Happy Marriage
Pati- Patni Lade Pati Office Jake Phone
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pati- patni Lade
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
pati office Jake Phone karta hai
Khaane me kya hai?
patni: Zehar hai.
Pati: Tum kaha kar so jana maine late aaynga.
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Get Married For Your Children
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Get Married"
Not For Yourself,
But For The Future Of Your Children,
They Are Getting Late For School. :-)
Not For Yourself,
But For The Future Of Your Children,
They Are Getting Late For School. :-)
A Husband Read An Article To His Wife Ab
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
Acha Shoher
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Acha Shoher Bilkul
"Split AC" ki Tarha Hota Hai..
Ghar k Bahar Kitna Garam Aur Shor Kerta hai,
Lekin
Ghar k Andar Khamosh Aur Thanda..:-)
Hehehe
"Split AC" ki Tarha Hota Hai..
Ghar k Bahar Kitna Garam Aur Shor Kerta hai,
Lekin
Ghar k Andar Khamosh Aur Thanda..:-)
Hehehe
Mera Banaya Hua Halwa
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Biwi Shohar Sy: Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aaya Bachy To 3 Palaiten kha Chuky Han?
Andar Sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hai.
Andar Sy Awaz Ai Mama 1 Palate Aur Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh Gai Hai.
Museebat Bahar Bethi Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dr. Mareez ko Nuskha Detey Huey Kehne Laga,
"Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein"
Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:
"Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai" :-)
"Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein"
Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:
"Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai" :-)
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Shadi Ki Tayyari
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1st Larki: Kiya Tum ny Apni Shadi ki Sari tayyari Mukammal ker li hai?
2nd Larki: Haan Yaar, Bas SIM Torna Baqi reh gaya Hai..;-p
2nd Larki: Haan Yaar, Bas SIM Torna Baqi reh gaya Hai..;-p
Nashta Banane Wali
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nashta Kerwane Wale To Bohat Hen,,
''Dost''
Nashta Banane Wali Kab Aaye Gi.. :-(
Good Morning..
''Dost''
Nashta Banane Wali Kab Aaye Gi.. :-(
Good Morning..
Wife BV Aur Begm M Kiya Farq H
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife
BV
aur
Begm
m kiya
Farq h.?
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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)
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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trh 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain”
BV
aur
Begm
m kiya
Farq h.?
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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)
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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trh 1 he Musibat k 3 Alag Alag naam hain”
Aik Hotel Mein Naye Shadi Shuda Jorey Ke
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:
"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."
Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kitna Baybas Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagy.
Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeeqat K Aagy.
Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Dunya Main.
Woh Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagy.
Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeeqat K Aagy.
Jisne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Dunya Main.
Woh Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagy.
Couple Were Having First Fight
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Young Couple Were Having
Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One After A While,
The Husband Said:
When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor & Obey.
His Bride Replied:
I Know But I Didn't Want To Start
An Argument In Front Of
All Those People At The Wedding" :-)
Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One After A While,
The Husband Said:
When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love, Honor & Obey.
His Bride Replied:
I Know But I Didn't Want To Start
An Argument In Front Of
All Those People At The Wedding" :-)
Mujhy Bivi Chahiye
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maa baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe baraat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
.
.
Dedicated to All Kunwara Party..;-p
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maa baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe baraat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
.
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Dedicated to All Kunwara Party..;-p
Abbreviations
Anniversary SMS
April Fool
Bengali SMS
Best Wishes
Birthday SMS
Boys Vs Girls
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas SMS
Cool Jokes
Cool
Current Affairs
Cute
December
Decent SMS
Decent Jokes
Heart (dil) SMS
Dirty Jokes
Diwali SMS
Double Meaning
Prayer(Dua)
Easter
Eid Mubarak
Friendship (English)
Funny(English)
Love SMS (English)
Exam SMS
Family Jokes
Faraz Poetry
Fathers Day
Flirt Sms
Friendship SMS
Funny SMS
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Greetings SMS
Halloween
Happy Marriage
Hazrat Ali
Hindi Funny
Holi
Independence Day
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insults
Islamic SMS
Islamic SMS
Jashan Azadi
Khichdi
Kiss SMS
Life
Load Shedding
Love SMS
Love Stories
Lovely
Lyrics
Malayalam Jokes
Jokes(Marathi)
Mazahiya Shayari
Miscellaneous
Miss You
Missing You
Mohsin Naqvi
Mothers Day
Motivational Quotes
Naughty SMS
Never Forget
New Year
Others SMS
Parents
Pashto Funny
Pashto
Pathan Jokes
Picture SMS
Poetry SMS
Politics SMS
Funny(Punjabi)
Punjabi Sms
Question
Quotes
Rabi Ul Awal
Rainy Day
Rakhi bandhan
Ramadan SMS
Night(Ratt) SMS
Reply Me
Riddle Puzzle
Riddle SMS
Romantic SMS
Sad Poetry
Sad
Santa Banta Jokes
Sardar Jokes
Self Praising
Send Me
Shakir Shuja Abadi
Sharabi SMS
Silly Quotes
Smile
Jokes
Sorry
Sorry Jokes
Student SMS
Student Jokes
Sweet SMS
Tamil Jokes
Teachers Day
Today's Thought
Tongue Twister
Friendship(Urdu)
Urdu Funny
Love SMS (Urdu)
Urdu Poetry
Urdu SMS
Urdu Text Insults
Valentine Sms
Waiting For You
Wasi Shah Poetry
Winter Season
Wise Words
Yaad
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