Falling In Luv Iz Sweet Ambition

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
falling in luv iz sweet ambition. finding true luv iz a life time mission. take my wordz,follow da pakistani tradition n marry ur dads UGLY decision......
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So Sad, Very Bad

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

Dear Dad!

No Mony, No Fun

Your Son.

His Father Replied:

Dear Son!

So Sad, Very Bad,

Your Dad!
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Once Many Professors Were Called

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height Of Confidence

Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Airplane...
After They Sat, They Were Informed That
The Plane Is Made By their students,
All Of Them Ran n Got Out Of The Plane Except One ...

People Asked Him The Reason ...

He Said:
"If It Is Made By My Students,
It Won't Even START." :-)
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A Young And Pretty Girl

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Young and Pretty Girl shows her hands to clerk:

He kisses her Fingers and asks: What can I do for you?


Girl: Just tell the manager that There is Toilet Paper in the Toilet.
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Height Of Smartness.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height Of Smartness..


Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
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Favorite Book

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?


She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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True Love Is Like A Pillow

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
True Love Is Like A Pillow.
U Could HUG It When Ur In Trouble.
U Could CRY On It When Ur In Pain.
U Could EMBRACE It When Ur Happy.

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50
Buy A Pillow.:-)
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What Is Real Happiness

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Real Happiness Is When

You Marry A Girl

And

Find Out Later

She Has

"A Lot Of Money" :-)
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Billboard On The Road

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Billboard On The Side Of The Road:



"Keep Your Eyes On The Road

And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)
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Tax Collection

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax



Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use
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How This Accident Occur?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Policeman: How did this Accident Occur?

Motorist: The sign just there says Stop-Look-Listen.

And while I was doing that, the train hit me. :-)
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What Is The Difference B/W Mortein

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?

If U use Mortein spray U will die


If U don't use body spray People will die.
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U Wl Alwayz Get Swetness ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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The Art Of Looking For Trouble

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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You Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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