Ghiza

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sehat k Baary me Ek Seminar me Sawal Pucha gaya k..

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Wo Kon Si Ghiza hai Jo Khany k Barson Baad

Taklif Deti hai??

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Kafi Der k Baad Ek Buzurg Boly :

"Nikah K Chohary"....;-0 ;-p
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Happy Anniversary Wish

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
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Ek Shaadi Main

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Shaadi Main Dulhan ka Pehla Mangetar be saj Dhaj Ke aaya hua tha,
Kisi ne Poocha ke kya aap Dulha hain?

Us ne kaha G Nahi Main Semi Final Ma Hi Out Ho gaya Tha.
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Soch

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Larky aur Larki ki Shadi hui..

Aap Yaqeen kero k Shadi k Dusray Din hi

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Bacha

Huwa

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Saalan

Kharab ho gaya..

Lekin Aap ki Soch ko Salam hai Master..:-)
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Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
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Qissa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ajab Qissa Parha Hum ny

Aaj Subha k Akhbaar me,

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Ek Shaks ny Zindagi se tang Aa ker,

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"SHADI" Ker Li....:-)
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Husband Ne Pani Manga

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Raat Husband Ne Wife Se Pani Maanga or So Gaya:

Bivi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Hoi.


Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahye.

Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)
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Friend Or Life Partner

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
* Shakespeare said: “A boy and a girl can never
be friends forever”
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* Lincoln said: “Friendship is the starting step
for what we call love”
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* Wordsworth said: “Proposing a boy or a girl for
friendship is nothing but
indirectly saying I LOVE YOU”
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* Jackie Chan said: “Love is
an everlasting Friendship”
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* Michael Jackson said: “If one can become
your best friend, then he
or she can easily become your life partner.

And Pappu Said: "Jis Ko Chahy Friend Banao,
Shadi To Ghar Walay Apni Marzi Se Hi Karen Ge.." ;-)

Hahahaha
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Pati- Patni Lade Pati Office Jake Phone

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pati- patni Lade
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
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Biwi Ko Thapar Mar K Husband Bola "Admi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola
"Admi usey hi marta hai jise pyar krta he"
wife ne 3 ,4 thapar maray or boli
"AAP kiya samajhte hen k Mai ap Se Pyar Na karti.
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Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?

Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha.

Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon.

Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.

Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega?

Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi. :-)
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Q-Wo Kya Cheeze Hai Jo Wife Apne Husband

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
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Or Socho???

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Ans - Chain k 2 pal
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Haldi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shadi Wo Wahid Zakham Hai jis per

Chot Lagny se Pehly Haldi Lagai Jati Hai..:-p
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Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Old Wife: Khirki Pe Parda Lagwa Do.

Naya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.


Husband:
Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do.

Phir Woh Khud He Parday Lagwa Le ga. :-)
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Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife to Husband: Tumhaon Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

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Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamlay se Nikle hain? :-)
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