Funny(English)
Welcome Back!
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A tourist saw a road sign that read "No through Way. Please Go Another Way."
He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.
After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"
He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.
After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"
A Little Boy Wanted Rs.50
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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
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Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
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When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
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The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
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The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
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Which Read:
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"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
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Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
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When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
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The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
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The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
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Which Read:
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"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"
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Imagine You & Me Join NASA!
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Imagine You & Me Join NASA!
Just Try To Imagine. . . .
After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change
Its Name From NASA To..
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SATYANASA! :-D
Just Try To Imagine. . . .
After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change
Its Name From NASA To..
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SATYANASA! :-D
Try, & Never Surrender
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Try, Try, Try, & Never Surrender,
After Every JUNE, There Is A NOVEMBER.
A Small Poem By BRITISH COUNCIL. :-P
After Every JUNE, There Is A NOVEMBER.
A Small Poem By BRITISH COUNCIL. :-P
Corporate Lessons
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Corporate Lessons.....
"we will do it"
Means
"U will do it."
"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."
"We are a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."
"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."
"All the best "
Means
"You r in trouble."
"we will do it"
Means
"U will do it."
"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."
"We are a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."
"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."
"All the best "
Means
"You r in trouble."
When You Feel Upset
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When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
You can see Nothing Clearly
& Flying Up and Up
You think its
LOVE?
Na G Na!
Its Just Low BP
Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)
You can see Nothing Clearly
& Flying Up and Up
You think its
LOVE?
Na G Na!
Its Just Low BP
Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)
A Guy Walks Into Work
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A Guy Walks Into Work And Both Of His Ears Are All Bandaged Up.
The Boss Asks:
What Happened To Your Ears?
He Says:
Yesterday I Was Ironing A Shirt When The Phone Rang And Shhh! I Accidentally Answered The Phone.
The Boss Asks:
Well That Explains One Ear, What About To Your Other Ear?
He Says:
Well, Jeez, I Had To Call The Doctor!:-)=P
The Boss Asks:
What Happened To Your Ears?
He Says:
Yesterday I Was Ironing A Shirt When The Phone Rang And Shhh! I Accidentally Answered The Phone.
The Boss Asks:
Well That Explains One Ear, What About To Your Other Ear?
He Says:
Well, Jeez, I Had To Call The Doctor!:-)=P
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GoLdEn WoRdS
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GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->
Worse Than Losing Girlfriend
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Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
God Saw Me Hungry
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Definition Of Home
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Definition of Home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
KEEP AN IDIOT
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED:
*press down*
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
*press down*
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
Hi Dear...
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Hi dear watch this
Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
When We Throw A Ball
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When We Throw A Ball In The Air Why Does It Comes Down?
Non Physics Answers
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B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)
Non Physics Answers
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B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)
Technology's Impact
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Technology's Impact
Major Rohail's E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
Major Rohail's E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
Abbreviations
Anniversary SMS
April Fool
Bengali SMS
Best Wishes
Birthday SMS
Boys Vs Girls
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas SMS
Cool Jokes
Cool
Current Affairs
Cute
December
Decent SMS
Decent Jokes
Heart (dil) SMS
Dirty Jokes
Diwali SMS
Double Meaning
Prayer(Dua)
Easter
Eid Mubarak
Friendship (English)
Funny(English)
Love SMS (English)
Exam SMS
Family Jokes
Faraz Poetry
Fathers Day
Flirt Sms
Friendship SMS
Funny SMS
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Greetings SMS
Halloween
Happy Marriage
Hazrat Ali
Hindi Funny
Holi
Independence Day
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insults
Islamic SMS
Islamic SMS
Jashan Azadi
Khichdi
Kiss SMS
Life
Load Shedding
Love SMS
Love Stories
Lovely
Lyrics
Malayalam Jokes
Jokes(Marathi)
Mazahiya Shayari
Miscellaneous
Miss You
Missing You
Mohsin Naqvi
Mothers Day
Motivational Quotes
Naughty SMS
Never Forget
New Year
Others SMS
Parents
Pashto Funny
Pashto
Pathan Jokes
Picture SMS
Poetry SMS
Politics SMS
Funny(Punjabi)
Punjabi Sms
Question
Quotes
Rabi Ul Awal
Rainy Day
Rakhi bandhan
Ramadan SMS
Night(Ratt) SMS
Reply Me
Riddle Puzzle
Riddle SMS
Romantic SMS
Sad Poetry
Sad
Santa Banta Jokes
Sardar Jokes
Self Praising
Send Me
Shakir Shuja Abadi
Sharabi SMS
Silly Quotes
Smile
Jokes
Sorry
Sorry Jokes
Student SMS
Student Jokes
Sweet SMS
Tamil Jokes
Teachers Day
Today's Thought
Tongue Twister
Friendship(Urdu)
Urdu Funny
Love SMS (Urdu)
Urdu Poetry
Urdu SMS
Urdu Text Insults
Valentine Sms
Waiting For You
Wasi Shah Poetry
Winter Season
Wise Words
Yaad
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