I Want A Blackberry

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
WIFE : I want a Blackberry or Apple

on my upcoming Birthday...!


HUSBAND : Stupid! Its Mango Season.

Eat Mango Instead......:-)
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OUR LOVELY PATHANS

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE PAR RESPONSES

ENGLISH GIRL:U R TOO NAUGHTY SWEET HEART....

URDU GIRL:NA KARO NA JANU...

PUNJABI GIRL:HATT VE ZALIMA....

PATHAN GIRL:MARR SHE, TABAH SHE, KHAWRE PA SAR SHE, BEGHAIRAT BACHIA, KHUDE DE ZUANI MARG KA, TOTAY TOTAY SHE....
KOR K DE KHOR MOR NESHTA............
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Bilkul Apny Baap Pe Gaya Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maa: Apple Khao Gy?
Bacha: Nahi.

Maa: Mango Khao Gy?
Bacha: Nahi.

Maa: Orange Khao Gy?
Bacha Nahi.

Maa:
Bilkul Apny Baap pe Gaya Hai,
CHAPPAL HI KHAYE GA...;-p
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A Man Was Sipping His Whiskey

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man was Sipping His Whiskey,
while sitting on the Balcony
with his Wife and he says:
"I Love You So Much,
I don't know how
I could ever Live without You."
.
The Wife asks: "Is that you,
or the Whiskey Talking?";)
.
He Replies, "It's Me,
Talking to the Whiskey"...;-p
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Mere Boss Ny Kaha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi: Aaj Aap Jaldi Ghar Q Aagye?

Shoher: Mere Boss Ny Mujh Se Kaha,
Jahannum Me Jao to
Me Yahan Aagaya..;-p
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Oral Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gunday ka Beta Oral Exam me Fail ho gaya
Aur
Ghar Aakar Apne Baap se Bola:

"Un Logon ne 1 Ghante tak Mujh Se Pooch-Gach ki,
Magar Apun Bhi Teri Aulad hai,
,
,
Saala Kuch Bhi Nahi Bataya...;-p

Hahaha
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Ghar Der Se Aya Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
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Khusray

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu Apny Papa ki Shadi ki Movie dekh ker Bola:

"Papa me bhi Apni Shadi me Khusray Nachwaun ga."


Papa :

Kutty diya Puttra, ay Khusray nai Teri Phuphiyan ny...:-0
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Phool Ki Tarha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??

Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,

Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,

Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
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Same Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife:
Jab Tum Sharab Peety Ho
To Bohat Buray Lagty Ho..


Husband Khush Ho Ker:
Haath Mila,
Jab Me Sharab Nahi Peeta
To Bilkul Yehi Haal Mera
Bhi Hota Hai Tumhen Dekh Ker.. :-D

Hhahahaha
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Thought For The Days

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Thought for the Days!!!

if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
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Haseen Larki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki: Ammi Me Bantu k Sath hi Shadi kerun gi,
Wo Mujhy Kehta hai k
Me ny Tum se Ziyada Haseen Larki Duniya me
Kahin nahi dekhi...!!

.

Maa: Lanat Bhej Is Admi per Jis ny
Shadi se Pehly hi
Jhoot bolna Shuru ker diya hai...;-p
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Aqalmand Bivi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Fazool Kharch Biwi Shohar k liye Romal ka Kapra layi..

Shohar: Romal k liye Itna Saara Kapra?

Biwi: Agar Romal se Bach Gaya to
Me Apna Suit Bana Lun gi...:-)
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Punishment For A Woman?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?


Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...

And then


Lock her in a Room



Without a Mirror. :-)
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Aaj Bahar Khana

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband : Aaj bahar khana khaen gy.

Wife : Q mery khany se bore ho gaye??

Husband : Nahi! Aaj bartan dhony ka mood nahi hai..:-)
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