D Moon Said 2 Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
D moon said 2 me,
"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
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"jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?"
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Jyanchyakade Internet

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jyanchyakade internet explorer nahi,te sagle bhikari ahet...
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"Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari"!
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HARPIC USE KARNE KA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
colgate se daat saaf karne ka pepsodent se majbut karne ka babulse fresh karne ka AGAR FIR BHI SAAF NA HO TO BINDAS . . . . . HARPIC USE KARNE KA
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Jevha Tula Aagdi Ekta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
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SoMeDay.. U'll 4get Abt Me..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
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Ekda Eka Mansaala Sandas La Problem Hot

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.

"Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe".

Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?.

Doctor tyache sagle exams.
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Na Sampanare Akhand Swapna Asave

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...
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Him Ham Hu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yada hai tu!
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Sarwanchi Nazar Chukwoon Thujhe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sarwanchi nazar chukwoon thujhe majhyakade baghane he mala mahit astt, Tujhe he baghane mala kalhatt asatt, Pan tujhya nakalhat maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt.
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Ek Sardaarji Tyachya Sundar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"
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Rimzim Pavsat TULA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?


Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.
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Ekda Ek Manus Doctor Kade Jato.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
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Ekda Dada Kondke La

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
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Aayushy Kahi Shanache Aste

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat -(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)
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Mi Tichya Mithit Visiavlo Hoto

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto. Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital 'Mi' pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.
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