Cool Jokes
1 Jhakaas News Hai
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1 Jhakaas News hai..
Aap soch b ni sakte
Bt its true
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Is waqt aap jo msg padh rahe h na,'
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Wo Mene send kiya hai
Mene.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
Aap soch b ni sakte
Bt its true
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Is waqt aap jo msg padh rahe h na,'
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Wo Mene send kiya hai
Mene.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
: " Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaa
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: " Unhain Kehna Agar Fursat Mein He Yaad Karna Hai To Na Kare?=?=?=?=
Hum Tanha He Sahi Par Itne Faaltu B Nahi Hain..?=?=
Hum Tanha He Sahi Par Itne Faaltu B Nahi Hain..?=?=
Mun Nahi Lagati
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Larka Udaas Betha Tha.
Pappu: Kiya Hua Udaas Q Ho?
Larka: Meri Mangeter Mujh se Baat Nahi Kerti.
Pappu: Meri Halat To Tujh se Ziyada Kharab Hai.
Larka: Wo Kese ?
Pappu: Dunya Me Saarhy 3 Arab Larkiyan Hen,
Magar
Mujhy Ek Bhi Mun Nahi Lagati..;-(
Pappu: Kiya Hua Udaas Q Ho?
Larka: Meri Mangeter Mujh se Baat Nahi Kerti.
Pappu: Meri Halat To Tujh se Ziyada Kharab Hai.
Larka: Wo Kese ?
Pappu: Dunya Me Saarhy 3 Arab Larkiyan Hen,
Magar
Mujhy Ek Bhi Mun Nahi Lagati..;-(
Irada
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aunty: Aur Beta Aagy kiya kerny ka Irada hai??
Me: Aunty, Mera to aap ka Damad banny ka Irada hai,
Ab Aap Bataen Aap ka kiya Irada hai..;-p
Me: Aunty, Mera to aap ka Damad banny ka Irada hai,
Ab Aap Bataen Aap ka kiya Irada hai..;-p
Jab Se Aapko Dekha Hai, Yaqin Karo
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Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
yaqin karo
Raat
Din
Subha
Sham
Sotay
Jagtay
Khaty
Petay
Uth'tay
BEth'tay
Aatay
jaatay
Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:
Chand OR Main
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"Chand OR Main"
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"Dono ka Aik sa Muqaddar"
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"Wo Falak pe Tanha"
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"Mai Zameen pe Akela"
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"Wo Roshni Maangay Suraj se"
OR,
"Main WAPDA SE"
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"Dono ka Aik sa Muqaddar"
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"Wo Falak pe Tanha"
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"Mai Zameen pe Akela"
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"Wo Roshni Maangay Suraj se"
OR,
"Main WAPDA SE"
Close Up The Casement
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Close up the casement, draw the blind,
Shut out the stealing moon,
She wears too much the guise she wore
Before our lutes were strewn
With years-deep dust , and names we read
On a white stone were hewn.
Brush not the bough for midnight scents
That come forth lingeringly,
And wake the same sweet sentiments
They breathed to you and me
When living seemed a laugh, and love
All it was said to be.
Within the common lamp-lit room
Prison my eyes and thaught;
Let dingy details crudely loom,
Mechanic speech be wrought:
Too fragrant was life's early bloom,
Too tart the fruit it brought !
Shut out the stealing moon,
She wears too much the guise she wore
Before our lutes were strewn
With years-deep dust , and names we read
On a white stone were hewn.
Brush not the bough for midnight scents
That come forth lingeringly,
And wake the same sweet sentiments
They breathed to you and me
When living seemed a laugh, and love
All it was said to be.
Within the common lamp-lit room
Prison my eyes and thaught;
Let dingy details crudely loom,
Mechanic speech be wrought:
Too fragrant was life's early bloom,
Too tart the fruit it brought !
Dil Chahta Hai
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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
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GA
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GAN
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GAND
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GANDH
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GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon.. ;-p ;-)
Hahahaha
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
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G
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GA
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GAN
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GAND
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GANDH
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GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon.. ;-p ;-)
Hahahaha
Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai
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Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai
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Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
Dil Ka Software
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kisi K Paas
Dil Ka
Software Hai Kiya ?
Feeling Delete
Kerni hai..:-(
Kisi Ki Pitaai Kerny Ka
Dil Ker Raha Hai..:-)
Dil Ka
Software Hai Kiya ?
Feeling Delete
Kerni hai..:-(
Kisi Ki Pitaai Kerny Ka
Dil Ker Raha Hai..:-)
Angoor:log Itne Ganday Hotay Hain Ke M
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain
Take Your Mobile
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Take your Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
And
Put in Water
And
Call on Your Mobile.
Your Mobile will Start Swimming.
Do it and Enjoy.
Its Fun Too be Young. :-)
Select Vibrate Mode
And
Put in Water
And
Call on Your Mobile.
Your Mobile will Start Swimming.
Do it and Enjoy.
Its Fun Too be Young. :-)
Kharab Daant
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dr: Lo nikal diya Kharab Daant tha,
Magar Tum Chillati bohot ho,
Us din kya kro gi ?
Girl: Kis din?
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Dr: Jane do,
Padhne wala Bada kamina hai
Samaj gaya hoga .. ;-p
Magar Tum Chillati bohot ho,
Us din kya kro gi ?
Girl: Kis din?
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Dr: Jane do,
Padhne wala Bada kamina hai
Samaj gaya hoga .. ;-p
