Your Friend And Love...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Your friend and lover are on a sinking boat. Who would u
save?
.
.
.
.
What the hell were they doing in a boat without me?? Let them
sink.
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Ek Admi Aadi Raat Ko

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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What Is Pure And Simple

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
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Quote On A Husband`s...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils;
But my wife is the queen
of
.
.
.
all of them.
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Doc: Tum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
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3 Freinds Waliking O...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 freinds waliking on a bridge they look down and see a man drowning they jump into da water 2 save him then they find out it was george bush

bush:coz u saved my life i ll give u whatever u want

1st:i want a ferrari
2nd : i want a mansion
3rd: i want a wheelchair
bush but u r not disabled
3rd: i will be when my dad finds out who i saved
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If You Love Some

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If You Love
Someone / Something








Let It Go ...









If It Doesn''t Return ...










Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
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Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->
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A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
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Wife: Jb Tm DESI Sharab Pite Ho To Mjhe PARO Khte Ho!

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
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1 Admi Raat Ko 3 Bje...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 admi raat ko 3 bje utha or thajud parh k bad dua maangne lga

Mere mola sb so rhe he or me teri ibadat kr rha hun
sathwali charpai se awaz ai
oe to apni duamang hamari shikayat kyun kr rha he
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American Police

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
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Mumy:beta Q Ro Rhe Ho?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
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Sorry

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
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