Phansi Se Pehle
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...
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Ghalat Kaam Nahi Krna
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ki shadi hui, Woh shadi ki raat ko biwi se door ja kar beth gaya.


Biwi: Kya hua jee?


Pathan: Maine qasam khai thi k Shadi k baad koi Ghalat kaam nahi karoga.
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Pathan In Air Force
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

Reason:

Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k Jahaz Urrana hai... :P.
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Me Kon
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan knocks the door

Sardar: kaun hai ??

Pathan: Me hoon

Sardar: Me kaun ??

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Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Tu Khud ko hi Bhool gaya...;-p ;-)

Haahaha
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Pathan Ki Kisi Se Laraai
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Ki Kisi Se Laraai Ho Gai..

Admi Ghusse se:
Me Tumhary Kapray Phaar Dunga.

Pathan:
Dekho Yara, Laraai me
Romantic Baat Mat Kero...;-p

Heheehe
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Insan Ki Izzat
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbuti
Se Pakray Rakhti Hai.??

Pathan:
Shalwar Ka Nara.. :-D

hahhaha
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Sachha Piyar
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar: What Is Love??

Pathan: Jab GF Paade Aur
Tumko Uski Badboo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Ki Tarha Lagy
To Samajh Lena K
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Tum Ko Sachha Piyar Ho Gaya Hai.. ;-)

Hahahha
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Meri Itni Zaamen He K Me
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zamendar:
Meri itni Zaamen he K me
Apni car pr Niklon to sham tak adhi
zamen pr pOhnchta hOn

Pathan:
Hath milao humare pas bhi pehle aesa
hi Khaatara car thi.
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Masoom Students
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
ZaliM TaliBan Ki DarinDaGi Ka 1 Aur
Jeta JagtA SabooT...
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Mingora Sawat Me Jahanzeb College K Samny

5 Masoom Students Se GuN PoinT Py



"NaswAar"
ChheeN Li...;-p:)

Hahaha
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Akhbar Aur Radio
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Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.
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Sust Pathan
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Sust Pathan K Makan Me Aag Lag Gai..

Sab Log Aag Bujhany K Liye Bhagy
Magar
Pathan Apni Jaga Per Betha Raha.

Ek Admi Ny Kaha:
Tumhary Ghar Aag Lagi Hai
Aur Tum Yahan Aram Ker Rahy Ho.??

Pathan Bola:
Nahi Yara,
Hum To Yahan Beth Ker
Barish Ki Dua Mang Raha Hai.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Balans
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ki Biwi ne Pathan ko SMS kia:
Ghar kab Aa Rahe ho?
Message kar k Batao.

Pathan ne SMS Mai Likha:
Nahi bata sakta,1 he masg ka Balans tha..
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Fifty Fifty
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Aur Sardar Ja Rahy Thy,
Rasty Me Unhen 1000 Ka Note
Para Hua Mila..

Sardar: Chalo Isay
Fifty Fifty Ker Lety Hen..

Pathan: Abay Dhakkan Saaly,
Phir Baki 900 Ka Kiya Karen Gy,
Aisa Kero 500 Tum Rakho,
500 Hum Rakhta Hai OK..

Sardar: Ok.. :-D

Hahahhaha
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Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar
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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
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Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li
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  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To
Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..

Pathan: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.

Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho>>

Pathan: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai,
Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai
Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)

Hahahaa
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