Big Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is not a Problem,

But,,,

,

Seeing a Half cockroach in ur Half Sandwich is Definitely a

Very Big Problem...;-0
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Mardana Ilzam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
80 Saal ka Buddha Rape Case me Jail gaya.

Dost: Tu ne is Umar me ye kiya kese?

Buddhha: Koi Rape nahi kiya.
.
Ye to Ilzam Hi itna Mardana tha k
Mana hi nahi ker paya...;-(
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Trust

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Story with a Lesson…

One Day My Girlfriend called Me to Her House.
I went there & found Her Sister alone in the House.
She was Unbelievably Sexy.
She whispered in My Ear,
I have feelings for You,
lets make Love.
I turned back & walked to the Front Door towards My Car.

Shockingly I found My Girlfriend standing there,
She Hugged Me & said:
"U have won My Trust."

Moral:
Its Always Better to keep the CONDOMS in the Car,
not in the Pocket...;-p:)
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Dirty Mind

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aisi Kon si Cheez hai
Jiske Paas hoti hai,
Wo usey Hila k Kaam Chalate hen..

aur
jiske Paas Nahi hoti Wo
Ungli Daal kar Kaam Chalate hen..
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Dirty Mind
it is Toothbrush...;-p :-)

Hahahaha
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Ek Aurat Kanjuson K Ghar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Aurat Kanjuson K Ghar Gai Aur
Thori Dair Baad Roty Huwe Wapas Aai..

Logon Ny Pucha:
Kiya Hua..??

Aurat Roty Huwe Boli:
Kanjuson K Ghar Gai Thi,
Un Zalimo Ny Chaai K Liye Bhi
Mera Hi Doodh Nikal Liya.. :-(

Hhahaha
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Blood And Urine Tests

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
An old Woman goes to the Doctor's office..

The Doctor gives her a checkup and says:
"I need to do Stool, Blood and Urine Tests."

The Woman says:
"Well can I just leave my underwear?...;-p
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Boy Goes To A Chemist

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy goes to a Chemist..
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my Girlfriend's house for dinner."

Then he says "Give me two more.
My GF's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min and he is still praying, his head down.

All are surprised.

Girlfriend: "I never knew you are so religious"

Boy:"I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST"...;-p
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Tum Mard Hoti

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Husband: Janu Tumhara Kabhi Dil nai kerta

ke Tum Mard hoti??

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj Tumhara
Gaand Marwane ka Mann
Kar Raha Hai Kiya?.. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha
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Prove That

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher:
Prove That AB/AG + 2MP +
4WD + 9MC = ABC?
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Pappu: A Boy Over A Girl +
2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops +
9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child...;-p
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Japani Couple Ki SEXY Baaten

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Japani Couple SEXY Baaten karte
huye...
Husband: Sutaki...
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Wife: Kowanini...
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Husband: Toka anji rodi romi
hoayako....
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Wife Ghutnay taik k Boli: Mimi
yoanakodinda tinkuji...
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Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou
kinatimkouji..

"Logon ka Shok to dekho.
Samajh
kuch nhi a raha bas SEX ka word
aaya or poora status Parh
Dala...;-p;-)

Hahaha
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Increase Population

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Newton's 3 Scientific Sex Law.
.
1. A Hole always attract a Pole
.
2. Length of pole is equal to d Depth of hole
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3. Up down Motion releases a Lotion which increase Population without calculation..;-p
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Woh Maza

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Woh Maza na BAADSHAHI me hai,

Na Taj me hai,

Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raaj me hai,

Na woh Maza kisi Khazanay me hai,
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.
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Jo Maza Naak se Choohay Nikal k
Gol Ghumanay me hai...;-p
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Movie Dekh Rahi Hun

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??

Girl: Movie Dekh Rahi Hun.

Boy: Kon Si ??

Girl: LooTera

Boy: Lele ;-)

Blocked.. :-(

Hahhahaha
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Sad Monkey

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted 2 End
His Life..
So, He Went Up 2 A Sleeping Lion &
Put His Finger In d Lion's Ass..

The Lion Woke Up Angry & Roared:
"Who Did That, Who Has Called For
His Death..??"

Monkey Said:
"Its Was Me, My Lord..!"

Lion Asked:
"Did Anyone See You..??"

Monkey: "No, My Lord.."

Lion: "Ok, Then Do It Again,
It Feels Good..!!"
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Moral:
Akele Reh-Reh Kar Jungle Ka
Raja Bhi G#nd#o Ho Jaata Hai,
So
Keep In Touch...;-p

Hahaha
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Sleeping Together

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina

Boy2: Oh! I know her

Boy1: How?

Boy2: We were Caught Sleeping Together

Boy1: What the hell?

Boy2: During Lecture in Maths Class,
,
,
Think +ve Yaar...;-p
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