How Do You Recognize

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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''What Are 3 Words

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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
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Biscuit Walay Ka Love Letter..

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Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
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Every Woman Is Wrong

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
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Doctor: Mubarak Ho! ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor: Mubarak ho! Larka howa hai.



Mother: Koi nai, bara hokar Facebook pe larki banega !
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''Police Has Arrested

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
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Cho0se One Number;

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
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Darakht Pr 6 Prinday...

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Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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kioun?
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Bus....Badmashi
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15 Years Back… Paren...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
15 Years back…
Parents wanted their GIRL to get married to a Gud BOY :-))

Now-a-days -
Parents wants their BOY to get married to a Gud GIRL….. :P :P
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Bachna Ae Hasinoo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
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Teacher: "Sam, You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
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Kisi Se Nahi Kaha Teray

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
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When Ever You Are

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola Aur Karo

Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
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When U Take My Name

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
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Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
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