Drive Slowly Board

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college

But not near Girl's College Why?


Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.
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Fourth Child Born

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?

Because they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.
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Best Way To Get FAT

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What’s The Best Way To Get FAT ?
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Go To The Butcher Shop … ;->
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Use Climate In A Sentence

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Use the Word Climate in a Sentence.




Student: I have a Cherry Tree in the Backyard.

And my Parents won't Let me Climate. :-)
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Chai Pakorra

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Read it fast:-
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Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
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Congratulations!
U have qualified to get a job at railway station
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You Get Rich Naturally

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You Get RICH Naturally As You Grow Old:

Silver In Ur Hair
Gold In Ur Teeth,
Sugar In Ur Blood,
Stones In Ur Kidney & Never Ending Supply Of GAS. :-)
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Son Swallowed A Razor Blade

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor, Please Hurry.
My Son Swallowed A Razor Blade.

Don't Panic, I'm Coming Immediately, Have You Done Anything Yet?

Yeah,
I Shaved With The Electric Razor.:-)
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Physics Would Be So Much Easier

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier.

If...

If...

The "Tree" Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple. :-P
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You Are In A Boat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You Are in a Boat

Which is sinking,

Sharks R all around U,

How will u Save urself?

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Very simple..

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Stop Imagining. :-)
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Want 2 Become My Son-In-Law

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Lady : So, You Want 2 Become My Son-In-Law????


Boy: Not Really...!!!
But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!XP=D
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Height Of Insult

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height of Insult:

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World's Largest Waterfall and the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even 20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls. :-)
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Diagram Of Bacteria

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.

Pappu: Here It Is Sir.

Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.

Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ... ;->
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Mischievous Kid

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mom: Teacher told me that ur behavior,
At school is mischievous
What u did wrong?

Kid: A girl told me that some one
Has made my photo in Girls toilet
So I went in to check it.
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1st Question

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH.
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If Women Ruled The World?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What Would Happen If Women Ruled The World?

There Would be no Wars.

Just a Bunch of Jealous Countries

Not Talking to Each Other...
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