Suffering From Fever

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khan Sahab Ki Flight me
Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai..

AirHostess asked:
R U Suffering From Fever??

Khan Sahab:
No, Suffering From Karachi
& going to Peshawar...;-p

Hahahha
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Airport Per 3 Aadmi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Airport per 3 admi apni Biviyon ka intezar ker rahy thy:


Punjabi bola : Hamari Shehzadi arahi hai.

Sindhi bola : Hamari Nawab zadi arahi hai.


Pathan Josh Me : Hamari Bhi Haramzadi arahi hai.....:-p
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Wazu K Baghair Namaz

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Molvi Sahab, Wazu k Baghair Namaz ho jati hai?

Molvi: Nahi hoti

Pathan: Ho jati hai yara

Molvi: Bhai, Nahi hoti

Pathan: Ho Jati Hai,
Mene Khud Parh k Dekhi hai...;-p:)
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Pathan Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
kahan he,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

Pathan bola.
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Mein ne socha surprise don ga.
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Baap Ka Doodh

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:

1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.

2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.

1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh.
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Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.

Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..



Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai. :-)
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Manager : You Are Appointed . .

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
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Pathan Raat Ko Machar Dani Laga Kar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan raat ko machar dani laga kar so raha tha,

Achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla,


Pathan: Lo ye khocha hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai...!!!
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Biryani

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan pehli baar Biryani bana raha tha

Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,

Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se

ek Paad mara


Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya

badtameezi hai..??


Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai

"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p
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Inaam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ny 30 Rupees ki Lotri li..

1 Crore ka Inaam nikla.

Tax kat ker 90 Lacs mile.

Pathan Bola : Hum ko Poora Paisa chahiye,

Warna Hamara 30 Rupiya Wapis kero...:-)
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Abba Kehta Hai K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dost: Yaar Kiya Baat Hai Tum Subha se Mitti Khod Rahy Ho?

Pathan: O Yaya,
Abba Kehta Hai k
Me Ny Un Ka Naam
Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
,
Bas,
,
Wohi Dhoond Raha Hun...;-p

Hahaha
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Abbu Dabi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Interviewer: Where Is AbuDabi?

Pathan: Jis Qabrustan me
Ammi Dabi Usi me
Abbu Dabi..;-p

Hahaha
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Sabot To Uthalo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.

Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.

Sabot to uthalo :-P
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Race Ho Rahi Thi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Ye Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen?

Sardar: Race Ho Rahi Hai,
Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.

Pathan:
Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to
Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen..;-p
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Pathan Proposed A Girl

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Proposed a Girl,

Girl: Lekin Me Tum se Umar me 1 Saal bari hun.

Pathan: Baji Fikar Q karti ho,

”Hum Tum se Agle Saal Shaadi karega"...;-p

Hahaha
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