Funny(English)
Falling In Luv Iz Sweet Ambition
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
falling in luv iz sweet ambition. finding true luv iz a life time mission. take my wordz,follow da pakistani tradition n marry ur dads UGLY decision......
So Sad, Very Bad
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
Once Many Professors Were Called
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height Of Confidence
Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Airplane...
After They Sat, They Were Informed That
The Plane Is Made By their students,
All Of Them Ran n Got Out Of The Plane Except One ...
People Asked Him The Reason ...
He Said:
"If It Is Made By My Students,
It Won't Even START." :-)
Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Airplane...
After They Sat, They Were Informed That
The Plane Is Made By their students,
All Of Them Ran n Got Out Of The Plane Except One ...
People Asked Him The Reason ...
He Said:
"If It Is Made By My Students,
It Won't Even START." :-)
A Young And Pretty Girl
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Young and Pretty Girl shows her hands to clerk:
He kisses her Fingers and asks: What can I do for you?
Girl: Just tell the manager that There is Toilet Paper in the Toilet.
He kisses her Fingers and asks: What can I do for you?
Girl: Just tell the manager that There is Toilet Paper in the Toilet.
Height Of Smartness.
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height Of Smartness..
Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !
Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !
Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
Favorite Book
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
True Love Is Like A Pillow
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
True Love Is Like A Pillow.
U Could HUG It When Ur In Trouble.
U Could CRY On It When Ur In Pain.
U Could EMBRACE It When Ur Happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50
Buy A Pillow.:-)
U Could HUG It When Ur In Trouble.
U Could CRY On It When Ur In Pain.
U Could EMBRACE It When Ur Happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50
Buy A Pillow.:-)
What Is Real Happiness
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Real Happiness Is When
You Marry A Girl
And
Find Out Later
She Has
"A Lot Of Money" :-)
You Marry A Girl
And
Find Out Later
She Has
"A Lot Of Money" :-)
Billboard On The Road
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Billboard On The Side Of The Road:
"Keep Your Eyes On The Road
And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)
"Keep Your Eyes On The Road
And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)
Tax Collection
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
How This Accident Occur?
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Policeman: How did this Accident Occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says Stop-Look-Listen.
And while I was doing that, the train hit me. :-)
Motorist: The sign just there says Stop-Look-Listen.
And while I was doing that, the train hit me. :-)
What Is The Difference B/W Mortein
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
If U use Mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
U Wl Alwayz Get Swetness ...
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it
u wl alwayz
get swetness
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it
u wl alwayz
get swetness
The Art Of Looking For Trouble
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
You Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
