Rimzim Pavsat TULA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Rimzim pavsat TULA vatat asel chimb bhijav,
pani udvat gani gatana kontari khas bhetav,
Ho na?
Ho bolna lajaycha kay tyat?


Pratyek BEDKAla asach watate.
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Na Sampanare Akhand Swapna Asave

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Na sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet,
Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...
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3 Mungyana 1 Cake Disto..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
pahli jate ani cake khate..
dusri pan jaun khate..
tisri nahi khat...
ka??















ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat...
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Bahiri Aahes Ki Kay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Riye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay?
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SoMeDay.. U'll 4get Abt Me..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!
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Sweet Marathi SMS

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sweet Marathi SMS

Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...
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Ekda Ek Manus Doctor Kade Jato.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".
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Sakali Hastes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes?
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Ekda Ek Dukkar Che

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
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Aayushy Kahi Shanache Aste

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aayushy kahi shanache aste,Tyat kunache mann dukhwayche naste,aapan dusaryala aawadto tyatch aapali aawad samjaayachi, kaaran doghanchi aawad ekch aste, ase khup nashibvan astat -(Siddhesh Nathuram Gopal)
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Jevha Tula Aagdi Ekta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.
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Him Ham Hu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yada hai tu!
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Himat Asel Tar Yapexa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir:Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Stu:10hatti
Sr:Are wa,kase olkhle
St:karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.
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Jyanchyakade Internet

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jyanchyakade internet explorer nahi,te sagle bhikari ahet...
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"Swami tinhi jagaacha I.E. vina bhikari"!
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Tu Mala Havi Aahes

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...
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