Pathan Jokes
Suffering From Fever
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khan Sahab Ki Flight me
Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai..
AirHostess asked:
R U Suffering From Fever??
Khan Sahab:
No, Suffering From Karachi
& going to Peshawar...;-p
Hahahha
Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai..
AirHostess asked:
R U Suffering From Fever??
Khan Sahab:
No, Suffering From Karachi
& going to Peshawar...;-p
Hahahha
Airport Per 3 Aadmi
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Airport per 3 admi apni Biviyon ka intezar ker rahy thy:
Punjabi bola : Hamari Shehzadi arahi hai.
Sindhi bola : Hamari Nawab zadi arahi hai.
Pathan Josh Me : Hamari Bhi Haramzadi arahi hai.....:-p
Punjabi bola : Hamari Shehzadi arahi hai.
Sindhi bola : Hamari Nawab zadi arahi hai.
Pathan Josh Me : Hamari Bhi Haramzadi arahi hai.....:-p
Wazu K Baghair Namaz
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Molvi Sahab, Wazu k Baghair Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho Jati Hai,
Mene Khud Parh k Dekhi hai...;-p:)
Molvi: Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai yara
Molvi: Bhai, Nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho Jati Hai,
Mene Khud Parh k Dekhi hai...;-p:)
Pathan Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
kahan he,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,
Pathan bola.
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Mein ne socha surprise don ga.
ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
kahan he,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,
Pathan bola.
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Mein ne socha surprise don ga.
Baap Ka Doodh
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh.
1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh.
Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)
Manager : You Are Appointed . .
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Pathan Raat Ko Machar Dani Laga Kar
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan raat ko machar dani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla,
Pathan: Lo ye khocha hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai...!!!
Achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla,
Pathan: Lo ye khocha hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai...!!!
Biryani
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan pehli baar Biryani bana raha tha
Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,
Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se
ek Paad mara
Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya
badtameezi hai..??
Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai
"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p
Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,
Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se
ek Paad mara
Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya
badtameezi hai..??
Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai
"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p
Abba Kehta Hai K
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dost: Yaar Kiya Baat Hai Tum Subha se Mitti Khod Rahy Ho?
Pathan: O Yaya,
Abba Kehta Hai k
Me Ny Un Ka Naam
Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
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Bas,
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Wohi Dhoond Raha Hun...;-p
Hahaha
Pathan: O Yaya,
Abba Kehta Hai k
Me Ny Un Ka Naam
Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
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Bas,
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Wohi Dhoond Raha Hun...;-p
Hahaha
Sabot To Uthalo
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.
Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.
Sabot to uthalo :-P
Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.
Sabot to uthalo :-P
Race Ho Rahi Thi
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Ye Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen?
Sardar: Race Ho Rahi Hai,
Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.
Pathan:
Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to
Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen..;-p
Sardar: Race Ho Rahi Hai,
Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.
Pathan:
Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to
Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen..;-p
Pathan Proposed A Girl
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Proposed a Girl,
Girl: Lekin Me Tum se Umar me 1 Saal bari hun.
Pathan: Baji Fikar Q karti ho,
”Hum Tum se Agle Saal Shaadi karega"...;-p
Hahaha
Girl: Lekin Me Tum se Umar me 1 Saal bari hun.
Pathan: Baji Fikar Q karti ho,
”Hum Tum se Agle Saal Shaadi karega"...;-p
Hahaha
