Pathan Jokes
Butter Slices
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A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.
Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?
Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.
Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?
Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.
Pathan Donated Brain
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Pathan Marte Waqt Doctor Se:
Doctor Sahab Hum Apna Dimagh Donate Karna Chahta Hai.
Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein,
Agar Hoga To Hum Nikaal Lein Ge. :-)
Doctor Sahab Hum Apna Dimagh Donate Karna Chahta Hai.
Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein,
Agar Hoga To Hum Nikaal Lein Ge. :-)
Name The Animal Which Live In Water
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water and land
PATHAN :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
PATHAN : Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".
PATHAN :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
PATHAN : Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".
Chiken-Biryani Me Chiken He Nahi Hai
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Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai
Waiter
Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
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Pathan:
"Han yar sorry
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai
Waiter
Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
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Pathan:
"Han yar sorry
Aik Pathan Kahana Kha Raha Tha
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Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha
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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
Susral Waly
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Baap: Beta Shadi K Din
Susral Waly Ghari Den To Suit Mangna,
Scooter Den To Car Mangna,
Paise Den To Ghar Mangna..
Pathan:
Abba Agar Wo Larki Den To
Uski Amma Maang Lun..? ;-p :-D
Hhahaha
Susral Waly Ghari Den To Suit Mangna,
Scooter Den To Car Mangna,
Paise Den To Ghar Mangna..
Pathan:
Abba Agar Wo Larki Den To
Uski Amma Maang Lun..? ;-p :-D
Hhahaha
Police Station
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1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur
Poster per Perha:
"Wanted For Rape & Murder"
Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:
I Want To Apply For this Job"...;-p:)
Poster per Perha:
"Wanted For Rape & Murder"
Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:
I Want To Apply For this Job"...;-p:)
School Ana
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Teacher: Ye Tumhary Sath Chota Bacha kon hai??
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Pathan: Miss Ye Mera Chota Bhai Sharafat hai,
Aap ny hi Kaha tha k Kal Sharafat k Sath School Ana..;-)
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Pathan: Miss Ye Mera Chota Bhai Sharafat hai,
Aap ny hi Kaha tha k Kal Sharafat k Sath School Ana..;-)
Tournament Kise Kehty Hen
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Pathan: Tournament Kise Kehty Hen.??
Sardar: Ledies Jo Jhumky(Zewar) Pehanti Hen Usay Kiya Kehty Hen??
Pathan Herat Se: Kiya Usay Tournament Kehty Hen??
Sardar: Nahi Pagly Usay To
"Ornament" Kehty Hen..
Ek Jhumka Ornament Kehlaye Ga To
Do Jhumkon Ko "Two Ornament"
Yani
Tournament Kehty Hen.. ;-p :-)
Hhahaha
Sardar: Ledies Jo Jhumky(Zewar) Pehanti Hen Usay Kiya Kehty Hen??
Pathan Herat Se: Kiya Usay Tournament Kehty Hen??
Sardar: Nahi Pagly Usay To
"Ornament" Kehty Hen..
Ek Jhumka Ornament Kehlaye Ga To
Do Jhumkon Ko "Two Ornament"
Yani
Tournament Kehty Hen.. ;-p :-)
Hhahaha
Only Two Words Joke
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Two Words Joke...
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Intelligent Pathan.
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Intelligent Pathan.
Pathan Bohat Bahadur Hai
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Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?
Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.
Aadmi: Woh Kaise?
Pathan:
Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)
Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.
Aadmi: Woh Kaise?
Pathan:
Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)
Bachao Bachao
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1 Chor police se chhupta huwa 1 tooti Qabar me
lait gaya.
Qareeb se pathan aur us ke dost guzray to unhon ny
socha k shayad log Qabar per Matti dalna bhool gaye,
unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuru ker di.
Chor chillaya!
Bachao Bachao.
Pathan : Oh jaldi jaldi matti dalo,
"Hisab Kitab" shuru ho gaya hai...:-)
lait gaya.
Qareeb se pathan aur us ke dost guzray to unhon ny
socha k shayad log Qabar per Matti dalna bhool gaye,
unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuru ker di.
Chor chillaya!
Bachao Bachao.
Pathan : Oh jaldi jaldi matti dalo,
"Hisab Kitab" shuru ho gaya hai...:-)
Badam Se Dimagh Taiz
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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Umar Qaid Aur Phansi
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QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.
Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.
After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!
Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.
After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe
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Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:
Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
