PAY THE BILL

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I would love to take u out 4 dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle light,
Shower u with roses,
and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear

"PAY THE BILL"
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How Did Human Race Appear?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A little girl asked her Father How did The Human Race Appear?

Father: God made Adam & Eve; They had children &
So was all mankind made.

Later,

Girl asked her Mother the Same!
Mother: Many years ago there were Monkeys
From Which the Human Race Evolved!


Girl to Father: Dad, How is it possible that you Told Me That
Human Race was created by God &
Mom said they developed from Monkeys?

Father: Well, I told you about my side of the family &
Your mother told you about her side. :-)
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Most Responsible Person

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Employer: In This Job We Need Someone Who Is Responsible.

Applicant: I'm The One You Want.

On My Last Job, Every Time Anything Went Wrong,

They Said I Was Responsible.
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Devdas's Matrimonial Ad

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Devdas's Matrimonial Ad:

Wanted wife.

Age no bar!
Height No bar!
Looks no bar!
Caste No Bar!

But Girl's Father should have his own Bar.
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Staying At A Small Town Hotel

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Staying at a Small Town Hotel,
A Man ordered tea.

Shortly Afterward,

A Girl threw open the Door.
Sugar in your Tea? She shouted.
No,
Thank you, Man replied.

Ah, Well, Don't stir it Then. :-)
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An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
An Old Man''s T-Shirt Quote.


I Am Not 50.



I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience....


That''s The ATTITUDE.
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Kanjoosi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height of Kanjoosi

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya
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Won Mobile In A Running Race

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl-Nice Mobile.

Where Did U Buy?


Boy-I Won This In A Running Race.


Girl-How Many People Participated?


Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.:-)XD
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I Want A Baby Brother

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son: I want a Baby Brother.

Mom: Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.

Son: why don't you give him a surprise?
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Height Of Smartness.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height Of Smartness..


Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
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A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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You Are Under Oath

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is your Age? asked the Judge.
Remember You are Under Oath.

Twenty-one years and some months, the woman answered.

How many months? the Judge persisted.
One hundred and eight.
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The Art Of Looking For Trouble

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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The World Will Not End In 2012

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Yes!! I Knew It!!
The World Will Not End In 2012.





I Just Found A Bottle Of Ketchup That Expires In 2013. :-)
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A Little Boy Wanted Rs.50

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
.
Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
.
The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
.
Which Read:
.
"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"
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