Papers

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Father: Beta! Paper Kese Ja Rahy Hen??

Son: Sar K Ooper Se...:-(
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Kisi Sey Itni "Nafrat" Ba Karo K Kabi "m

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
kisi sey itni "Nafrat" ba karo k kabi "milna" pare to mil na sako & Kesi say itni "Muhabat" be na karo kay kabi tanha jena paray to jee na sako
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Hosh

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife : Jab tum Charas peety ho to Mujhy

Sheela kehty ho,


Jab Bhang peety ho to Mujhy

Munni kehty ho,


Aur Jab Whiskey peety ho to Mujhy

Paaro kehty ho,


Aaj Khamosh Q ho??

?
?

Husband :

Aaj Me Hosh me hun Kallo...:-)
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Sugar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Begmaat Jalebi ki Tarha MEETHI Hoti Hen,

Itni Meethi Hoti Hen k

Shohron ko Sugar Ho Jati Hai..:-P
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Tension

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Young Generation Ko Sabse Ziyada Tention
Kab Hoti Hy?
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.
Tab Hoti Hy Jab Wo So Kr Uthen

Or

Unka Mobil Ammi K Paas Ho :-)

(.")/ Mama Plz..:-(
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Tum Bathroom Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maalik:
Tum Bathroom me Q Ghus aaye?
Kya Tumhen Pata nahi tha k
Me Naha raha hun?

Naukar:
Janab Ghalti ho gai,
Me Samjha tha Begum Sahiba Hen..;-)

Hahahha
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DAR Nahi Lagta?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
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Ek Azeem Tehreer

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband Ki T-Shirt Per
Likhi Hui Ek Azeem Tehreer..

"Tamam Aurten Chudail Hoti Hen,
Magar Meri Bivi
Queen Hai,,
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Un Sab Ki.." :-) :-D

Hahahha
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Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife:
Jub Me Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat Ho jaungi
To Kiya Tum Tab Bhi Mujh se Piyar Kero Gy??


Husband:
Ker To Raha Hun...;-(

Hahahha
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Bacha Jab Paida Hua To

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bacha Jab Paida Hua To Bohat Hans Raha Tha..

Nurse: Q Hans Rahy Ho..??

Bachay Ny Family Planning Ki Goliyan Nurse Ko Dete Huwe Kaha:

"Papa Se Kehna,
Don Ko Rokna Mushkil Hi Nahi
NaMumkin Bhi Hai.." ;-p ;-)

Hahahaha
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Dimag Ka Dahi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dimag Ka Dahi Kerny Wala Ilzaam..

"Suno Ji, Aap Ye Kesa Aata Utha Laye Hen,
Sari Rotiyan Jal Gai Hen.." :-D

Hhahaha
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Happy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:

"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo"
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Pakistani Bivi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pakistani Bivi Samajhdar Hoti Hai
Wo Sab K Samny Apny Miyaan ko

"Abay Gadhay" Nahi Kehti,

Isi liye Usay Short me Kehti Hai,

"AG", Suntay ho..;-p
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Naya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband : Aaj kuch Naya karen??

Bivi : kiya karo gy G.

Husband : Kaan me Dalunga..

Bivi : Na G! Me to Behri ho gaun gi..


Husband : Chal Pagli! Aaj Tak Goongi hui hai kiya?...;-p
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Kahan Hen Aap

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi ny Shoher ko Phone kiya : Kahan hen Aap??

Shoher : Tumhen wo jewellery Shop yaad hai jahan tumhen ek Diamond ka set pasand aya tha?

Bivi (Khush ho ker): Han Han, Mujhy Yaad hai.

Shoher : Me Us k Sath Wali Shop me Baal katwa Raha hun...:-)
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