I've Seen Better Teeth

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.
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Jab Kabhi Kanjusi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
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Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka Chahiye Jo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
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Whenever I Feel You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I Just Feel U...

Whenever I Feel U...
I Just Miss U...
Whenever I Miss U...
I Just Wanna See U...

Do U Know Why....

It’s Just Because .....

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
:-)=P:-D
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Always Smile Ok Because Your Smile I

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





,,//,,
[@..@]
[.____,]

oye hoye
SO CUTE!
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You Are Brainless

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
TI like Boiled Egg,
Because
It is Boneless..

&

I like You,
Because
You are "BrainLESS"...;-p

Hahaha
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PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Last night i had a dream..I was walking along the beach..with GOD..
I askd him "Why i've a frnd like U". God replied, "SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP Hai"
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Remove Wrinkles, Pimples, Acne, Black Heads

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, acne, black heads and the sign of burns from your skin.

Try

.

.

.

.

.

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP:)
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Bhoot

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
youn na khuwabon me aya kro
“jigar”


Hum nazuk dil k hain khofnak chizian dekh kr dar jate hen.
AMMI
(‘.’) AMiiiiii…
+= =( (==+
/


-->
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Daant

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wo kon se 3 Haraam Janwar hen jin k Daant

her waqt bahar rehty hen??



1- Samandari Seal

2- Haathi


Aur


3- Bhutto ka Damasd....:-)
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A Very Serious Message

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tamam Log Sun Len..


Dhoop ki Tapish bohat ziyada hai,

Apny Sar per Geela aur Thanda Kapra rakhen.

Dimagh par Sooraj ki kirnen mat parny den,
.
.
.
.
QK

.
.
.

BHOOSA jaldi Aag pakarta hai.

Ab mera kaam tha aap ko batana,

Aur aap ka kaam hai khud ko bachana..:-p


Thanx ki zarurat nahi hai,

Dost hi dost k kaam aata hai.....:-)
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Aapki Smile Ne Saara

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa
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Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dil k Mehmaan Ban Jao,
Aankhon k Armaan Ban Jao,
Honton ki Muskaan Ban jao,

.
.
.

Oh

.
.
.
Aap Ho
I Am Very Sorry Yaar Tussi Tay Bas



Insaan Ban Jao.:-P
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President Of Pakistan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
General Knowledge Tast


Q- Pakistan ki Wo Konsi Jheel hai jo

President Of Pakistan k Naam per hai??
?

?

?

Ans-

Kanjar Jheel.

Jano Aur Jany Raho...:-0
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Confused

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sun makes Moon shine,

Current makes Bulbs shine,

Wax makes Candles shine,

But, I'm Really Confused;

What makes ur Teeth Shine..
-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p

Hahhaha
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