh se Baat Nahi Kerti.
Pappu: Meri Halat To Tujh se Ziyada Kharab Hai.
Larka: Wo Kese ?
Pappu: Dunya Me Saarhy 3 Arab Larkiyan Hen,
Magar
Mujhy Ek Bhi Mun Nahi Lagati..;-(
Pappu: Kiya Hua Udaas Q Ho?
Larka: Meri Mangeter Mujh se Baat Nahi Kerti.
Pappu: Meri Halat To Tujh se Ziyada Kharab Hai.
Larka: Wo Kese ?
Pappu: Dunya Me Saarhy 3 Arab Larkiyan Hen,
Magar
Mujhy Ek Bhi Mun Nahi Lagati..;-(
My Own Boss
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Am My Own Boss
Is The Best Way To Say
That I Am Jobless.. ;-) ;-p
Is The Best Way To Say
That I Am Jobless.. ;-) ;-p
Close Up The Casement
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Close up the casement, draw the blind,
Shut out the stealing moon,
She wears too much the guise she wore
Before our lutes were strewn
With years-deep dust , and names we read
On a white stone were hewn.
Brush not the bough for midnight scents
That come forth lingeringly,
And wake the same sweet sentiments
They breathed to you and me
When living seemed a laugh, and love
All it was said to be.
Within the common lamp-lit room
Prison my eyes and thaught;
Let dingy details crudely loom,
Mechanic speech be wrought:
Too fragrant was life's early bloom,
Too tart the fruit it brought !
Shut out the stealing moon,
She wears too much the guise she wore
Before our lutes were strewn
With years-deep dust , and names we read
On a white stone were hewn.
Brush not the bough for midnight scents
That come forth lingeringly,
And wake the same sweet sentiments
They breathed to you and me
When living seemed a laugh, and love
All it was said to be.
Within the common lamp-lit room
Prison my eyes and thaught;
Let dingy details crudely loom,
Mechanic speech be wrought:
Too fragrant was life's early bloom,
Too tart the fruit it brought !
Sorry Day
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aaj "Sorry Day" Hai..
Agar Hamari Koi Baat Aap Ko
Buri Lagi Ho To
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Lagti Rahy..
Hum Ye Din Nahi Manaty.. :-)
Agar Aap Manaty Hen To
Aap Hamen "Sorry" Bol Sakty Hen..
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Hum Maaf Ker Dengy.. :-D
Hhahaha
Agar Hamari Koi Baat Aap Ko
Buri Lagi Ho To
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Lagti Rahy..
Hum Ye Din Nahi Manaty.. :-)
Agar Aap Manaty Hen To
Aap Hamen "Sorry" Bol Sakty Hen..
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Hum Maaf Ker Dengy.. :-D
Hhahaha
One Day Bf And Gf Were Going Dating Sude
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon
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SMS Timing
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Yaar Ab Agar SMS Kerny
Hon To Sirf
Is Time Hi Kerna..
6am --- 9am
9am --- 12am
12pm --- 6pm
6pm --- 12am
12am --- 6am
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Baki Time Stude Bhi Kerni
Hoti Hai Yaar.. :-D
Hhahaha
Hon To Sirf
Is Time Hi Kerna..
6am --- 9am
9am --- 12am
12pm --- 6pm
6pm --- 12am
12am --- 6am
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Baki Time Stude Bhi Kerni
Hoti Hai Yaar.. :-D
Hhahaha
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! ..
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! ..
Start Wearing Earrings
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...
And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.
"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"
FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.
And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.
"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"
FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.
A Boy Was Going With His G.F. Frnd A
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin....
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The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin....
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The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
Kuttay K Bachey
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Oye
Kuttay k Bachey
?
Kitne Piyary Hotey Hen....
Hai na?...;-p
Kuttay k Bachey
?
Kitne Piyary Hotey Hen....
Hai na?...;-p
Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)
You Would Be A Good Dancer
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)
Abbreviations
Anniversary SMS
April Fool
Bengali SMS
Best Wishes
Birthday SMS
Boys Vs Girls
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas SMS
Cool Jokes
Cool
Current Affairs
Cute
December
Decent SMS
Decent Jokes
Heart (dil) SMS
Dirty Jokes
Diwali SMS
Double Meaning
Prayer(Dua)
Easter
Eid Mubarak
Friendship (English)
Funny(English)
Love SMS (English)
Exam SMS
Family Jokes
Faraz Poetry
Fathers Day
Flirt Sms
Friendship SMS
Funny SMS
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Greetings SMS
Halloween
Happy Marriage
Hazrat Ali
Hindi Funny
Holi
Independence Day
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insults
Islamic SMS
Islamic SMS
Jashan Azadi
Khichdi
Kiss SMS
Life
Load Shedding
Love SMS
Love Stories
Lovely
Lyrics
Malayalam Jokes
Jokes(Marathi)
Mazahiya Shayari
Miscellaneous
Miss You
Missing You
Mohsin Naqvi
Mothers Day
Motivational Quotes
Naughty SMS
Never Forget
New Year
Others SMS
Parents
Pashto Funny
Pashto
Pathan Jokes
Picture SMS
Poetry SMS
Politics SMS
Funny(Punjabi)
Punjabi Sms
Question
Quotes
Rabi Ul Awal
Rainy Day
Rakhi bandhan
Ramadan SMS
Night(Ratt) SMS
Reply Me
Riddle Puzzle
Riddle SMS
Romantic SMS
Sad Poetry
Sad
Santa Banta Jokes
Sardar Jokes
Self Praising
Send Me
Shakir Shuja Abadi
Sharabi SMS
Silly Quotes
Smile
Jokes
Sorry
Sorry Jokes
Student SMS
Student Jokes
Sweet SMS
Tamil Jokes
Teachers Day
Today's Thought
Tongue Twister
Friendship(Urdu)
Urdu Funny
Love SMS (Urdu)
Urdu Poetry
Urdu SMS
Urdu Text Insults
Valentine Sms
Waiting For You
Wasi Shah Poetry
Winter Season
Wise Words
Yaad
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