Janab Asif Zardari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Janab Asif Zardari apni kitab "Kuttapan" main likhtay hai k:

"MAIN kuttay ko ya kutta mujhay kat lay duno surton main Teeka Kuttay ko he lagay ga "
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Tokyo Main Faqeer

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
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Bethe Bethe Balance He

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bethe Bethe Balance He Check Kar Liya Karte The FARAZ....
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Jamhori Hukumat Ne Us Pe Bhi Paise Laga Diye... :-(
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Asif ALI Zardari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Yeh mat dekho kis ki raqam hay! Yeh dekho kitni hai"


"Izzat aur laanut aani jani cheez hai, is par waqt zaya na kiya karo"


Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari
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Pehlay Pakistan Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "
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Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Arz Kya Hai:

Barri Mushkil Se Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef.

Wah

Barri Mushkil Se Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef.



Kyon K Ammi Aur Abbu K Beech Main Sota Tha Nawaz Shareef. :-)
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Tum Kuttay Ho Na

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pagal Asif Ali Zardari se: Tum kuttay ho na?

Zardari: Nahi main zardari hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum kuttay ho.

Zardari: Han Han main Kutta hon.

Pagal: Lekin Lagty to Zardari ho.
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Wo Shakhs Aazab Main

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wo shakhs Aazab main Mubtila hoga.

Jisne Mujhe Dekha aur laanat na Bheji.


(Hazrat Asif Zerdari)
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Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.

Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.

Magr same result.

Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?

Logon ne kaha Yes,

Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.

Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he

Samajh gaye na?
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Tmhare Pas Kya Hy?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Indian President:
Hmare pas

Ashwarya hy
Katrina hy
B.Pasha hy
Kareena hy

tumhare pas kya hy?

Zardari:
Hmare pas flat hy, sbko le k aa jao.
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Zardari Ko Late Night

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zardari ko Late Night call aai:

Caller: Lolly Pop hai?

Zardari (Ghussay se): Haan hai.


Caller: To phir woh kha lay, Pakistan kyon kha raha hai?
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Garmi Or Beyizzati

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Garmi or Beyizzati

Jitni
Mehsoos karo ge Utni Ziyada Lage Gi..."

William Asif Zardari
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Golden Words

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Golden words of a scholar

1. Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy

2.Jo cheez mangey na milay, usay utha lo..

(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari)
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A Child Saw Zardari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
One Day A Child Saw Zardari At His Home....

Child Told To His Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"
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Samajh To Gaye Hongy Aap

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Best Mitti Paleed Award of year 2010

Nominees are:

Pathan,

Sardar,

Faraz,

But

Award Goes To,


Smiling Dog.
Samajh To Gaye hongy Aap! :-)
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