Rimzim Pavsat TULA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?


Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.
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Jevha Tula Aagdi Ekta Vaatel

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
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Priye Tu Mala Havi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte.
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Sakali Hastes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes?
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Him Ham Hu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yada hai tu!
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Na Sampanare Akhand Swapna Asave

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...
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Ekda Eka Mansaala Sandas La Problem Hot

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.

"Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe".

Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?.

Doctor tyache sagle exams.
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Naa Sampanare Akhand Swapna Asave,

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...
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D Moon Said 2 Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
D moon said 2 me,
"if ur frnd is nt msgg u,
then why dont u leave him?"

I looked bak 2 moon,
& said,
.
.
.
.
.
.
"jaa naa,fokanichya,
tula kaay karaaychay?"
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Mi Tichya Mithit Visiavlo Hoto

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mi tichya mithit visiavlo hoto. Vatle tiche marathiche vyakran tapasave, mhanun tila vicharle mithital 'Mi' pahila ki dusara? Ti hasat mhanali tisara.
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3 Mungyana 1 Cake Disto..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
pahli jate ani cake khate..
dusri pan jaun khate..
tisri nahi khat...
ka??















ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat...
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Pu La Deshpande Ekda

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar

T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).
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Himat Asel Tar Yapexa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
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Sweet Marathi SMS

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sweet Marathi SMS

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...
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Ekda Ek Dukkar Che

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
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