AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN:

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AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN(Quote of the Day):












Bardasht karna seeko.
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Smile Is The 2nd

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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)
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What Is Big In Ladies

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What is "Big” in Ladies,
"Small” in girls
and "not” there in Babies???

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The Letter “L”

What u Thinking..??
Dirty Mind...;-p ;-)
Hahahaha
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18 Saal Ki Larki Jhuk Kar

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Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)
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(Chatakh)!!

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1 admi apny bety k liye aisa REBOOT laya

jo jhoot bolny per Thappar marta tha

Beta: Papa aj me school nhi jaunga mery pait ma dard hai

(Chatakh)!

Bap: Ap nai jhoot bola is liye apko

saza milli,me jb ap jitna tha tu kbhi jhoot nhi bolta tha

(Chatakh)!!

Wife(hansty howy): Ap hi ka bata hai

(Chatakh)....
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When Things Go Wrong

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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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Kis Tarha

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Teri Lita k Loon,

Ya

Bitha k Loon?

Karun Andhera ya Bulb Jala k Loon?

Ya

Tujhy karun Khara, Aur Phir Jhuka k loon?

Ab Tu hi Bata k Me Teri


"Photo" Kis Tarha se Loon?...;-p
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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni Dulhan

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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni
Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....







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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... ;->
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What Will One Year Old Boy

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Can U Imagine What Will an One year Old boy

And Girl would do when they are locked up in a room.

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Guess

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Still Thinking

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What else an one year children can do,

They would simply start crying .

I Know what all yr dirty mind is mind is thinking.
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KISSING At The Top

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KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''
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Naram Si Cheez

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1 Cheez hai
Naram C
Gol C

Jiske Aas Paas Baal Hoty Hain.

Andar wali Jagah Geeli Hoti Hai.

Is Main se Pani Bhi Nikalta Hai.

Is Main Achanak Kuch chala jaye to Bohat Dard hota hai.

Aaram Aaram se Maslo to Bohat Maza Aata Hai.

Aapka Zehen Pata Nahi Kahan Chala Gaya hoga.

Main

* AANHK *

Ki Baat Kar Raha Hon. :-)
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Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna

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,,,,,TOPA,,,,,
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TOPA KHARID LO SARDIYAN AAGAYI HAIN.


KYA SAMJHE
Tum To Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna.
Shoqeen Insan.
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Kuch Log Thodi Der

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai.
unka…
Mobile Charge!
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Ab Thook Lagao

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Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao..;-p

Hahahaha
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I LOVE U

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I LOVE U

I WANT U

I LIKE U

I MISS U

I KISS U




All these sentences are the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE"
HA HA
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