8 Amazing Facts

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
8 Amazing Facts


1- India me 90% log Milk nahi pety.

2- U.K me ab tak Jurwa bachy peda nahi huye.

3- Nepal me Tigers Insanon k saath sote hen.

4- Saanp ko agar hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 minute tak

urr sakta hai.

5- Zebra ka Dil nahi hota.

6- Monkey Chines zuban samajh sakta hai.

7- Hathi ki Dum k 1 baal se 1 Waqt me 3 mobile ki

Battery charge ker sakte hen.

8- Ye sab points ghalat hen, Hamary Ghar Light nahi

hai. Time Pass ker rahy thy.

Ghor se parhny ka shukriya....:-):-p
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Urdu Language

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Ek Angrez Karachi aya Urdu Seekhny,,

Jab wo Jany lagato Logon ny Poocha k

Aap ny kiya bolna seekha..


Angrez ny kaha :


Light chali gai hai

Light aa gai hai

Light jany wali hai

Light aany wali hai

Light nahi aai

Light nahi gai

Light ja bhi sakti hai

Light aa bhi sakti hai

Light aa Q nahi rahi

Light abhi to aai thi Phir Chali gai..:-)
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Admi To Doctor On Phone

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Admi To Doctor on Phone:
Mere Bachhe ko Current laga hai,
Me Ab kya karun?
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Doc: Pehle Aap Khuda ka Shukr Ada karen k
Aapke yahan Bijli aa rahi hai..;-p
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Breaking News By Geo

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Breaking news by Geo:
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
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Fuel Ethey V Koi Nai

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Pilot 2 Control Room:
"This is J-327
I am 300 Miles from Pakistan
6000 Feet above Water
with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions
Over"


Control Room:
"Kalma perh ley Soniye,
Fuel ethey v koi nai te
uton light jan da time v ho gaya ay.
Over"...;-)

Hahaha
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Meri Raat Ko Qarar Do

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Tumhen Dhoondti Hen Her Su
Meri Betaab Nazren,

Meri Ujri Subhen
Meri Be-Rang Dupehren,

Meri Dhundli Shaamen
Meri Tareek Raaten,

Jo Ho Sake to Nawaz Do
Meri Subh ko Nikhar Do,

Meri Sham Ko Sanwar Do
Meri Raat ko Qarar Do,
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Mujhy UPS Udhaar Do,
Ya
Generator Se Ek Taar Do...;-p

Happy Loadshedding Season..:-)
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Raat Bari Mushkil Se

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Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Mene Faraz,


Warna Light K Baghair Kon Sota Hai ????
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Elaan-e-Aam

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Elaan-e-Aam

Apni Zakaat, Khairaat, Sadqat,

Aur qurbani ki khaalen, WAPDA ko dijiye.

Is se aapki Aakhirat aur Dunya roshan ho jayegi.
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Andehron Se Muhabbat

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Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...


Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja do.
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Aa Ja Tainon Akhiyan

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IN HOSPITAL:

Aa ja Tainon Akhiyan udeek dian
Dil wajan Marda
Aa ja bijliay wasta-e-bimar da

Aa ja tainon akhian udeek dian.
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Kiya Mangti Hun

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Raton ko Uth ker,
khayalon se ho ker,
Yadon me kho ker,

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hun?

Viraano me ja ker DAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hun?

Tum to kaho ge kisi Dilbar ki

Kisi DIL NASHEEN ki Wafa mangti hun,

Ye bhi Ghalat hai,
Wo bhi Ghalat hai,

Me Apne KHUDA se sirf
,
BIJLI Aany ki Dua Mangti Hun...;-)
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Free Free

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Es mehngai k zamane main
Es garmi k mahene main
Government app ko deti hy
free free free
Garmi k mossam k sath
Loadshading free
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Solute To Our MIYAN SAHAB

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MAZDOOR TO MIYAN SAHAB

MAZDOOR: Miyan Sahab hum jb bhi sone lagte hen to Bijli chali jati hai, hum so nai pate hen, Ab hum kia karen bataen??

MIYAN SAHAB: Dekhen Ji agar Aapko Neend nahi Aati to raat ko chokidary kerke chaar Paise hi kama len


HAHAHAHAHA :-D
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Chand Roshan Kyun Hai?

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Teacher: Beta Batao Chand Roshan Kyun Hai?

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Student: Kyun ke Wahan WAPDA Waly nahi Pohnchy Abhi Tak... :-)
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Mobile Charging Pe Lagado

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Mery Dosto!

Mery Azeezo!

Apny Apny Mobile Charging Pe Laga Do.
Is Se Pehle K KESC Apni Aukat Dikhaye.

Regards
Your Well-wisher.
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