Me Kesi Lagti Hun - Latifa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beti: Maa, Kiya Meri Naak Chapti Hai?

Maa: Nahi Baby.

Beti: Kiya Me Hathi ki Tarha Moti Lagti Hun?

Maa: Tum to Bohat Smart ho, Barbie Doll jesi.

Beti: Kiya Mera Rang Kala Hai?

Maa: Nahi to, Bohat Piyara Hai.

Beti: To Phir Log Q Kehty Hen k Tum Apni Maa jesi Lagti ho?

Maa: Lagaun Jutti, Beghairat, Moti,
Pheni, Kaali Habshan,
Phuppi te gai aye BeSuri...;-p:)
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Kahaniyan - Joke

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bacha: Ammi, Neend nahi Arahi, Koi Kahani Sunao na..

Maa: Beta, Neend to Mujhy bhi nahi arahi,
Tumhary Papa bhi Abhi tak Ghar Nahi aaye,

Inhen Ghar Aaleny do,
Un se Late Aany ki Waja Puchen gy,

Phir Dekhna Kitni Kahaniyan Sunaty Hen Wo..:-)

Hahaha
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Lipstick K Nishan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife Gusse Se:
Tumhari Shirt Per Lipstick K Nishan Kahan Se Aaye??

Husband:
Begam Me Khud Heran Hun K Ye Nishan Kese Lagy
Qk
Us Waqt To Me Shirt Pehny Huwe Hi Nahi Tha.. :-D :-)

Hahhaha
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If You Pass In The Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
DAD: If You Pass in the Exam, I will give U 1 Cycle.

SON: If I Fail ?

DAD: I will give U 10 Cycles.

SON: Why?

DAD: Puttar, Fir To Tu Ny Dukaan ee Kholni aye..;-)
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Beemari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maa : Beti, Wo larka Awara hai Jisy Tum Chahti ho.


Beti : Nahi Maa, Wo Doctor Bany Ga,

Us ny to Meri Wo Beemari bhi Theek ker di Jo Mujhy

Her Mahinay ho jati thi...;-0 :-)
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Buri Baat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beta: Ammi Ji, Agar Koi Shakhs
Deewar K Sath Seerhi Laga Ker
Padosiyon K Ghar Jhank Raha Ho To Kiya Kerna Chahiye??
.
Ammi: Ye To Bohat Buri Baat Hai,
Agar Tum Kisi Ko Aisa Kerty Dekho To Seerhi Khench Lena..
.
.
Beta Masumyat Se:
Ji Mene Aisa Hi Kiya Tha,
Ab Daddy Neechay Giray Huwe Hen,
Chal Ker Unhen Utha Len.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Jawab

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Papa: Kesa Hua Paper.??

Pappu: Kuch Nahi Likha..

Papa Ghusse Se:
Q Nahi Likha.??

Pappu: Papa Aap Ny Hi To
Kaha Tha K Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Dety.. :-)
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Letter

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap:
Dekho ye Aaj Tumhari Teacher ki taraf se Mujhe 1 letter mila hai..

Beta:
Aap be-fikar rahen,
Mein Ammi ko nahi bataon ga..;-)
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Khana Bahar Khaen Gy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shoher: Aaj Khana Bahar Khaen gy.

Bivi Khushi se: Sach, Me 2 Minute me Tayyar ho ker Aati Hun.

Shoher: Theek Hai, Me Itni Dair me Bahar Sehan me Chataai Bichata Hun,
Tum Khana Le ker Aajao...;-p:)
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Pappu: Bapu Idhar Aa... Jeeto: Aise Nah

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
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Maa Ka Pyar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
Maa: Kahan thy?

Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"

Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"
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BAGHERTA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Do u know GLASS tootay tau kya awaz ati ha?
Dhuz?
No!
Dhooz??
Naa!
Thhish??Arey
Nahi yaar!
Ami ki awaz aati hai…
“Lakh DI lahnat begairtay ki torya ee?
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Bivi Ye Sochti Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kitni Hansi Aati Hai,

Jab Bivi Ye Sochti hai
K
Wo Shoher se
Kuch Din
Baat na Ker k
"Usay Saza De Rahi hai"..:-)
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Aik Pathan Malaria Se Kaanp Raha Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
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Shadi Kar K Pareshan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?


Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,

Thokar khanay se aati hai.
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