Sardar: I Divorced M...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties Tested OK
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12 Ko Naraz Thi 13 ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
12 ko naraz thi

13 ko barat thi

14 ko suhagrat thi

15 ko bear ki barsat thi

Aankh kuli to pata chala

Sapno ki kali raat thi

Hath me lulli or shalwar brbad

thi.
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KiyA AapNe KAbhi Mun...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
KiyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr...

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?



KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
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Sales Girl: Sorry Si...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sales Girl:
Sorry sir, aap yahan cigrate
nahi pee saktay�
Customer:
Lekin yeh cigrete tou mein ne
isi shop se li hai?
Sales Girl:
Sir hum yahan condom bhi sale
karte hein to iss ka mtlb ye
nahi hai keh ap hamain hi
chodn
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Kiss Is Heat, But It...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kiss is Heat, But its very sweet,
When Two Leapt meet. Love is Complete
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Girl: Ye Love Kaise ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl: Ye Love kaise hota hai?



Boy: 'L' ko pakar k, 'O' ko daba

k, 'V' mai daal k jb 'E' ki awaz

aey to samajh lo LOVE ho gaya
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Musharaf Aur Wardi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Musharaf Rema ka hath pakar ke bola:

"Aao andar chalain"

Rema: "Ki Faida wardi te tu laani nain"
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Pather Ki Deewaar Na

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR
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Women(2 Sardar):What...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Women(2 sardar):What is the time?

Sardar replied d answer n was slapped.

Why?

He answered bra pantees(12:35).
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Santa Office Se Ghar...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To
Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari
Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai

Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola:
�Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi
Hai?�

Biwi Masumiyat Se: �Main Kya
Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne
Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi EsiCheez
De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal Nahi
Karte�
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2 Girls Returning Fr...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Girls returning frm Cinema, 1st: Hi Allah mere paise



chori ho gaye. 2nd:Magar tou to paise brassier may



rakti thi. 1st: Muje kya pata tha Sala chori kar raha



hai!!
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Hawas Mita Do O-or C...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l?g..a. y..a
ArZ Kya Hy?

Na A/C Lagao..

Na Pankha Lagao..

Wah..Wah..Wah

Na A/C Lagao..

Na
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Husband Bola Chummi ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband Bola chummi lekar

Biwi Se Good Night

Biwi Boli haath pakadkar

Yeh Kaisi Good Night

Pehle Bhujao Light..

Phir apna L*nd Karo Tight..

Ch**t Se Karo Fight..

Nikalo Solution White..

Fir ch*dai ho Alright..

A
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Koi To Esi Larki Mil...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
koi to esi larki mile mujhe yaro

Jo mujhe khud kahe ao meri phudi maro
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Kudi Apni Saheli Nu ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
kudi apni saheli nu : aj us ne meri ik na suni te jabardasti menu upar chada leya,

jado holi holi ohne shuru kita ta bahut maza aaya,

fer ohne tej kar dita,

te inee jor naal jhatka mareya, meria ta cheeka he nikal gaiya,

me keha ?SOH GURU DI me ni aaj to baad kade TRACTOR te behandi?JYADA MAZAA NA LAYA KARO MSG PAD KE?..
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