Abi To Larki Parh Rahi Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larkay walay: Hum ko larki pasand hai shaadi kab karni hai?

Larki walay: Abi to larki parh rahi hai!

Larkay walay: Humara beta konsa bacha hai jo kitabain phaar dega :-)
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KANWARA Is The Best

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
He + She = Love,
He + She + Love = Marriage,
He + S + L + M = Child,
He + S + L + M + C = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,

So East or West "KANWARA" is the Best. :-)
Be Careful.
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Why Husbands Avoid Answers!! WIFE: Wi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P
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TANTRIK"Apne Ek Bhakt Se; ~ Beta"Tum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
TANTRIK"Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
~
Beta"Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,

BHAKT;
Baba"Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga

Agar
Meri PATNI"Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To
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Biwi-Mujhe Us Bhikari Se Nafrat Hai Pat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Biwi-Mujhe us bhikari se nafrat hai
Pati-Kyu
Biwi-Kal maine use khana khilaya or aaj wo mujhe book de gayi
Jiska naam hai

"KHANA KAISE BANAYE":-)
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Larki Walay Larky Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki walay larky se : Beta kiya kaam kerty ho??


Larka : G bhalaai ka kaam kerta hun.


Larki walay : Matlab?


Larka : Giray huwon ko uthata hun aur bichray huwon ko

milata hun.


Larki walay : Wo kese??


Larka : Brazier banata hun...:-p
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Shadi K Bad Shadi Ka Shoq

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband: Main Wo nahi k Shadi Hui or Badal Gaya.

Mera Wohi mizaj wohi Zouq Hai.

Shadi Se pehlay Bhi mujay Shadi ka Shoq Tha

Shadi k Baad b Mujay Shadi ka Shoq Hai. :-)
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Biwi Ko Qasoor Waar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se:
Yaar Museebat Aane Per Log
Oopar wale ko hi Qasoor Waar kun Thehraty Hain?



Dusra Dost: Kyon K Biwi ko Qasoor Waar Thehrany Se
Museebat Aur Badh Jaye Gi. :-)
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Happy Married Life

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
( Happy Married Life )
.
- Shadi se pehle her Aurat Apne Husn se
Admi ka bheja kharab karti hai or
Shadi ke baad Apni Cooking se Admi ka Hazma.
.
- Aurat apne Future ki Fikar Us
Waqt Tak karti hai jab tak k
Shadi Shuda na Ho Jaye,
jab ki Admi apne Future ki Fikar
Shadi ke Baad Hi karta hai.
.
- Aurat ko Mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi Bhagna chahiye,
Kya Pinjra bhi kabhi Chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai?
.
- Hitlar ka kahna tha k Impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par Aap Me Agar Himmat Hai to
Ek Hath me 2 Tarbooz Utha Ker Dikhao.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Aapki Biwi 5 Ghante Ki Mehman

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dr. Aapki Biwi Sirf 5 Ghante ki Mehman Hai.
I'm So Sorry.

Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Dr.Sahab,
Jab 25 Saal Nikal Gaye to 5 Ghante Bhi Nikal He Jayenge. :-)
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Qissa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ajab Qissa Parha Hum ny

Aaj Subha k Akhbaar me,

,
,
,
,

Ek Shaks ny Zindagi se tang Aa ker,

,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,

"SHADI" Ker Li....:-)
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Shaadi 20th Anniversary

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shaadi 20th Anniversary Pe Husband Gehri Soch me Tha:

Wife: Kya Soch rahe ho?

Husband: Kya Tumhain Yaad hai k Jab Tmhare Dad Ne Humai Date Pe pakra tha?

Wife: Yes

Husband: Aur Mjhe Gun Point pe Kaha Tha k Meri Beti se Shaadi Karo ya 20yrs k lye Jail jao.

Wife: Smiled!. Yes

Husband: AAAHHH! ... Aaj k din azaad hojata! :-)
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Wife-Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho To Mujhe Paro

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife-Jab Tum Desi Pite ho to Mujhe Paro kehte ho, Beer Pite ho Darling kehte ho, Par Aaj Bhootni kyon.?
Husb:-Aaj Maine Sprite Pi hai, 'Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas'.
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Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife to Husband: Tumhaon Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.

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.
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Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamlay se Nikle hain? :-)
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What Is Marriage

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Daughter: What Is Marriage?

Mom: Marriage is Just a Fancy Word from Adopting an Overgrown Male Child
Who Cannot be Handled by His Parents Anymore...:-p:-)
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