Ur Hand 2 Correct

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ...
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Blood Group

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.
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Challange 4 All Ye Kaam Koi Bhi Nahi Ka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Challange 4 All
Ye Kaam Koi Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta
Agar Kiye To I Promise
Mai Uske No.Pr 500 ka Load Karauga

Wo Kam He

Mere No. Pe 2000rs Ka Load Kara Do
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Hrithik Roshan: Aaj Mere Paas 14 Cars

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hrithik Roshan:
Aaj Mere Paas
14 Cars He
8 Bikes He
4 Banglow He
2 Farmhouse He
Tumhre Pas Kya He?

Abhisek Bacchan:
Mere Baap K Sar Par Bal He
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Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye He

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen

Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy

Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!
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Pita Ji Ki Patloon

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Forward this Touching Msg from a Mother to her Lost Sons.
It could Help Her reunite with her Children.
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"Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh,
Agar Pita ji ki Patloon Ek Bilaang chhoti ho gayi ho to
Ghar aa jao...
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Pita ji Yunhi Ghoom rahe hen..;-p

Hahaha
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Gharibon K Saath Pyaar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Humain Gharibon k Sath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Mai Samjha.


Teracher: Kya?

Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Kyon Lagatay Hain. :-)
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Height Of Shame

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Height of Shame:


A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop.

A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

Girl Replies

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Papa Ye Main Hon.
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Ek Chutki Sindoor

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,
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Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,

Ek Chutki Sindoor ki Qeemat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu.. :-)
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Bournvita

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Tan ki shakti, Mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!
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Value People Who Touched Ur Lyf, Coz

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Value People Who Touched Ur Lyf,

Coz U Nevr Know Wen Dey Will B Out Of Ur Life N Never Cum Back So Take Care Of ME Warna Phr Kahoge BEHTI HaWA SA THA WO:
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Maza Aa Gaya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sharma ji ki party me
dinner karte hue Verma ji k paas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
"Bhai saab, apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Aur 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate me rakh diya."

Party khatam hone per Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
"Khana kaisa tha?"

Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi Badhiya thi par
end me Bhabhi ji ne jo
Taang Utha ke di, To
Maza aa gaya...:-p
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VBHUTI KO Dande

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
nahi VBHUTI KO dande nahi marna CHAHIYE
sidha samunder mai dhakka de anna!!
Samundar ka pani ganda ho jayega
woh pani pike to chuha bhi mar jayega.
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Yahi Ke Aik Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta Hai..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Film Ghajni mein amir khan ka look dekh ke kya sabaq milta hai?

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Yahi ke aik ganja bhi maang nikal sakta hai..
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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Ky

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota
To Dialouge Kya Hota?

Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar
To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain,

Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana
Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai…
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