Zuban Ka Istemal

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi:
Almari K Ooper Se
Dabba To Utaar Den,
Mera Hath Nahi Ja Raha..


Shoher Itminaan Se:
"Tum Apni Zuban Ka Istemal Q Nahi Kerti"...;-p

Hahaha
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Kuch Ban Ker

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??

Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na k
Kuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.

Baap: Kiya Bany??

Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p

Hahaha
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Roti Nahi Paka Saktin

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.



Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy. :-)
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Mera Dil Chahta Hai K Kisi Street Ka Naam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi : Sunyee....

Mera dil chahta hai k kisi street ka naam mery

naam pe bhi ho?

Shohar : Begum! Pehly hi do Area tumhary naam

py to hain.

Bivi : Acha....Kon se?

Shohar : Nagan Chorangi or Bhains Colony....:-)
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Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)
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Kab Se Piyar KArte Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
LarKi Ka BaAp:
Tum MErI Beti Ko Kab Se Piyar kArte Ho?

LarkA : 4 MahiNe Se.

BaAp : Me Kese Yakeen karun??

LarkA: Aur 5 MahinE RukiyE Yakeen ApnE AAp Aa jayega..;-p
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Pareshani - Funny Joke

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi ny Namaz Parh ker Dua k liye Hath Uthaye, Phir Neechay ker liye.

Shoher: Ye kiya? Dua Q nahi Mangi??

Bivi: Mangny lagi thi k Allah Tumhari Sari Pareshaniyan Khatam ker de,
Phir Khayal aya k
Kahin Me Hi Na Mar Jaun"...:-)
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Laraai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi pooray 15 minute tak apnu khamosh shoher per

garajny k baad boli :


"Me laraai khatam kerna chah rahi hun magar

tuhari is

GOONGI BADMASHI

ki wagha se ghar jahannum banta ja raha hai...:-)
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Papa Bohat Shareef Hen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu:
Mummy Aap Theek Kehti Ho
Papa Bohat Shareef Hen..

Mummy:
Aap Ko Kese Pata Chala.??

Pappu:
Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Aunty Ko
Dekhty Hen To Apni
Ek Aankh Band Ker Lete Hen.. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha
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Talaq Lena Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husbend: Talaq lena hai.

Advocate: Talaq leny k liye Rs.50000 lagen ge.

Husband: Pagal ho kya,
Pandit ne to Rs.501
me Shadi karayi thi.

Advocate: Dekh liya na Sastey ka Natija...;-D
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POWER OF WIFE

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
POWER OF WIFE

Shoher BV se : Ye kia tum 1 aur

suit le aain, Abhi Perso hi to...


Bv chilla ker boli : Kia perso?

Bolo..

Bolo kia kaha tum ny?

Kia perso?

Perso kia?

Bolo jaldi!!

Batao kia perso..?


Shoher : Kuch nahi! Me bus ye keh raha tha k

perso bhi ek hi suit lai thi pagli,

Aaj to do le aati...:-0
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Darr

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: Dad Aapko Pata chale k
Me 1st Division me Pass hua to
Aap ko kesa lage ga.. ??
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Dad: Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga..
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Pappu:
Basss, Isi Darr se Me Fail ho gaya.. ;-p ;-)

Hhahaha
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Kuttay Wala Style

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larki ny 6 Bachon ko Ek sath Janam diya,,

Wo Bed se Utar ker Husband ko Thappar Maar ker Boli :


"Me ny Kaha tha na k

Kuttay Wala Style Theek nahi,

Ab Sambhalo Inhen"...:-( :-p
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Doggy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Moti Aurat Nay 6 Bachon Ko Aik Sath Janam Diya.

Wo Bed Say Utri

Aur Apnay Husband Ko 1 Thappar Mar K Boli:


Me nay Kaha Tha Na Doggy Wala Style Theek Nhi...:-O
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Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife:
Jub Me Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat Ho jaungi
To Kiya Tum Tab Bhi Mujh se Piyar Kero Gy??


Husband:
Ker To Raha Hun...;-(

Hahahha
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