Entry Fee

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One day RAVAN went to Disco..
Aur Woh Behosh ho gaya,
Due to Shock..!

Why...??
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Bcoz the "Entry Fee" was
Rs=1500 Per Head... ;-p ;-)

Hahahhaa
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Episode # 1

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Episode # 1
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To be continued...
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Train Me Upar Ki Birth

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Train Me Upar Ki Birth Par Baithe Ek Budde Baba Barbar Bathroom Ja Rahe The.
Niche Ki Birth Par Baithi Mahila Ne Pareshan Hokar Pucha-
Aapko Chain Nahi Hai Kya?
Budde Ne Badi Becheni Se Kaha-Chain To Hai Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi Hai.
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FARAR Ho Jaye

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Log kehte hain k PYAR itna bhi mat karo k Girl Friend sar pe sawar ho jaye.
Magar Hum kehte hain k pyar itna karo k Girl Friend ki Friend bhi tumhare sath FARAR ho jaye.
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Pati Ki Janambhumi

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Ek Baar Bahu Apni Saas Ke Paaun
Daba Rahi Thi To Ghalti Se
Saas Ki Sarri Upar Ho Gayi,

Bahu Boli: 'PRANAAM'

Saas Ne Poocha: Kisko?

Bahu: Sasur Ki Ranbhumi
Aur
Pati Ki Janambhumi Ko...;-p
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Heart Badlne K Baad

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Mareez Dr se: Heart badlne k baad mjhe dance or paisa acha lagne laga hai,

Kiya mai jawan ho gaya hoon?

Dr: Nhi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Khusre ka hai!
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Paani Mein Gadbad

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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
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Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun

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SabjiWala: Madam Ye 500 ka Note Blouse se Nikala Hai Kiya?

Madam: Haan, Per Tumhen Kese Pata?

SabjiWala: Gaandhi Ji Ka Mun Abhi Tak Khula Hua Hai..;-p
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If Mallika Sherawat

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If Mallika Sherawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
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Duryodhan will say:
Dussashan, Pehna do Bhabhi
ko Saari,
Hum bhi to Dekhen ye Vastron me Kesi lagti hai.. ;-)

Hahahha
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33 Karod Devi Devtaon

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33 karod Devi Devtaon
se Meri
ek hi Vinati
hai ki..
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Sab Mujhko
Sirf 1,1 Rupya de do.. ;-)
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Item SMS

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Why Boys Call All Girls "Item"?
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Bcoz Item Means "Maal"
Maal Means "Paisa"
Paisa Means "Laxmi"
Aur
Ladkiyan to Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hen.. :-D
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"Rishta Wohi Soch Nayi" :-)

Hahhaha
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Machar Ne Jo Katha To Dil Mein Junoon Th

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Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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I Planned To Come To You

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Dear I was Planning To come To You,
But I don't have the thing causing motion Due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track Direction.

Over the Movement of Pistons due to the Action of Carbon and Hydrogen,
Producing Flames in a Chamber end Resulting in the Irreversible Reaction of Energy and Gas.

And causing the Friction of Rubber along the Concrete Pebbles.

Aasan Bhasha Main

"I Don't Have The Car..."
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Jahan Pana Tussi Great Ho

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Jahan Pana!

Tussi Great Ho

Tohfa Qabool Karo

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Mutra Visarjan. :-)
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Jungli Ban K Jiyo

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Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind & Determined Decision
Always Make U


"Boring"


So, Chill Maro! Or Jungli Ban k Jiyo!
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