7"Chize Khatm Hone Par Bahut Takleef

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
7"Chize
Khatm Hone
Par
Bahut Takleef
Hoti Hai

1
Mohabbat

2
RiShte

3
ZinDagi

4
PaiSa

5
School_Life

6
SMS"Pack

*

Aur

*

7
Toilet Me_Paani."?
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Ek Bacha Doosre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai

Doosra bacha







To phir chal. Thodi padhayi hi kar lete hain..
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VERY VERY FAST

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya..
.
Airport se Usne Ek Auto Liya
aur hotel ki taraf gaya..
.
Raste me usko Ek Honda car
dikhayi di..
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN...
Its Very Fast...
.
Aage usko ek Toyota car ne
over take kiya..
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN..
Its Very Fast..
.
Hotel Pohuch ker Usne
Driver se
Pucha: Kitne Paise.. ??
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Driver: RS. 8000..
.
Japani: Itne Paise.. ??
wo kese.. ??
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Driver: "METER" Made in
INDIA...
"VERY VERY FAST.." :-D

Hahhaha
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Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
....

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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..
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Na Tum Hano Na Hum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.

Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.

Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
Because of Disorder in Digestion.

Kyn Gum hai har Disha?
Because of Poor Sense of Direction.

Kyn Hota hai Nasha?
Because of Drug Addiction.

Kyn Aati hai Bahar?
Because of Change in Season.

Kyn Hota hai Qarar?
Because of Taking Tension.

Kyn Hota hai Pyar?
Because of Opposite Attraction.

I Explained you Everything!

Ab Mat Bolna

"Na Tum Hano Na Hum." :-)
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India Is A Nation

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
India is a Nation, Dadar is a station,

Wah wah wah wah

India is a nation and Dadar is a Station,

Wah wah wah wah
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.
.
Don't Fall in Love
First Complete your Education.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Rakhi Vs Mangal Sutra

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Kal Me Tumhare Liye
Rakhi Laai Thi To Tum Ny Q Nahi Bandhwai Thi.??
Kisi Ka Gift Thukrate Hen Kiya.??
.
.
Boy: OK Phir Me Kal Tumhen
"Mangal Sutra" Pehnaunga,
Tum Pehan Lena.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Aaj Se Tum Hi Meri Pooja Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dulha:

Aaj se tum hi meri pooja ho,aarti ho,archna ho..

Dulhan: Sharmate huwe,,

Aaj se aap b mere liye rahul ho,chetan ho,

anand ho,sudip ho,akash ho,pardip ho.!
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Ek Sher Arz Hai Idhar Bhi Gum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Sher Arz hai





Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai




Udher B Gum ho Gaya hai




Msg Delete kr Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai
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Jeevan Ke Muskil Rasto Pe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Mummy Papa - Nahi
Brother Sister - Nahi
Friends - Nahi
Husband Lover - Nahi Nahi
.
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Sirf or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"
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SMS Parh Raha Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,
Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,
Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,
ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
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Do Sarabi Baat Kar Rahe The 1st Sarabi-

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Do Sarabi Baat kar rahe the
1st Sarabi-Mere bache Raat 12 baje tak Sadko pe Bhagte firte hai
2nd-Aisa Kyu
1st-Wo mujhe talashte rehte hai
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Paisa, Pyar, Dost

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Duniya main Paisa, Pyar, Dost!!!
Sab aatay jatay rehte hain.

Par tootay huye daant kabhi wapas nahi aatay..
Samajhdaar ho umeed hai sms bhejtay raho gay.
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I've No Girlfriend

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I've No Girlfriend

I've No Girl friend

I've No GirL Friend

I've No GirL Friend

Tum aPnay wali kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI.
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Alia Bhatt

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Who Is Alia Bhatt.??

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Alia Bhatt Is The Latest
Display Pic Material For
Girls Who Do Not Want
To Put Their Real Pic On Facebook. :-D

Hahhaha
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