Lawyer's Fee

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Client: Can you tell me what your fees are?

Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.

Client: That's a bit steep, isn't it?

Lawyer: Yes, now what's your final question?
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Hi Dear...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hi dear watch this














Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
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How To Make One Million Rupees

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How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !
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A Sincere Traffic Police

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A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.


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Why?

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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.
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Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad

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Hello,Hope enjoying the best of ur health and independence.Lets pray 4 our beloved Quaid Muhammad Ali Jinnah as he will be remember 4 years and years.Pakistan zindabad Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad:-)
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A Boy Going In Car

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A boy going in car.
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..



To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->
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W & Women

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You know why Women starts with "W"

Because all Questions start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?


Wife..?
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I Want A Baby Brother

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son: I want a Baby Brother.

Mom: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.

Son: why don't you give him a surprise?
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Cut My Hair Short

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Man to Barber: Cut My Hair Short.

Barber: How Short You Would Like To?

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Man: So Short That My Wife Cannot Pull Them. :-)
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What Is Globalization

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What is Globalization?
"Death of Princess Diana"

An English Princess with Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel in a German car with Dutch Engine driven by a Belgian Driver who had Scottish Whiskey, followed by an Italian Photographer on a Japnese motorcycle, Treated by an American doctor with Brazilian medicines.

And a Pakistani sending this sms on Hungarian phone with Chinese battery Smuggled from Dubai by an Afghan
It's Globalization.
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Which Shaving Cream Do...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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Qoutable Qoutes

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To be is to do (Socrates)

To do is to b (Plato)

To be or not to b ( Shakespear)

Do be do be dooo (Scooby Doo)
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When U Feel

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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I've A Good N A Bad News

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Dr: I've A Good n A Bad News

Patient: Whats d Bad News?

...Dr : Ur Symptoms Show That
U r Turning Gay .. !

Patient: Wht d Hell !
n Whts d Good News ?

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Dr. I Think U r CUTE ... =P =D
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I Love LUCKY

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Major Rohail: Do you have affair? I heard You saying, you love LUCKY.

Anti Misba: Idiot LUCKY is my


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