Fuel Ethey V Koi Nai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pilot 2 Control Room:
"This is J-327
I am 300 Miles from Pakistan
6000 Feet above Water
with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions
Over"


Control Room:
"Kalma perh ley Soniye,
Fuel ethey v koi nai te
uton light jan da time v ho gaya ay.
Over"...;-)

Hahaha
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Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen To

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
America main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen To Dolar nazar Aaty Hain.

India main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen to Cinema Tickets Nazar Aaty Hain.

Or

Pakistan main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen To

Hath Walay Pankhay Nazar Aaty Hain. :-)
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Breaking News By Geo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Breaking news by Geo:
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
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Light

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan gandy kapron ko Istri ker raha tha.


Dost : Kiya ker raha hai ye??


Pathan : Hum Istri ker k dhoye ga,

Baad me Light ka kuch pata nahi hota...:-0 ;-p
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Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaganay K Liye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Soya hua Insaan pani ki boondon se bhi

Jag jata hai,

Lekin,

Soi hui Quom ko jaganay k liye,
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Load Shedding kerni perti hai..

From : KESC
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Dunya Ka Sab Se Zada Khushiyan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dunya ka sab se zada khushiyan manane wala mulk konsa hai?




Pakistan





Q?




Kyn k yahan har ghar main roz light ajane per khushiyan manai jati hain.
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Purane Waqton Main

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main Kya faraq hai?


Purane waqaton main Na Bijli hoti thi
Na Bijli k Bill.

Aaj kal Bijli to hoti nahi par Bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai.
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Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.
Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!
Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!
Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab. :-)
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KESC Walay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
YeH ArZoO HAi MErI yEh ILTiJa HAi YARoO,
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhen
Chappal Utha Ke MAro...:-p
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Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
*;*;*;
*(".,.")* Haal Kaisa
>")("< Hai Janab
,(")("), Ka?

Kya Khayal hai Aapka?

Hamari to Light Gai HO HO HO,

Tumhari bhi Chali jaye HA HA HA.
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Karachi Museum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Year 2050
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Karachi National Museum of History & Science
main Jalta hova
"Light Bulb"
dekhne walon ka Rush
Wazer-e-aala sindh ne eftatah kya
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Bijli Hun Main Bijli Hun

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main Titlee hun,

1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

Brought you by: WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)
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Gaaliyan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Karachi aur us k Muzafat me

WAPDA ko Gaaliyan deny ka Waqt huwa chahta hai,


Baqi Muhakmaat ko log

Apny apny waqt k mutabiq Gaaliyan den....


Shukriya.:-)
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Load Shedding K Fawaaid

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Load shedding k fawaaid
Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi
Bijli ka bill kam aiga
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving
TV na dekhnay se gunaho may kami
Sabr karnay ki waja se jannat mein jaanay k ziyada imkanaat.
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Kuch Nhi Ho Ga K.E.S C Ko Bura Kehny Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khuwahish se nhi girty phal jholi me

Waqt ki shaakh ko hilaana ho ga
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Kuch nhi ho ga K.E.S C ko bura kehny se

Apny hissy ka kunda khud hi lagana ho ga..
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(;:)/ Oye dekh k bata
// kon se taar me
_//_ light aarahi hay..:-)
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