Afridi 5 Tickets Boy 15 Tickets

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
afridi
5 tickets

boy

15 tickets

afridi

no no no just

5 tickets

we will go on seprate flights
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I've No Girlfriend

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I've No Girlfriend

I've No Girl friend

I've No GirL Friend

I've No GirL Friend

Tum aPnay wali kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI.
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Bill Tu Bhar

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Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
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Note On Gandhi Jayanti

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LECTURER: Write a Note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
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Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay

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Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho, Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
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Where Love Invented

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Pehli baar Love kahan invent hua tha?


Socho..



MADE IN CHINA

Tabhi to Love ki koi Guaranty - Warranty nahi hoti.
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Gloves Andar Reh Gaye

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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When Sum1 Touches U

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When sum1 touches u
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Yo don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u
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You feel it, its LOVE.
But when nobody touches
but u feel it, then its KHUJLI. ;-)
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MANIKCHAND

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
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Value People Who Touched Ur Lyf, Coz

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Value People Who Touched Ur Lyf,

Coz U Nevr Know Wen Dey Will B Out Of Ur Life N Never Cum Back So Take Care Of ME Warna Phr Kahoge BEHTI HaWA SA THA WO:
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Arz Karta Hu... Aap Hamare Dil Me Base

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Arz Karta Hu...
Aap hamare dil me base ho.

. . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho...
Wah wah
Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
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Shadi Shuda Couples Sirf Aik

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Shadi shuda couples sirf aik hi hal me khush rehtay hain...
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Shadi hall main. ;-)
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Height Of Topi

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HEIGHT Of TOPI


Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?

Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy, Who Said You Are The Worst Teacher In This world..! :P
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Wife Saw Sign Board

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wife Saw Sign Board:

Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-

Wife: Give me Rs.500 I'll buy 50 Sarees.

Husband: Andhi! Dhobi ki dukaan hai.
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CHAL TERI MAA KI

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
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