Funny(English)
Won Mobile In A Running Race
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Girl-Nice Mobile.
Where Did U Buy?
Boy-I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.:-)XD
Where Did U Buy?
Boy-I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl-How Many People Participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.:-)XD
2 Frnds Were Attending A Boring
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2 frnds were attending a boring lecture..
1st frnd:its so boring,
Even my bums have fallen asleep.
2nd frnd:Ya i know,
I heard them snoring 3 times...
1st frnd:its so boring,
Even my bums have fallen asleep.
2nd frnd:Ya i know,
I heard them snoring 3 times...
A Man Loses Everything
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A Man Loses Everything Bcoz of Drinking;
He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
Smashes the 1st One Swearing
"You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes 2nd One saying
"You are The Reason I don't have a Job."
Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,
He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"
He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
Smashes the 1st One Swearing
"You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",
Smashes 2nd One saying
"You are The Reason I don't have a Job."
Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,
He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
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Boy to Gym Coach:
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I'm gonna meet in 3 days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach: Use the ATM machine Outside the Gym! :-)
I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I'm gonna meet in 3 days.
Which Machine Should I Use?
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Coach: Use the ATM machine Outside the Gym! :-)
Worse Than Losing Girlfriend
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Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Quietest Place
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What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
Ladies Are Selfish
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When I was a Cute Child,
Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.
I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.
Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)
Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.
I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.
Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)
Young Woman
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to practice for at least six months first.”
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to practice for at least six months first.”
Math's Tragic Love Stories
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Math Tells Us Three of the Tragic Love Stories.
Tangent Lines Who had one Chance to Meet and then Parted Forever.
Parallel Lines Who were Never Meant to Meet.
And
Asymptotes Who can get Closer and Closer But will Never be Together.
Who Says Maths is Boring? :-)
Tangent Lines Who had one Chance to Meet and then Parted Forever.
Parallel Lines Who were Never Meant to Meet.
And
Asymptotes Who can get Closer and Closer But will Never be Together.
Who Says Maths is Boring? :-)
Government Helps
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The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...
"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)
"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." :-)
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
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A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
Of Weight 45 Kg
But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg
Strange But True.
Of Weight 45 Kg
But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg
Strange But True.
Get This SMS
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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
The Cradle And The Grave
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A Man's Life goes in
Hair cut and Shave Only
Babies don't have Hair
Old Men head are just as bear
Between The Cradle and The Grave
There Lies a Haircut and a Shave :)
Hair cut and Shave Only
Babies don't have Hair
Old Men head are just as bear
Between The Cradle and The Grave
There Lies a Haircut and a Shave :)
An Angle Came Up To Me
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Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish.
I asked for "World Peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"
I asked for "World Peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"
End Of The World In 2012
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End of The World in 2012 Means:
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I Have Wasted My Whole Life In School. :-)
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I Have Wasted My Whole Life In School. :-)
