Same Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife:
Jab Tum Sharab Peety Ho
To Bohat Buray Lagty Ho..


Husband Khush Ho Ker:
Haath Mila,
Jab Me Sharab Nahi Peeta
To Bilkul Yehi Haal Mera
Bhi Hota Hai Tumhen Dekh Ker.. :-D

Hhahahaha
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Sister Is Someone Who

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sister is Someone Who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain,
Which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.
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Wife Is Always Right

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.

Wife: Namak Poora Hai,
Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)

Moral:
Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p

Hahhaha
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Bhains Ka Dhoodh

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband:
Begam, Aaj Aisi Chaai Banao
jisy Pi ker Me Nachny Lagun,
Jhumny Lag Jaun,
Mast Ho Jaun.

Wife:
Aray Hamary Ghar Bhains Ka Dhoodh Ata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi...;-p
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Main Gum Ho Gai To

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?

Husband: Its the time to Disco.

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Kon dhoondhay ga tujhko?

Kabhi na mily tu mujhko.
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Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)
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Khud Ko Phaansi Lgaa Lo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husbnad:
Aaj RimJhim RimJhim Barish ho rahi hai,
Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai,
Mausam bahut suhana hai,
koi aisi baat kaho k Mere Pair Zameen par na rahen,,
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Wife:
Khud Ko Phaansi lgaa lo..;-p ;-)

Hahahaha
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Khana Bahar Khaen Gy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shoher: Aaj Khana Bahar Khaen gy.

Bivi Khushi se: Sach, Me 2 Minute me Tayyar ho ker Aati Hun.

Shoher: Theek Hai, Me Itni Dair me Bahar Sehan me Chataai Bichata Hun,
Tum Khana Le ker Aajao...;-p:)
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Baap: Beta! Zindgi Main Kabhi Chars Na

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,
warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain,
8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!
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Titanic

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maa: Tum Pura Saal Nahi Parhty aur
Exam Atay hi Kitabon me Lag Jaty ho.

Beta: Lehron Ka Sukoon Sabhi ko Pasand Hai Lekin
Tofanon me Kashti Nikalny Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

Maa: "Kaminay,
Idhar Aa, Tujhy Me Bataun,
TITANIC K Driver"...;-p
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Aadmi Apny Nikaah-Naamy Ko

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko bary ghor se

dekh raha tha.

Bivi ny poocha : Ajee itny piyar se

Q dekh rahy ho?


Aadmi ny kaha : Agar is me ek cheez hoti

to aaj ham Mardon ki zindagi Jannat hoti.


Bivi ny poocha : Wo kiya jee?


Aadmi ny bari Hasrat se kaha :

"Expiry Date"...:-)
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3 Movie Tickets

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
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Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:

Why Are You Crying? Tell me.

I Am Your Friend Na?


Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!

Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,



To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai. :-)
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Fashion

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??

Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.

Baap Ghusse se: Oye Beghairta,
Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,
Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
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Sadma

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beta: Abbu, Jab Ammi Gana Gati hen to Apni Aankhen Q Band ker leti hen??
?

Baap: Beta Tumheri Maa Bohat Reham Dil Hai.

Beta: Wo Kese?

Baap: Us ki Awaaz Sun'ny se Dusron ko Jo Sadma Pohachta hai,
Wo Ye Dekh Nahi Sakti..;-)

Hahaha
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