Flirt Sms
Having A Good Laugh
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Having a Good Laugh with a Friend.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain's Natural Painkillers.
So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can't find a Friend like Yourself,
I can Lend You my Mirror.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain's Natural Painkillers.
So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can't find a Friend like Yourself,
I can Lend You my Mirror.
FlirtIng Is The
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...
DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
To Apny Pass Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
((GHAZAL))
Kash Ye Duniya Sachi Hoti,
To Apny Pass Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti,
Kerta UsKo Itna Piyar,
Phool Deta Her Itwar,
DATE pe Usko C.V.O Lejata,
Hath Pakar kr Usko Ghumata,
Ammi Se Rishta Bhijwata,
Phir Usay Apni Dulhan Banata,
Kash Ye Dunya Sachi Hoti,
To Apny Pas Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti..!
Kash Ye Duniya Sachi Hoti,
To Apny Pass Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti,
Kerta UsKo Itna Piyar,
Phool Deta Her Itwar,
DATE pe Usko C.V.O Lejata,
Hath Pakar kr Usko Ghumata,
Ammi Se Rishta Bhijwata,
Phir Usay Apni Dulhan Banata,
Kash Ye Dunya Sachi Hoti,
To Apny Pas Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti..!
Oey Kuti Ke Bachey
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Dashing Girl
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
.
.
And still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
.
.
And still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !
U Know About
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
Intezaar Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When Steve Jobs died,
news channels ran
snippets on his life all
day
.
.
.
.
When Shammi Kapoor
died, we were l
bombarded with clips
from his old movies.
.
.
.
.
When Jagjit Singh died,
we could hear nothing
but his old ghazals all
day across all channels.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Intezaar to ab bas
Sunny Leone k marne
ka hai.. ;-D ;-)
Hahhaha
news channels ran
snippets on his life all
day
.
.
.
.
When Shammi Kapoor
died, we were l
bombarded with clips
from his old movies.
.
.
.
.
When Jagjit Singh died,
we could hear nothing
but his old ghazals all
day across all channels.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Intezaar to ab bas
Sunny Leone k marne
ka hai.. ;-D ;-)
Hahhaha
One Stone Is
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......
One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and
... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......
One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and
... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
New Style Of Proposing
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
New Style Of Proposing..!
Boy:
Mujhy Aap Ka Autograph Chahiye.
Girl: Sure,
Kahan Pe Dun??
Boy:
Nikah Namay Per..;-)
Boy:
Mujhy Aap Ka Autograph Chahiye.
Girl: Sure,
Kahan Pe Dun??
Boy:
Nikah Namay Per..;-)
WOODLAND K Shoes
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hun,
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina.
.
.
Girl: Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad Mat kar.
.
Boy: Q ??
.
Girl: Iss Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k
alwa kuch nhi.
.
Boy: Are Pagli..
Tu Tension na le,
Mere paas WOODLAND k Shoes hen,
Bas Tu Pat ja.. ;-)
Hahhaha
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina.
.
.
Girl: Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad Mat kar.
.
Boy: Q ??
.
Girl: Iss Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k
alwa kuch nhi.
.
Boy: Are Pagli..
Tu Tension na le,
Mere paas WOODLAND k Shoes hen,
Bas Tu Pat ja.. ;-)
Hahhaha
Flirty Pickup Lines
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
F l i r t y
P i c k u p
L i n e
There Must Be
Something Wrong
With My Eyes,
I Can't Take
Them Off You.(.^_^.)
P i c k u p
L i n e
There Must Be
Something Wrong
With My Eyes,
I Can't Take
Them Off You.(.^_^.)
