Hakumat Ne Sawat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
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Joke

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Lambi Lambi Saansen Le Raha Tha To..

To Kiya..??

Kiya Ab Wo Saansen Bhi Na Le.?

Tum Log Bhi Na..!

Her Baat Me Joke Chahiye Hota Hai..

Jaan Le Lo Pathan Ki.. :-p :-)

Hahhaha
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Rate

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan : Ya Allah, Ek Caror de dy?


Charsi ny Dekha to Wo Bhi Dua Mangny laga,,

"Ya Allah, Das Rupy de dy"..


Pathan ny Das Rupy de ker kaha :

"Jao aur Rate Kharab mat kero"...;-)
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Deewar K Sath Peshab.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cinema mai "KHAWATEEN" k haqooq per film chal rahi thi 1 khatoon ne josh mai naara lagaya:

Aaj ki aurat kya nhi kar sakti?

Pathan: Deewar k sath Peshab.
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Doctor's Advice

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Pathan 4 Meter lamby Pipe se Hukka pi raha tha

Dost: Itny lambay Pipe se Q pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahab ne Tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai..;-p
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A Pathan Called FM Radio

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A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:
" I Have Found a Wallet with Thousands of Currency
& A Credit Card & ID Card of That Person
It Belongs to Mr. Jamshed Khan,
House # 3, Gulshan-e-Iqbal,
Karachi.

DJ: So You Want to Give Him Back his Wallet??

Pathan: Oo Khochaa nai,
I Want to Dedicate Him
A Sad Song...;-p:)
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Pathan Nahin Aa Sakta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 min,

He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha". :-)
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Hafta Bazar Me Pathan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hafta Bazar me Pathan Awaz laga raha tha:

"DOODH KA THELA,
20 RUPAY ME
20 RUPAY ME"

Ek Aurat ny Paas ja ker dekha,
Phir Wapas aa gai.

Dusri Aurat ny Pucha: Kiya Huwa?

Pehli wali Kehny Lagi: Kameena "Brazier" Bech Raha Hai..:-D
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Horlicks Ki Bottle

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Ny Pencil Horlicks Ki Bottle Me Daal Di..

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Kyun..??
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To make the Pencil Taller,
Stronger & Sharper..

He is so Intelligent..
Just like u.. ;-)

Hhahahah
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Pathan K Betay Ki Roti

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.



Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi. :-)
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Keep The Change

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Student attached 100 Rupees 2 His Test Papers
&
wrote: 1 Rs for 1 Mark,
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Paper Checker was A Pathan.
He Sent Him Rs 81 Back
& wrote :
U got 19 Marks.
Keep The Change...;-p

Hahaha
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UpSeT

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha
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Shalwar Ka Naray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher : Shalwar k Naray ko English me kiya kehty hen??

?

Student : P.H.D

Teacher : Is ka kiya Matlab hai??

Student :

Pajama Holding Divice...;-)
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Girl To Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
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Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!
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Dost Ko Letter

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar ji: Oye Jab Tumhare paas
Mobile hai to phir Tum
Apny Dost Ko Letter Q Likh Rahy Ho..?
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Pathan: Oye Yara, Hum ne
Usay Phone kiya tha, par usne kaha,
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"Plz Try Later" :-D

Hahahaha
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