Pyaar Hua Ikrar Hua He Pyaar Se Phir Q

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL

Q Na Dare DiL

Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill...
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Arz Kia Hai...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Waah Waah

Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .
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MDH Ka Tadka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bivi: Aaj Aisa Se* Kro K
Mere Chillane Ki Aawaz Dur Tk Sunai De.
.
Phir Kya Tha,
Husband Ne CONDOM Per Mirch Laga K Peel Diya.
.
Ise Kahte Hai "MDH" Ka Tadka,
Ang Ang Phadka.. ;-p :-D

Hhahaha
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Romance

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pati Prawachan Sun k aya aur
Patni ko Godd me utha liya.

Patni:
Guruji ne kiya Romance krne ko kaha hai?

Pati:
Nahi Pagli,
Unho ne kaha hai K
Aapko Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye...;-p
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Constable-Sir, Maine Sharab Se Bhara Hua

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Constable-Sir, Maine Sharab Se Bhara Hua Truck Pakda Hai

Officer-Good, Very Good. Aab Ek Truck Sode Ka Aur 1 Truck Namkeen Ka Bhi Pakdo
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A Boy Is Sitting In A Park Behind

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...
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Agar Tum Zindagi Ki Rahoon Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar tum zindagi ki rahoon me gir jao to himmat mat Haarna,
Himmat kar ke uthna, pechey mur k dekhna aur kehna k



k





Kis kutte k bachey ne dhakka diya he?
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Sab Tumhari Tarah Nahi Hotay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
1 larka samnay se aaya,
Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
Larka side pe ho gaya,
Larki chali gai,

Moral: Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay.
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India Is A Nation

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
India is a Nation, Dadar is a station,

Wah wah wah wah

India is a nation and Dadar is a Station,

Wah wah wah wah
.
.
.
Don't Fall in Love
First Complete your Education.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Roses R Red Sky R Blue

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Roses r red sky r blue
.
.
.
.
Roses r red sky r blue
.
.
.
.

Kitna b press karo,

Phir b Roses r red sky r blue...
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Tumhain 4 Gunnday Pakraingay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Director:Tumhain 4 gunnday pakraingay

Phir hero bachany aayega

Herion:Hero kun...?

Director:Imran Hashmi

Herion:Phir mughe us sy kun bachaye ga??
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Chand Jaisi Biwi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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Entry Fee

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
One day RAVAN went to Disco..
Aur Woh Behosh ho gaya,
Due to Shock..!

Why...??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bcoz the "Entry Fee" was
Rs=1500 Per Head... ;-p ;-)

Hahahhaa
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Vastu Rakhi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi
Aa Ya Jaa Rahe Hon
Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To
Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.

Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai..;-)
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Why Dogs Don't Marry?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why Dogs Don't Marry?

Answer: Because they think

"Hamari pehle hi zindagi kutton wali hai"

"Shaadi Kiu karein"...
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