Cool Jokes
GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se, Kash Tu
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GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,
Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey
Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..
Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey
Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..
Jab Se Aapko Dekha Hai, Yaqin Karo
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Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
*JOKE* Aadmi Dost Se: "Yar Aisi Bewi Ko
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*JOKE*
Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,
Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"
Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,
Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"
Dost Aise Banao
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Dost Aise Banao Jo Dukh Me Aap Ka Sath Den..
QK
Khushi Me To
"Khusray" Bhi Nachny Aa Jaty Hen.. :-D
Hahhaha
QK
Khushi Me To
"Khusray" Bhi Nachny Aa Jaty Hen.. :-D
Hahhaha
Haath Me Hukumat
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HUSBAND:
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
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WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
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WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,
Three Friends After Exam
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Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have Copied.
Apni Girlfriend Ko Bhej Do
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Himmat Hai to Is SMS ko Apni Girlfriend ko Bhej Do..
JADOO TERI NAZAR
KHUSHBOO TERA BADAN
TU HAAN KER
YA NAA KER
TU HAI MERI BEHAN..;-P
JADOO TERI NAZAR
KHUSHBOO TERA BADAN
TU HAAN KER
YA NAA KER
TU HAI MERI BEHAN..;-P
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill
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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill...
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So, Please Don't Look At Me
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I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!
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So, Please Don't Look At Me
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I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!!
Selected
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Read this fast!
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station...;-p
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Chai
Coffee
Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station...;-p
Modern Dictionary
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Modern Dictionary:
Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.
Fashion: "Shorbay" ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.
Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.
Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.
Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.
Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.
Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.
Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.
Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.
Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.
Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo'n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.
Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.
Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.
Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.
Fashion: "Shorbay" ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.
Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.
Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.
Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.
Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.
Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.
Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.
Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.
Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.
Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo'n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.
Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.
Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.
Ur Own Stupid
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today tommorow n forever there vll b 1 heart that beats 4 u,u know whose
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ur own stupid
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ur own stupid
Matlabi Larki
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Matlabi Larki Se Achi To
Meri Cigarette Hai,
Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai,
Aur
Mere Qadmon Taly Apna Dam Torr Deti Hai..
FROM:- Pappu Charsi..
Hhahaha
Meri Cigarette Hai,
Jo Mere Honton Se Apni Zindagi Shuru Kerti Hai,
Aur
Mere Qadmon Taly Apna Dam Torr Deti Hai..
FROM:- Pappu Charsi..
Hhahaha
A Survey In Europe
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A Survey in Europe..
50% Teenagers live with Their Parents
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Rest 50% Teenagers
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Are Already PARENTS ..;-p
50% Teenagers live with Their Parents
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Rest 50% Teenagers
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Are Already PARENTS ..;-p
Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
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Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :-)
