Patiala Shalwar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Patiala ki 2 Cheezen Famous hen..

1. Patiala Pag.
2. Patiala Shalwar.

Dono me Fark Sirf Itna hai K
Ek Chadhne per Maza Deti hai
to
2sri Uterne Per.. :-D

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Larka Larki K Baap Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larka Larki K Baap Se:
Me Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hun.

Larki Ka Baap: Kyun?

Larka:
Kyun K,
Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain..;-p

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Mu Aur Gu Me Kya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
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Dirty Mind.!
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"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hen.
Aur
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hen.
.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.. ;-) :-D

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1 Pinjre Me 50 Bandaryan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaryan aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya..
Aur Elan hua k jo 1 Minute me Bandar ko
Pehchan k Pakad lega,
Wo $100,000 Payega..
.
1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

2nd: George Bush gaya lekin Nakam raha.

3rd: Manmohan Singh gaya aur 10 Second me Bandar le aaya.
.
Sab ne Heran hoke puchha:
Aap ne kese pata kar liya?
?
Manmohan Singh: Me Pinjre me gaya aur kaha:
VOTE CONGRESS ko dena!
To sirf Ek ne kaha:
LUND LE LE MERA.. :-p ;-)
AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...*
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Competition

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Baar Sary Deshon k Presidents me Competition Hota Hai,
Jisme Ye Dekha Jata Hai K
Kis Ka Sperm Ziyada Nikalta Hai?

Sab Ka Bohat Ziyada Nikalta Hai
Magar
Obama Ka Sirf Ek Boond Nikalta Hai.

Sab ny Pucha: Aisa Q Janab??

?

?

Obama:
Saaly, White House Kiya Tere Baap Ny Paint Kiya Hai???

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Too Fast

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sarsar: DO you speak English?
Pathan: Yes

Sardar: Name?
Pathan: Abdul al-Rhasib

Sardar: Sex?
Pathan: Three to five times a week.

Sardar: No, no..
I mean male or female?
Pathan: Yes, male, fe-male,
sometimes ca-mel.

Sardar: Holy cow!
Pathan: Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.

Sardar: But isn't it hostile?
Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Sardar: Oh dear!
Pathan: No, no!
Deer runs too fast..
.
.
Moral:-
English is not that Easy..;-p
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App Khud He Pehna Den

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jiju:
Me Tumhare liye CHURIYAN laya hun.
.
Saali:
App khud he pehna den.
.
.
Jiju Khush Ho Ker:
Aur Tumhari Baji ne Tumhare liye
New BRAZIER bhi Bheja hai...;-D
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Try Try Again

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aurat Apni Padosan Se:
Mujhy Aulad Nahi Ho Rahi..

Padosan: Tera Husband NaMard Hoga..

Aurat Foran Boli:
Mujhy Bhi Yehi Lagta Hai,
Magar Tera Husband Bhi NaMard Hi Nikla.. :-) :-D

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Balghum Ko Dhoop Mein Sukha Ker

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Balghum Ko Dhoop
Mein Sukha Ker Choti
Choti Goliya'n Bna K
Chabaya Jaye Tou...
Ding Dong Bubble
...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
Jati Hy ...

Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
Totke .. =P =D
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Husband & Wife Ki Laraai Thi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband Wife ki Bol Chaal Band Thi.
Koi Zaruri Baat Keni hoti to Bachay k zariye kerty thy.
Ek Din Husband ka Sex kerny ka Mood hogaya,

Usny Apny Bachay ko Kaha:
"Beta, Amni Mom se Kaho k
Letter Type kerna Hai Typewriter pe"

Wife ny Kaha:
"Keh do Laal Ribbon Lagi Hai, baad me kerna"

3 Din Baad Wife Bachay se:
"Beta Apny papa se Kaho Letter Type Ker Len"

Husband:
"Beta Jao Keh Do,
Letter Zaruri Tha
Haath se hi Likh Liya"...;-p:)
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Cheating Kiyun

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Fair & lovely ke Add m face dikhaya

Ponds ke Add me Hath dikhaya

Pentene ke Add me Baal dikhaye

Phir Always ke Add me Cheating kyun?..:-(
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Ladkiyan 4 Cheezon Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
NONVEG.. ;-p
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Ladkiyan 4 Cheezon Ki Diwani Hoti Hen..
.
1. Make up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
Aur
4.______ (Niche Dekh)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abe Apne Niche Dekh.. ;-)

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HIL HIL K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ladki boli: 200 lungi, HIL HIL k Maza dun gi..
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Ladka bola: 100 dunga HIL Me khud lun ga..
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Ladki boli: To Phir ye 100 bhi Bacha le Aur Hath se HILA le.. ;-p

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Condom To Whisper

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Condom to Whisper: Bloody every Month u stop
my Business for One Week.

Whisper: If U make a Mistake,
I lose My Business for 9 Months...;-p
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Susu Not Coming

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: Doctor last night I had s** with a girl..
but today Susu not coming..
it has blocked..
.
.
.
.
Doctor after checking:
You Idiot, remove the condom first. ;-)

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