Funny(English)
Lawyer's Fee
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Client: Can you tell me what your fees are?
Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.
Client: That's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes, now what's your final question?
Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.
Client: That's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes, now what's your final question?
Hi Dear...
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Hi dear watch this
Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
How To Make One Million Rupees
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How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !
A Sincere Traffic Police
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A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.
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Why?
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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.
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Why?
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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.
Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad
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Hello,Hope enjoying the best of ur health and independence.Lets pray 4 our beloved Quaid Muhammad Ali Jinnah as he will be remember 4 years and years.Pakistan zindabad Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad:-)
A Boy Going In Car
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A boy going in car.
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..
To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..
To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->
W & Women
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You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
I Want A Baby Brother
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Son: I want a Baby Brother.
Mom: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son: why don't you give him a surprise?
Mom: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son: why don't you give him a surprise?
Cut My Hair Short
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Man to Barber: Cut My Hair Short.
Barber: How Short You Would Like To?
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Man: So Short That My Wife Cannot Pull Them. :-)
Barber: How Short You Would Like To?
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Man: So Short That My Wife Cannot Pull Them. :-)
What Is Globalization
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What is Globalization?
"Death of Princess Diana"
An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel in a German car with Dutch Engine driven by a Belgian Driver who had Scottish Whiskey, followed by an Italian Photographer on a Japnese motorcycle, Treated by an American doctor with Brazilian medicines.
And a Pakistani sending this sms on Hungarian phone with Chinese battery Smuggled from Dubai by an Afghan
It's Globalization.
"Death of Princess Diana"
An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel in a German car with Dutch Engine driven by a Belgian Driver who had Scottish Whiskey, followed by an Italian Photographer on a Japnese motorcycle, Treated by an American doctor with Brazilian medicines.
And a Pakistani sending this sms on Hungarian phone with Chinese battery Smuggled from Dubai by an Afghan
It's Globalization.
Which Shaving Cream Do...
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Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
Qoutable Qoutes
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To be is to do (Socrates)
To do is to b (Plato)
To be or not to b ( Shakespear)
Do be do be dooo (Scooby Doo)
To do is to b (Plato)
To be or not to b ( Shakespear)
Do be do be dooo (Scooby Doo)
When U Feel
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
I've A Good N A Bad News
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Dr: I've A Good n A Bad News
Patient: Whats d Bad News?
...Dr : Ur Symptoms Show That
U r Turning Gay .. !
Patient: Wht d Hell !
n Whts d Good News ?
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Dr. I Think U r CUTE ... =P =D
Patient: Whats d Bad News?
...Dr : Ur Symptoms Show That
U r Turning Gay .. !
Patient: Wht d Hell !
n Whts d Good News ?
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Dr. I Think U r CUTE ... =P =D
I Love LUCKY
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Major Rohail: Do you have affair? I heard You saying, you love LUCKY.
Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my
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\,/"(,LUCKY)\\
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Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my
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/") "^---;";
\,/"(,LUCKY)\\
//\\ //\\
