Sms Walon Say Hua Is Qadar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sms Walon say hua is qadar NARAZ

Ye Dunya hi CHor ker chala gaya FARAZ

Bohat hogayi ab FARAZ FARAZ FARAZ

Ab zardari per nikalo apni Bharas...
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I Don't Make Jokes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Don't Make Jokes.
I Just Watch The
Government
And
Report The

-
-

"Facts".
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Awam PPP Se Khush Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya?

Man:
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA HA HA

Moral By Yusaf Raza Gilani:
Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Khush Hai.
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*Golden Words*

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
*Golden Words*

''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''

Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari.
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Divorce Is Never A Solution

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just


.


.

Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari
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Topi Chaddi Aur Banyan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
After BUDGET.

PPP Ka Naya Naara.. :-)

Mang rha hay ab to har 1 insan.. :-)



TOPPI CHADDI OR BANYAN...!
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Punjab Convention Ki Kamyaabi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Punjab Convention ki Kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k Naye Naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani. :-)
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Khadim-e-Aala Punjab

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
KHADIM-E-AALA PUNJAB:

Rai Wind ka Residence: Area 25000 Canal
11 Sugar Mills
15 Industrial Estates of just Rs.2900 Millions
Ex-Pakistan Property:
London/UK 20 Flats, Approximate value of Rs.30 Billions.
Steel Mill & Residences in Saudi Arabia, Istanbul, Dubai & Spain: Cost 1.30 Billion USD.

KHAADIM-E-AALA Ki Residece ka Budget.
270 Milions, 1766 Officers & Servants Salaries 190 Million,
5 BULLET PROOF CARS Rs.200 Million

Phir Bhi Khadim-e-Aala?
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Miyan Biwi Ko Milwana

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya
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Cheel Urri, KUTTA Urra

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cheel Urri...


Kawwa Urra...


Maina Urri...


KUTTA Urra...

Is Baar Pata Nahi Konse Mulk K Liye Urra hai...

Wese Samajh To Gaye Hongay Aap. :-)
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Naya 2 Ka Pahara

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Aikum 2
Zardari Cheeni Do

2 Dooni 4
Sub Tumse Bezaar

2 Tiya 6
Sheytan k Bachy

2 Choky 8
Sub Kuch Kar Diya Barbad

2 Panjey 10
Ab Tu karle Bus

2 Chikay 12
Ab tu Mat Aana Dobara

2 Satay 14
Mulk ka Kar diya Soda

2 Athey 16
Mulk ka Bacha Bacha Bola

2 Neem 18
Pecha Chor de Hamara

2 Dahaya 20
Ab Tu Chala ja Khabees.
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Zardari Se Bara Nahi Dunya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zardari se bara nahi dunya main koi bay emaan,
Wah wah

Kuch hi dino main apni bhabhi hongi Sheeren Rehman.
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Aap Ne Bohat Se Sms Me Faraz

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aap Ne Bohat Se Sms Me Faraz Ki Zillat Hoti Dekhi
Or Suni Lekin Ap Ne Socha K Ye K0nsa Faraz Ha?

Ye Poet 'Faraz' Nahi.

Lafz 'Faraz' Ki Haqiqat Ye Hay

F% Fazal U Rehman
A%Altaf Hussain
R% Rehman Malik
A% Asfand Yar Wali
Z% Zardari

Ab Samaj Aya Faraz Ki Itni Zilat Kiu Hoti Hay:-)
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Bhool Gya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Reporter: Aap ne Election k waqat jo wade kye wo aap kyu bhool gae?


Zardari: Wo G darasal Election k bad main ne ghalti se GHAJNI film dekh le thi.
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Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha:
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hain?

ZARDARI Ne Kaha: Beta WHITE Hotey Hyn!

Bacha: G Nahi Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hyn.
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