Shadi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek larka aur larki ki shadi hui to

aap yaqeen kero k

doosry din hi



un




ka

bacha

hua








Khana

Kharab ho gaya,

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na.....;-p :-D
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Pati- Patni Lade Pati Office Jake Phone

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pati- patni Lade
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
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Get Married For Your Children

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Get Married"
Not For Yourself,
But For The Future Of Your Children,


They Are Getting Late For School. :-)
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A Husband Read An Article To His Wife Ab

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
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Acha Shoher

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Acha Shoher Bilkul
"Split AC" ki Tarha Hota Hai..

Ghar k Bahar Kitna Garam Aur Shor Kerta hai,

Lekin

Ghar k Andar Khamosh Aur Thanda..:-)

Hehehe
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Mera Banaya Hua Halwa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Biwi Shohar Sy: Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya Bachy To 3 Palaiten kha Chuky Han?

Andar Sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hai.
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Museebat Bahar Bethi Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dr. Mareez ko Nuskha Detey Huey Kehne Laga,

"Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein"

Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:

"Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai" :-)
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Shadi Ki Tayyari

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1st Larki: Kiya Tum ny Apni Shadi ki Sari tayyari Mukammal ker li hai?

2nd Larki: Haan Yaar, Bas SIM Torna Baqi reh gaya Hai..;-p
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Nashta Banane Wali

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nashta Kerwane Wale To Bohat Hen,,

''Dost''

Nashta Banane Wali Kab Aaye Gi.. :-(

Good Morning..
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Wife BV Aur Begm M Kiya Farq H

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife
BV
aur
Begm
m kiya
Farq h.?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)
.
“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trh 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain”
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Aik Hotel Mein Naye Shadi Shuda Jorey Ke

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:


"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
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Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagy.

Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeeqat K Aagy.

Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Dunya Main.

Woh Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagy.
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Couple Were Having First Fight

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Young Couple Were Having
Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One After A While,

The Husband Said:
When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor & Obey.

His Bride Replied:
I Know But I Didn't Want To Start
An Argument In Front Of
All Those People At The Wedding" :-)
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Mujhy Bivi Chahiye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maa baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe baraat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
.
.
Dedicated to All Kunwara Party..;-p
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Bebasi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kitna Bebas hai Insan Qismat k agay,

Her sapna Toot jata hai Haqeeqat k agay,

Jisny kabhi Jhukna nahi Seekha Duniya me,

,

Wo bhi Jhuk jata hai "BEGUM" k agay..:-)
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