Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
This Is The Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant ..

"The Film ANACONDA was
Shoot In
Rajnikant's Underwear..?" :-D

Hhahaha
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Ek Educated Admi Ki Shadi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Educated Admi ki shadi Anparh Aurat se ho gayi.

Subah husband ne pucha:
Hamara Environment pasand aaya.

Wife: Haan ji, Bas thoda Mota tha...;-p

Hahaha
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Mu Aur Gu Me Kya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
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Dirty Mind.!
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"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hen.
Aur
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hen.
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Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha
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Dukhi Shayri

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Dukhi GF Ny Apny
Bewafa BF K Liye Shayri Likhi.

"Phoolon Ka Raja,
Baharon Ka Shahzada..
.
"SEAL" Torr Ker Chala Gaya,
Kutta Kamina Haramzada.. :-( :-D

Hahhaha
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App Khud He Pehna Den

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jiju:
Me Tumhare liye CHURIYAN laya hun.
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Saali:
App khud he pehna den.
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Jiju Khush Ho Ker:
Aur Tumhari Baji ne Tumhare liye
New BRAZIER bhi Bheja hai...;-D
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Complaints

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man With 8 Children is Traveling By Train.
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A Lady Asked: "Are They Your Children?"
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Man: "No Madam!
Actually I Am the Owner Of A
Condom Company And They Are
The Complaints Of My Customers." :-D

Hahhahaha
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A Dirty Msg

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz.
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Tum Mard Hoti

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Husband: Janu Tumhara Kabhi Dil nai kerta

ke Tum Mard hoti??

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj Tumhara
Gaand Marwane ka Mann
Kar Raha Hai Kiya?.. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha
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Polio Ki Khurak

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ladka Aur Ladki Karne K
Liye Hotel Me Kamra Book
Karwane Pahunche..
Ladka: Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye.

Manager: Kis Liye.?
Ladka: Madam Ko Polio Ki
Khurak Deni Hai.

Manager: Magar Ye To
18 Saal Ki Hai.
Ladka: Inhone Bachpan Me
Dawa Pine K Baad Ulti
Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa
Niche Se Dalni Padegi. :-D

Hahhahaha
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Shadi Ki 1st Night

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larki Ko English Bolny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha..

Shadi Ki 1st Night Usay Pata Chala K
Uske Husband Ka Ek Pair Nahi hai,
Wo Ghar Aaker Apni Maa Se Boli:

"Mom, Mere Husband Ka Sirf
Ek Hi Foot Hai"

Maa Heran Hoker Boli:
"Hey Bhagwaan, Beti Tujhy
Aur Kitna Bara Chahiye"...;-p ;-)

Hahahaha
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Sardi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Budha Sardi me Shalwar Utar ker betha tha..

Bivi : Ye Q??

Budha : Kal Raat Kameez Utar ker betha tha to Gardan Akar gai thi,

,

Aaj Dekho...:-p
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Little Thing

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
One Day there was the Naked Man and Elephant..

The Elephant Looks at the Naked Man for a Few Seconds,
Ask the Naked Man,
,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"...;-p:-)

Hahahaha
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Percentage Symbol

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larkiyan Kesi Dikhti Hen Jab Wo
Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hen.??
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Answer:
"Like A Percentage Symbol % ".. ;-)

Hahhaha
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NAAK Ka Chooha By Wasi Shah

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"NAAK Ka Chooha" by Wasi Shah

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.
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Chaddi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khubsoorti Ye Nahi k Naye Kapray,
Naye Jootay Pehno,
Smart Dikho,,

Balke Khubsoorti Ander se hoti hai,

Is Liye,,
,
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,
,
,

CHADDI Achi Aur
Rangeen Pehna Kero...;-p
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