Ek Chutki Sindoor

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,
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Mehngai ke is Dor me Rakhna Padta hai Apne Kharche par Kabu,,

Ek Chutki Sindoor ki Qeemat Tum Kya Jano Ramesh Babu.. :-)
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Tum Sa Koi Dusara Zameen Par Hua

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Big Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Big Problem is..

India ke Aadhy Ameer-Zaade
Apne Baap ko Nahi jaante...
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Wo Her Kisi Se Yahi Kehty Hen:
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"Tu Janta hai Mera Baap Kon Hai?"..;-p ;-)

Hahhahah
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Us Se Pyar Karke Meri Kismat Jaag Gyi W

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Us se Pyar karke Meri Kismat Jaag Gyi
Wah Wah
Us se Pyar karke Meri kismat jaag Gayi
Maine Itne Love Leter post kiya ki vo
Postman k sath bhag Gyi
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Dil Ki Khuahish

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dil ki khuahish hai k main tere ghar aaon,
Main tere ghar aaon,
har baar aaon,
baar baar aaon,
aur, aur aur,
ghanti baja ker bhag jaon.
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Rajnikanth Wear Sunglasses

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why does Rajnikanth Wear Sunglasses?
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To protect the Sun from His Eyes..;-)
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Ek Sher Arz Hai Idhar Bhi Gum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Sher Arz hai





Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai




Udher B Gum ho Gaya hai




Msg Delete kr Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai
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2 Aadmiyon Ki BV

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes, Rosy Lips and Charming, Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chor teri dhondhtay hain.
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Sabse Zyada Vitamin C Mirchi Me Hota Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sabse Zyada Vitamin C mirchi Me hota hai


Yakin

Na ho to Kaha k Dekho Body k sab parts C C karnge
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Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shahrukh Khan ki film RAB NE BANA DI JODI se hamein kya sabaq milta hai.

Umeed mat rakho.

Shaadi Ke Baad bi larki pat sakti hai.
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Mera SMS

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai mera SMS!!!
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Machar Ne Jo Katha To Dil Mein Junoon Th

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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Ye Sms Sab Kaam Hone Ke Baadme Pa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ye
Sms
Sab
Kaam
Hone
Ke
Baadme
Padhna
Is
Sms
Me
Kuchh
Bhi
Nahi
Hai
Fhirbhi
Tum
Is
Sms
Ko
Padh
Rahe
Ho
Maine
Ye
Sms
Bus
Aaisehi
Time
Paas
Ke
Liye
Likha
Tha.
Aur
Tumhe
Bhej
Diya.
Ab
Tum
Soch
Rahe
Ho
Ki
Ye
Sms
Kab
Khatam
Hoga?
Main
Bataa
Deta
Hoon
Is
Sms
Ko
Padhna
Band
Kardo.
Kyoki
Ye
Sms
Khatam
Hone
Me
Bahut
Time
Lagega.
Ab
Tumhe
Gussa
Aa
Raha
Hoga
Ki
Ye
Sms
Maine
Kyu
Padha?
Lekin
Tumhe
Padhne
Me
Itna
Time
Laga
To,
Mujhe
Ye
Message
Banane
Me
Kitna
Time
Laga
HOGA
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Parvachan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Satsang me Baba Ramdev bole:
Aaj ki Auraten itne Bareek Kapde pehanti hen k
sab Nazar aata hai..

Unki Kameez nazar aati hai,

Unki Taange nazar aati hain,

Unka Jism nazar aata hai,

Khula Ang-pardarshan hota hai...
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Peeche se Santa ki Aawaz aayi,
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"Baba G, Aap parvachan do..
Mood mat banao
Raat ko Need nahi aayegi..;-p

Hahahaha
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Full Of Emotion Shair

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.
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