Priceless

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baba Saxidas Ek Din Mast Mood Mein Bethe Thhe
To Unke Ek Ashiq Mijaj Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai,
Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na”

Baba Saxidas: “Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Aise Samajh”

Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu
Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li

Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma
Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya

Fir Usko 5 Star Hotel Me Le Gaya
Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee
Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya.

Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se
Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs Hai
Uske Ander Le Gaya.

Aur Girlfriend Ko Bed Pe
Lita Ke Jaisi Hi Uski Jeans
Kholne Laga To Girlfriend Bole:
"Nahi Jaanu Aaj Mere Periods Hai"

Us Time Tu Usko Muskura K Dikhayga
Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe Muskaan Hogi
Wo Priceless Hi Hogi...;-p ;-)
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Sab Se Saaf Suthra SMS

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2010 ka Sab se Saaf Suthra SMS


Jahaaz me air hostess ne Pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo shopper de gae ke is me kar lo.

Thori der bad Air hostess dekhti hae ke sab ulti kar rahe hain or Pathan so raha hae.

Usne Pathan se pucha ke sub kyun ulti kar rahe hain?

Pathan: Hum ne ulti kiya sab ne bura mana, hum ne wapis pe lia.
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Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Duniya Me Har Baat K
Do Matlab Nikalte Hai.

Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye..?

Sir: Baith Ja Beti, Teri Baat K
Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hen..;-p

Hahahaha
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Dekha Hi Kiya Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Jawan Larka Mar Gaya,
Uski Maa Roty Huwe Boli:
Abhi Mere Bachay Ne Dekha Hi Kiya Tha?
.
Pados Ki Larki Kaan me Boli:
Don’t Worry Aunty,
Me Ne Sab Kuch Dikha Diya Tha. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Imran Hashmi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Girl was Thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chiragh Beside Her

She Touched & Ordered Jin:
"Meri Piyas Bujhao"


JIN:
"PEPSI wali Ya
,
IMRAN HASHMI Wali"...;-p

Hahaha
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Ek Ladki Ko Chai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi,
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
Or
,
Or
Or
,
Or
Dusre Kapde Pehan Kar
Dudh lane Market Chali Gai.. ;-)
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Pregnancy Poem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Pregnancy Poem"

Ab Q lagi rone

Jab bacha laga hone.

Tab Q nahi royi thi

Jab chipak k soyi thi.

Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo

Tab to kehti thi

"Janu Aur Kero aur Kero"..;-p
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Two Tickets Of English Movie

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: Sweet Heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ??
.
Girl: Which one ??
.
Pappu: Condom Of Shailesh.
.
.
.
Girl: You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..;-p ;-)

Hhahaha
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Son Of A Bitch

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH"..;-p
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Warning! Don't Read This

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Warning!!!!
Nifayat Pasand log ye msg na parhen.


Queen:
Jo 3 glass THOOK pye ga
Mein us se shadi kru gi.

Pathan 2 glass pee k ruk gya.

Queen: Kyu..Haar maan le?

Phatan: Nhi "BALGHAM" chaba rha hu.
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Ek Larka Ek Larki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larka Ek Larki
aha aha,,
Aadhi Raat ko
oho oho,,
Jungle me
wah wah,,
Jhari k peechay
ouii,,
Sab se chup k
UFF,,
DABA DABA k
Aaha aha,,
Mango Kha Rahey They..;-p

Hehehe
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Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
This Is The Phaarru Joke Of Rajnikant ..

"The Film ANACONDA was
Shoot In
Rajnikant's Underwear..?" :-D

Hhahaha
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Dressing Style

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Always True..

Larkiyon Ka Dressing Style
Badal Gaya
Lekin
.
.
.
.
.
Paisay Rakhny Ki Jaga Nahi Badli.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Woh Maza

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Woh Maza na BAADSHAHI me hai,

Na Taj me hai,

Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raaj me hai,

Na woh Maza kisi Khazanay me hai,
.
.
.
.
.
Jo Maza Naak se Choohay Nikal k
Gol Ghumanay me hai...;-p
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Wedding Dress

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan:
Kal Hamara Shadi Hai..

Sardar:
Wah Yaar,
Phir Kal Kiya Pehan Rahy Ho..??

Pathan:
Jo Jaldi Utar Jaye.. :-D

Hhahaha
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