Mat Dekh

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mat Dekh Mujhe
Itni Hasrat Se
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Mere Dost
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Mere Paas Khud
Biryaani mai 1 Hi
Boti Hai..

==>>True Love
Simply Never
Ends==>>
,+,PrInCe$s,+,
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Quietest Place

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What's the quietest place in the world?


The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
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Teach A Person

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,

Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->
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Get Your Own Blanket

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before
Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.

The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.

During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"

She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"

"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.

"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
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Change Ur Underwear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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Before U Judge A Person

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
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Fantastic Signboard On Highways

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Fantastic Signboard On Highways
For Encouraging Slow Driving

"Mr. LATE"

Is Always Better Than...

"LATE Mr." :-)
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An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
An Old Lady Gave The Bus Driver Peanuts 2 Eat.
Ths Happnd 4 Several Times.

The Drivr Said:
Y Have U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts To Eat?
Why Don't U Eat Thm Urself?'

The Lady Replied:
I Dont Have Teeth To Munch Thm'

Drivr:
Then Why U Bought Them?

Old Lady:
I Just Love The Chocolate Around Thm. Hahaha:-D
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U Need To Fart

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,

People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize

.

.

U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
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Does Not Have A Wife

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!

Why?
Very Simple....

A women does not have a Wife...
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Generation's Messed Up

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...

Snow White Lived With Seven Men...

Pinocchio Was A Liar.

Robin Hood Was A Thief.

Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...

These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)
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Changing Underwear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

*
*

Changing underwear!
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1st Question

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH.
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Keep Up With Technology

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
As A Family We're Trying To Keep Up With Technology.

So
I Bought 4 My Son An Ipod,
My Daughter An
Iphone
N
Myself An Ipad...
I Felt Sorry For My
Wife
So
I Went Out N Bought
Her An Iron .. =P
She Hasn't Spoken To Me Since. :-)
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Good News For You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GooD News 4u!

rent free accomodation

(khana,peena,sona,rahna)

every thing is free

4more detail.....

just dail 15.....

call bhi free hai...
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