Friendship Means

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours,

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
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Mere Marne Ke Baad

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
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''hame To Sms Ne Loota

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
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When A Man Opens The...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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If I Was An Artist,

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!
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A KISS ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
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SMS Karne K Faidy: ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SMS karne k Faidy:

1-Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Typing improve hoti he.
3-Aap jisy sms karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
0r
5-Aap ko koi KANJOOS nahi kahega.
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Ab Tu Sonay Ko Dil K...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
.

FARAZ
.
.
Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath

Happy loadshding in Pakistan
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Mazboti Per Ab Ha Ya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
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Aj Kal Pakistan K Ha...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
aj kal pakistan k halaath ki wajah se .....

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

ka naara tabdeel ho geya hai!!!!

new naara yeh hai.....

PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG
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''Red ROSE Pyar K Liye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?


NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
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Husband Asks, Do You...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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Dua Karo K Meri Umar Lambi Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
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1 Pathan Ko Uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
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