Biryani Khani Hai K Nahi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
,
,
,
Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D
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Aye Kash Wo Raat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aye Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Sey Aaye

Jab woh Apani Unglio Sey Mere Baalon Ko Sehlaye......

Main Dheere Dheere Juda Karo Libas Uske Jisam Sey......

Or Woh Madhoshi Mein Mujh Sey Lipat Jaye......

Main Choomo Uske Jisam Ko Kuch Is Taraha......

Kay Bekhudi Mein Uski Aah Nikal Jaye......

Mere Jaltein Hont Jab Milein Uske Honton Sey......

Mere Dehekte Jisam Mein HalChal C Mach Jaye......

Main Usey Raat Bhar Itna Pyaar Karoo......

K Uske Jisam Ka Ek Ek Ang Jhoom Jaye......

AYE KASHWOH RAAT JALDI SEY AAYE.....

Jab Woh Mujhe Apney Seene Pe Sulaye
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Make A Man Millionaire

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?






Wife: Yes! If He is a Billionaire...! :-)
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Shadi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
**Bohat Piyari Baat**


Kabhi bhi ye na socho k her guzarta din

zindagi ka din kam kerta hai,,,


Bal k ye socho k


Her guzarta din,

Shadi k din ko

Qareeb lata hai...:-P:-D


O Teri Khair,

Aye te me kadi sochya ee nai,

Forward to all beautiful Kunwari & Kuwara Team..:-p
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Husband's Best Friend

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Woman on Date with Husband's Best Friend:

Phone Rings...

Woman: Yes? Ok, Fine, Bye!

Turns To Her Lover and Laughs: My Husband said that He is Playing Golf With You! :-)
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SHADI

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The Meaning Of "SHADI"


S = Sukoon Khatam

H = Himmat Khatam

A = Aazadi Khatam

D = Dimagh Khatam

But
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.
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I = Imtehaan Shuroo

Jin ki ho gai,

Bhugat lo

Or

Jin ki nahi hui,

Soch lo....;-)
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Choice

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples..!

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices.
(You are One of Them.)

Never be Proud of Your Choices.
(Your Wife is One of Them.):-p
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Larky Walay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jab Larky Waly Aap ko Dekhny Aaen to
Aap Apny Mun per
MEEZAN Oil Laga Len

QK

Her Cheez
Meezan Me Achi Lagti Hai..;-p

From:-
Zubaida Aapa
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Chance

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Love Marriage To Bohat Door Ki Baat Hai Yaro..
.
.
Yahan To Arrange Marriage
Ka Bhi Koi Chance Nazar Nahi Ata..
.
Hai Koi Allah Ka Banda
Jo Meri Mangni kerwa De.. :-D
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Mujh Me Kya Acha Lagta Hai?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife: Ji Apko Mujh Me Kya Acha Lagta Hai?? Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty.
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Husband: Mujhe Toh Yeh Tumhari Mazaaq Karne Ki Aadat Bohat Achi Lagti Hai.=P
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I Was Fool When Married

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
After a Quarrel,
A wife said to her Husband: You Know,
I was a Fool When I Married You.




The husband replied: Yes Dear,
But I was in Love And didn't Notice. :-)
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Husband Ne Pani Manga

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Raat Husband Ne Wife Se Pani Maanga or So Gaya:

Bivi Sari Raat Khari rahi Subha Hoi.


Husband: Tum Sari Raat Yahan Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chahye.

Wife: Gussy se Talaq. :-)
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Husband's Cute Love Quote

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Husband's Cute Love Quote:

Even My Child Too Started To Walk Without Any Support.

But My Wife Still Feels To Hold My hand While Walking. :-)
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Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..

Patni Pyar Se Boli- 'See U In The Evening.'

Pati Gusse Se: 'Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai,
Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.'
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Truth Of Life

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is similar in 11:59 and Shaadi?






Dono ke baad 12 baj jatey hai.
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