Ghalti Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Simran to Doctor :
Me ne ghalti se Meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?

Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho.

Jaa Simran Jaa..
Jee le Apni Zindagi.
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Toilet Saaf Ker K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Jb main Tum pr ghussa krta hon tu

Tum Apna ghussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain..!
kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: Tumhary Toothbrush se...;-p
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Chup Chup K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son: Abbu Ji, Me ne Suna ha k
Maa Baap ko dekhne se Sawab Milta ha.

Father: Jis tarah Tu chup chup k
Dekhta ha Na Kaminay
Us Tarah Dekhney se To
Gunah Milta ha...:-0
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Start Dancing

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nurse Put Patient's Finger in Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.

Patient's Start Dancing.

Nurse: Why U R Dancing??

Patient: Next is Urine Test..;-p
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Paheli Ka Jawab Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Paheli ka jawab do?
"Masal masal ke khara kiya aur Thook laga ke andar kiya?"

Boy: SUI DHAGA.

Girl: Chal be Chutiya..
Teri to Soch hi Bachhon Wali Hai...;-D

Hahaha
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Kamzor Dil Wale Na Parhen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha

Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
Us ko ultiyan aane lagin

Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha

"Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le"

Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
k baad ruk jata hy
Tou Larki puchti hy
"Kia hua ruk Q gaye?"

Us larke ne Hasrat Bhari Nigah se Dekha aur kaha

"Balgham Aa Gaya Tha Chaba Raha Tha..." :-)
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Bijli Ki Taar Or Ladki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bijli ki Taar or Ladki me Kya Similarty hai???

Guess..?
Not Sure..?
.
Oh Come on Yaar, Simple Hai,
,
Dono Nangi ho to Jaan Nikal deti hen.. ;-)

Hahahha
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Aisi Konsi Jagha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Aisi Konsi Jagha hai
Jahan Mard or Auraat
dono k Baal "CURLY" Hoty hen"


Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?


You Dirty Mind ...


Answer:
AFRICA...;-p

Hahhaha
Tum Kiya Samjhay ;-)
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Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Chota Santa: Aunty Is Baar To
Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga.
.
Aunty: Tumhe Kese Pata Chala.
.
Chota Santa:
Aap Ki Phatti Hui
Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
.
.
Moonchen
.
Nazar Aa Rahi Hen. :-D

Hahhaha
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Dil Ka Haal

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aurat Ek Baba K Pass Gai Aur Kaha:
"Baba Mujhy Dilon Ka Haal Jaanna Hai."

Baba: Qareeb Aao..

Aurat Thora Qareeb Ho Gai.

Baba: Aur Qareeb Aao..

Aurat Thora Aur Qareeb Aa Gai.

Baba Ny Us Ki Kamar Per Hath Phera Aur Kaha:
"Thora Aur Qareeb Aao.."

Aurat Boli: Baba Aap Meri Lena Chahty Hen..??

Baba Muskura Ker Bola:
"Dekh Tujhy Dil Ka Haal Pata Lagna Shuru Ho Gaya Hai.." ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha
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Don’t Worry Aunty

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Young Boy Died..
His Mother Cried: Abhi Mere BACHEY ne dikha hi kiya tha?

Paros ki Larki Kaan me Boli:
.
Don’t Worry Aunty!!
!
!
Me ne Sab Kuch Dikha Diya Tha...;-p:)
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Mu Aur Gu Me Kya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
.
Dirty Mind.!
.
"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hen.
Aur
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hen.
.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha
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Statement

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Chorni Pakri gayi.

Constable: Aapki Statement leni hai andar chalo
and fucked her.

Head Constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.

Shaam ko Larki ko Megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.

Magistrate:
Tumhari Statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaho gi?

Chorni:
Sir Aaj to "STATEMENT" Sooj gayi hai,
Kal le lena..;-p:D

Hahaha
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Girls Are Crazy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things..

1) Shopping
.
.
2) Cell Phone
.
.
3) Chocolates
.
.
.
4)_____ (Look Down)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abay Gadhay Neechy Dekh.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Jealousy Ki Aag

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jealousy Ki Aag Ko,

Aur

Behti Hui Naak Ko

Koi Nahi Rok Sakta..;-D
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