Welcome Back!

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A tourist saw a road sign that read "No through Way. Please Go Another Way."

He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.

After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"
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A Little Boy Wanted Rs.50

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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
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Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
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When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
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The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
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The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
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Which Read:
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"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"
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Imagine You & Me Join NASA!

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Imagine You & Me Join NASA!
Just Try To Imagine. . . .

After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change

Its Name From NASA To..



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SATYANASA! :-D
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Try, & Never Surrender

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Try, Try, Try, & Never Surrender,

After Every JUNE, There Is A NOVEMBER.


A Small Poem By BRITISH COUNCIL. :-P
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Corporate Lessons

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Corporate Lessons.....

"we will do it"
Means
"U will do it."

"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."

"We are a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."

"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."

"All the best "
Means
"You r in trouble."
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When You Feel Upset

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When You Feel Upset Your Heart Falling Down
You can see Nothing Clearly
& Flying Up and Up
You think its

LOVE?



Na G Na!
Its Just Low BP
Take Leemo Pani & Relax. :-)
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A Guy Walks Into Work

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A Guy Walks Into Work And Both Of His Ears Are All Bandaged Up.
The Boss Asks:
What Happened To Your Ears?

He Says:
Yesterday I Was Ironing A Shirt When The Phone Rang And Shhh! I Accidentally Answered The Phone.

The Boss Asks:
Well That Explains One Ear, What About To Your Other Ear?

He Says:
Well, Jeez, I Had To Call The Doctor!:-)=P
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GoLdEn WoRdS

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GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->
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Worse Than Losing Girlfriend

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Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
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God Saw Me Hungry

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Definition Of Home

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Definition of Home:






"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
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KEEP AN IDIOT

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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED:

*press down*
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Hi Dear...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hi dear watch this














Anybody has send me the empty sms
isn't seen fool.?
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When We Throw A Ball

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When We Throw A Ball In The Air Why Does It Comes Down?
Non Physics Answers
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B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)
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Technology's Impact

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Technology's Impact

Major Rohail's E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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