Bebasi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kitna Bebas hai Insan Qismat k agay,

Her sapna Toot jata hai Haqeeqat k agay,

Jisny kabhi Jhukna nahi Seekha Duniya me,

,

Wo bhi Jhuk jata hai "BEGUM" k agay..:-)
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A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man To His Friend:

My Wife Died Yesterday.!!

I m Trying To Cry;-(

But Tears r Not Coming Out:->

Wat To Do.?

Friend:

No Problem

Just Imagine

She Is Back:-D
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Days After Marriage

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?



Ans: The Days After Marriage.
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Ginti

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dulhan : Ah Dard ho raha hai, Aram se..

Dulha : Kuch nahi ho ga, Bas tum 10 tak Gino me nikal lun ga..


Dulhan :

1
2
aa

3
4
5

Uff

6
7

Hmm

8

Hhmm

8
8
9
9
8
8

Wow

8
8
7
6
5
5
4
3

Dulha : Ab Maza aa Raha hai na..

Dulhen : Mujhy to thora Maza aa raha hai,

,

Ziyada Maza to Parhny waly ko aa raha hai..;-p
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Dr. Aapki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghante Ki Mehman

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dr. Aapki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghante ki Mehman Hai.
I'm So Sorry.

Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Dr.Sahab,
Jab 25 Saal Nikal Gaye to 5 Ghante Bhi Nikal He Jayenge. :-)
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Happiness Comes & Goes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Man Was Asked To Explain This Saying:

Sorrow is Our Constant Companion,
Happiness Comes & Goes.



Man Said:

My Wife is Always With Me.

Her Friends Comes & Goes. :-)
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Friend Or Life Partner

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
* Shakespeare said: “A boy and a girl can never
be friends forever”
.
* Lincoln said: “Friendship is the starting step
for what we call love”
.
* Wordsworth said: “Proposing a boy or a girl for
friendship is nothing but
indirectly saying I LOVE YOU”
.
* Jackie Chan said: “Love is
an everlasting Friendship”
.
* Michael Jackson said: “If one can become
your best friend, then he
or she can easily become your life partner.

And Pappu Said: "Jis Ko Chahy Friend Banao,
Shadi To Ghar Walay Apni Marzi Se Hi Karen Ge.." ;-)

Hahahaha
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SHADI

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The Meaning Of "SHADI"


S = Sukoon Khatam

H = Himmat Khatam

A = Aazadi Khatam

D = Dimagh Khatam

But
.
.
.
.
I = Imtehaan Shuroo

Jin ki ho gai,

Bhugat lo

Or

Jin ki nahi hui,

Soch lo....;-)
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Bechara Mard

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bechara Mard:

Mard agar Aurat par Hath uthai to Zalim,
Agar aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,

Aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
Peeche chale to Zan Mureed,

Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke larray to Shakki,
Agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat,

Agar Ghar se bahar rahey to Awara,
Ghar mein rahe to Nakara,

Bachon ko Dantay to Jabir,
Na Dantay to Laparwah,

Aurat ko kam se Rokay to daqianoos,
Na Rokay to Aurat ki Kamai Khanay wala.


Haaye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan???
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Khubsuurti K Mutabik

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nikah k Baad Dulha Molvi se: Aap ki Fees??
?

Molvi: Bivi ki Khubsoorti k Mutabik de do.

Dulha Ny 100 Rupay De Diye..

Molvi ko Bara Ghussa Aya,
Achanak Hawa se Dulhan ka Ghunghat Uth Gaya.

Molvi Muskura k Bola:

"Beta Ye Lo Baqaya 80 Rupay"...;-p:)
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Tumhari Gardan Per

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Begum Tumhari Gardan Per ajeeb si cheez hai.

Jisay daikh Kar Khouf Aata hai...

Begum(Dar k): Woh Kya G?

Husband: Tumhara Munh. :-)
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Liver And Kidney

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband & Wife are Like Liver and Kidney.

Husband is the Liver & Wife the Kidney.

If the Liver Fails, the Kidney Fails.

If the Kidney Fails, the Liver manages with other Kidney.
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Shoq

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hamen Koi Khaas Shoq nahi Shadi kerny ka,,

Wo to DETTOL ka Tarana hai k

Pakistan Barhana hai,,

,

Ab kiya Hum Pakistan k liye Itna bhi nahi ker Sakty...;-)
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Shadi Se Pehly

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kisi Ny Ek Shadi Shuda Shakhs se Pucha:
"Aap Shadi se Pehly Kiya Kerty Thy"??

Wo Roty Huwe Bola:

"Jo Mera Dil Kerta Tha"..;-(
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Doctor :- Tuhaadi Patni Sirf 24 Ghante D

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..

SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..
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