Funny(English)
Mat Dekh
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Mat Dekh Mujhe
Itni Hasrat Se
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Mere Dost
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Mere Paas Khud
Biryaani mai 1 Hi
Boti Hai..
==>>True Love
Simply Never
Ends==>>
,+,PrInCe$s,+,
Itni Hasrat Se
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Mere Dost
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Mere Paas Khud
Biryaani mai 1 Hi
Boti Hai..
==>>True Love
Simply Never
Ends==>>
,+,PrInCe$s,+,
Quietest Place
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
Teach A Person
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Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->
Get Your Own Blanket
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A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before
Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.
During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.
"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.
During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.
"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
Change Ur Underwear
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Before U Judge A Person
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Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That,
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Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That,
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Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
Fantastic Signboard On Highways
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A Fantastic Signboard On Highways
For Encouraging Slow Driving
"Mr. LATE"
Is Always Better Than...
"LATE Mr." :-)
For Encouraging Slow Driving
"Mr. LATE"
Is Always Better Than...
"LATE Mr." :-)
An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver
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An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver Peanuts 2 Eat.
Ths Happnd 4 Several Times.
The Drivr Said:
Y Have U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts To Eat?
Why Don't U Eat Thm Urself?'
The Lady Replied:
I Dont Have Teeth To Munch Thm'
Drivr:
Then Why U Bought Them?
Old Lady:
I Just Love The Chocolate Around Thm. Hahaha:-D
Ths Happnd 4 Several Times.
The Drivr Said:
Y Have U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts To Eat?
Why Don't U Eat Thm Urself?'
The Lady Replied:
I Dont Have Teeth To Munch Thm'
Drivr:
Then Why U Bought Them?
Old Lady:
I Just Love The Chocolate Around Thm. Hahaha:-D
U Need To Fart
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
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U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
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U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
Does Not Have A Wife
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!
Why?
Very Simple....
A women does not have a Wife...
Why?
Very Simple....
A women does not have a Wife...
Generation's Messed Up
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Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...
Snow White Lived With Seven Men...
Pinocchio Was A Liar.
Robin Hood Was A Thief.
Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...
These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
Snow White Lived With Seven Men...
Pinocchio Was A Liar.
Robin Hood Was A Thief.
Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...
These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
Changing Underwear
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!
1st Question
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What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH.
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH.
Keep Up With Technology
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As A Family We're Trying To Keep Up With Technology.
So
I Bought 4 My Son An Ipod,
My Daughter An
Iphone
N
Myself An Ipad...
I Felt Sorry For My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her An Iron .. =P
She Hasn't Spoken To Me Since. :-)
So
I Bought 4 My Son An Ipod,
My Daughter An
Iphone
N
Myself An Ipad...
I Felt Sorry For My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her An Iron .. =P
She Hasn't Spoken To Me Since. :-)
Good News For You
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GooD News 4u!
rent free accomodation
(khana,peena,sona,rahna)
every thing is free
4more detail.....
just dail 15.....
call bhi free hai...
rent free accomodation
(khana,peena,sona,rahna)
every thing is free
4more detail.....
just dail 15.....
call bhi free hai...
