Aray O Zardari!

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gabbar: Aray O Zardari! Benazir ki barsi mai kitne aadmi thay?


Zardari: Pata nahin Sarkar! Mai to us waqt dollar gin raha tha.. :-D
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Are You Emotionally

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Are you emotionally dumbed,
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!
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Extra Sheet Khappay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dozkah Main Darogha k Khoff Se
Sary Gunhagar Eemandari Se Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likh K Hall Se Ja Rahy Thay.

K Achanak

Ek Aawaz Aai:

"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY"
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Kamyaabi Ka Raaz

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GOLDEN WORDS
.
"Tumhari kamyaabi may Sab
say baree rukawat tumhari
bivi hai"


(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari)
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ARABIC NEWS HaaZa Zardari Beghairat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ*

HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun,

Azaabun Fi Insanun,
...
Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun,

Inki Wajatun Sailabun,

Aata-Tunn,

Bijli-Sunn,

Petrol-Ghum,

Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun,

Or,

Balance Checkun 12 Paison TAXUN Kameenun,

Acha Hua Jootan Parhun,

Don't Deletun,

Forun Forwardun*
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Zinda Hai Zardari Zinda Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bhutto Marr Gaya
Lekin
Zinda Hai Bhutto Zinda Hai.

B.B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hai B.B Zinda Hai.

Ya Allah PPP Ko Ek Or Nara Ataa Farma
Zinda Hai Zardari Zinda Hai.
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Mother's Day Pe Message

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:

Yaar Mujhey Mother's Day Pe koi Message Kyon Nahi Aaya?

Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me Jab Light Jati Hai,

Log Aap ki Maa ko hi Yaad Karty Hain. :-)
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Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi
K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
.
.
.
.
Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
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Sheeday K Saath Dhandli

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
ÑΨæΛI XI Å5æΔΦO L4ÅT /KAæ4Θ)Ψæ&ÅæÑLØæGΛ ÑøÄΦ ΛÑæΨ æÉ .

Aap ko Samjh Nahi Aayega!

Choudry Shujaat Ka sms hai.


Keh Raha hai
Sheeday k Saath Dhandli Hui Hai.
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Sub Se Ziada Gaalian

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pakistan Main Sub Se Ziada Gaalian Kisay Per Rahi Hain?

.
.
.
.
.

Ans: Raja Pervez Ashraf

Jiska Naam Aap Soch Rahy Hain,

Wo Is Haftay No.2 Per Aa Gaya Hai! :-)
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Jackson Ur Awam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
.
Nahi
.
.
Sab se acha dance Pakistani "AWAM" krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.
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Altaf Hussain Umrah

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Altaf Hussain Umrah karny gaye,

Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,

"BHAI"...

Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.
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Mere Baap Ki Hukumat Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Kutta Akarr Kar Chal Raha Tha.

Ek Haathi Ne Pucha Oye Kyon Akarr K Chal Raha Hai?


Kutta Ghussay Se Bola:


Tujhe Pata Nahi Hai?

Hamaray Baap Ki Hukumat Hai. :-)
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Agar Aaj IQBAL Zinda Hote

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar Aaj "IQBAL" Zinda Hote
To Kuch Yun Farmate...

Wabasta Reh Shajar Se
Umeed-E-Bahaar Rakh,

...

Teri Maa Ki Taang Zardari
Thora Halka Hath Rakh..;->
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Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar tum kisi Ghareeb ko uska haq nahi dila saktay to,
Jo uskay paas hai usay bhi cheen lo....


Hazrat Molana Asif Ali Zardari
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