Happy Marriage
Happy Anniversary Wish
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Ek Shaadi Main
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Ek Shaadi Main Dulhan ka Pehla Mangetar be saj Dhaj Ke aaya hua tha,
Kisi ne Poocha ke kya aap Dulha hain?
Us ne kaha G Nahi Main Semi Final Ma Hi Out Ho gaya Tha.
Kisi ne Poocha ke kya aap Dulha hain?
Us ne kaha G Nahi Main Semi Final Ma Hi Out Ho gaya Tha.
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
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Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
Husband Ne Pani Manga
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Ek Raat Husband Ne Wife Se Pani Maanga or So Gaya:
Bivi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Hoi.
Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahye.
Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)
Bivi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Hoi.
Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahye.
Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)
Friend Or Life Partner
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* Shakespeare said: “A boy and a girl can never
be friends forever”
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* Lincoln said: “Friendship is the starting step
for what we call love”
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* Wordsworth said: “Proposing a boy or a girl for
friendship is nothing but
indirectly saying I LOVE YOU”
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* Jackie Chan said: “Love is
an everlasting Friendship”
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* Michael Jackson said: “If one can become
your best friend, then he
or she can easily become your life partner.
And Pappu Said: "Jis Ko Chahy Friend Banao,
Shadi To Ghar Walay Apni Marzi Se Hi Karen Ge.." ;-)
Hahahaha
be friends forever”
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* Lincoln said: “Friendship is the starting step
for what we call love”
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* Wordsworth said: “Proposing a boy or a girl for
friendship is nothing but
indirectly saying I LOVE YOU”
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* Jackie Chan said: “Love is
an everlasting Friendship”
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* Michael Jackson said: “If one can become
your best friend, then he
or she can easily become your life partner.
And Pappu Said: "Jis Ko Chahy Friend Banao,
Shadi To Ghar Walay Apni Marzi Se Hi Karen Ge.." ;-)
Hahahaha
Pati- Patni Lade Pati Office Jake Phone
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Pati- patni Lade
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
Biwi Ko Thapar Mar K Husband Bola "Admi
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Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola
"Admi usey hi marta hai jise pyar krta he"
wife ne 3 ,4 thapar maray or boli
"AAP kiya samajhte hen k Mai ap Se Pyar Na karti.
"Admi usey hi marta hai jise pyar krta he"
wife ne 3 ,4 thapar maray or boli
"AAP kiya samajhte hen k Mai ap Se Pyar Na karti.
Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?
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Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?
Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha.
Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon.
Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.
Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega?
Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi. :-)
Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha.
Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon.
Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.
Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega?
Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi. :-)
Q-Wo Kya Cheeze Hai Jo Wife Apne Husband
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Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
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Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do
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Old Wife: Khirki Pe Parda Lagwa Do.
Naya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Husband:
Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do.
Phir Woh Khud He Parday Lagwa Le ga. :-)
Naya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Husband:
Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do.
Phir Woh Khud He Parday Lagwa Le ga. :-)
Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata
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Wife to Husband: Tumhaon Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
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Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamlay se Nikle hain? :-)
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Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamlay se Nikle hain? :-)