Shaadi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
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Father Watching FashionTv

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
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Mohabbat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
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Kya Aap Panchvi Pas Se Tez Hain? To Batao?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
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Kya Aankhen Hain Kya Zulf Hai Khy Chehra Tum Ne Paya Hai,

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,

Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,

.

.
Bura laga?
.
.
To vapis char jao.;->
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Lovers With Mobile In Pakistan Cities

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .


ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->
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Kash Pyar Ka Bhi Ins...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kash pyar ka bhi Insurance kiya jata,
Har saal iska bhi Premium bhara jata,
Pyar me wafa mile to thik Warna,
Girlfrnd pe jo kharcha hua uska Claim to mil jata.
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Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
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Aik Pathan Apny Baap...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik Pathan Apny Baap Ki Qaber Per Gaya Or Haal Chaal Pocha
Qaber Se Koi Awaaz Na Aae
Pathan Qaber Per Likh Ker Chla Gaya ...........
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`
`
Aisa Kero Gay Tu Kon Aay Ga !
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45 Saal Ka Aadmi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
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. Maine Aaj Tak , Ji...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
.
Maine Aaj tak ,
jitni bhi ladkiyo ko
Propose kiya hai
.
.
.
kisi
ne �naa� nahi kaha
sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha
hai
.
.
.
�HA HA HA�
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Boyfrnd => Aaj Fi...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boyfrnd => Aaj Fir Asmaan Par Kale
Badlon ka Saya H Aur Apne Saath Barsaat
Laya Hain
.
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.
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.
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Grlfrnd => bhen de take saf saf bolna,aaj tu fir puppy lene k mood se aaya h!!! xD
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Judge - Sach Sach

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
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Santa Was Reading Fi...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa was reading Financial Times. . Heading Reads”Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion”.. He says “O teri, kharida kyun, Download kar leta” :D :D ..LOL
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You To DON Mazaq Kia...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
you to DON mazaq kia nahi karta
dukh to kia gham dia nahi karta
ye to baat aap jaisey dost ki hai
warna SMS to kia DON kisi ko apna number b dia nahi karta
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