Pathan Jokes
Gulukaar
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Eik pathan ka radio kam krna band kr daita hai,
Pathan radio ko technician pas lai kar ja ta hai
Pathan:- Bhai, dekho ye hamara radio bol nahi rha
Technician:- acha bhai mai dekhta hoo
Jab radio ko khola to undar sai mara wa choha nikla
Pathan:- WALA..!! Gulukaar hi mar gaya hai to awaaz kaisai ai gaa...:-p
Pathan radio ko technician pas lai kar ja ta hai
Pathan:- Bhai, dekho ye hamara radio bol nahi rha
Technician:- acha bhai mai dekhta hoo
Jab radio ko khola to undar sai mara wa choha nikla
Pathan:- WALA..!! Gulukaar hi mar gaya hai to awaaz kaisai ai gaa...:-p
Tumhara To Baap Bhi Dega
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,
Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."
Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?
Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,
Dawa pe likha hai,
"Sugar Free"
Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)
Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."
Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?
Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,
Dawa pe likha hai,
"Sugar Free"
Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)
Naam Khota
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Apny Gadhay Ko le k Jany Laga,
Lekin Wo Apni Jaga Se Hil Hi Nahi Raha Tha.
Pathan Ny Gadhay Ko Laat maari Aur Kaha:
"Naam KHOTA, Aur Harkat
NAWAZ Jesi"...;-p
Lekin Wo Apni Jaga Se Hil Hi Nahi Raha Tha.
Pathan Ny Gadhay Ko Laat maari Aur Kaha:
"Naam KHOTA, Aur Harkat
NAWAZ Jesi"...;-p
Pathan Ka Mobile
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,
Pathan Hansny Laga.
Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?
Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Pathan Hansny Laga.
Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?
Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Pathan Politician Ka Beta
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Politician Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya to
Us Ny Purey School Me Laddu Banty..
Teacher: Jhan Sahab, Aapka Beta fail ho gaya hai aur
Aap Laddu khila rahe hen??
.
Pathan: O Janab, 70 Ladkon ki class me
60 Fail hen, Iska Matlab
Akseryat to Mere Bete k sath hai... ;-)
Hahahha
Us Ny Purey School Me Laddu Banty..
Teacher: Jhan Sahab, Aapka Beta fail ho gaya hai aur
Aap Laddu khila rahe hen??
.
Pathan: O Janab, 70 Ladkon ki class me
60 Fail hen, Iska Matlab
Akseryat to Mere Bete k sath hai... ;-)
Hahahha
Ek Pathan UFONE Mein
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek pathan ko UFONE mein job mili agly din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya.
Bcoz
1st Call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
Pathan: To pagal ZONG le lo na.
Bcoz
1st Call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
Pathan: To pagal ZONG le lo na.
Aik Pathan Aurat Bank Check Cash Karany
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Pliceman: Tum Ne Faqeer Kiu Mara?
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise kayi baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."
Pathan: Hum ne ise kayi baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."
Pathan At Airport
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge?
Taxi Driver: Rs.250!
Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!
Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!
Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...
Taxi Driver: Rs.250!
Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay!
Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa!
Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...
Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya,
Magar Apni Gun Ghar me hi
Bhool Gaya Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya..
Kese..??
Bank Manager Pathan Tha,
Bola:
O Yara Koi Baat Nahi,
Hum Ko Tum Per Aitbar Hai,
Tum Gun Kal La Ker Dikha Dena.. ;-)
Hahahaha
Magar Apni Gun Ghar me hi
Bhool Gaya Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya..
Kese..??
Bank Manager Pathan Tha,
Bola:
O Yara Koi Baat Nahi,
Hum Ko Tum Per Aitbar Hai,
Tum Gun Kal La Ker Dikha Dena.. ;-)
Hahahaha
B.V Ko Goli Maar Di
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan ko Us K Baap Ne Shadi k Mau'qay par Gun di Aur kaha:
Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.
Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...
Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di.
Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.
Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...
Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di.
English Teacher
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
English Teacher: Write 10 lines Note on
"MY BEST FRIEND"..
.
After Few Minutes,
A Pathan Boy Stands Up:
Miss, Hum Ko "CHOOTIYE" ki English Batao.??
Hahahha
"MY BEST FRIEND"..
.
After Few Minutes,
A Pathan Boy Stands Up:
Miss, Hum Ko "CHOOTIYE" ki English Batao.??
Hahahha
Blast
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar To Pathan:
Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me Q laga rahe ho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
.
.
Pathan: O Yara Tum Tension na lo,
Hum Ny Battery Nikal Di Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me Q laga rahe ho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
.
.
Pathan: O Yara Tum Tension na lo,
Hum Ny Battery Nikal Di Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
Kashti
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
100 Pathan Ek Kashti me sawar thy..
Achanak Kashti Ruk gai,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aur Phir
Sab k sab Doob gaye
Kese?
Pathan thy na,
Dhakka lagany Uter gaye...:-)
Achanak Kashti Ruk gai,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aur Phir
Sab k sab Doob gaye
Kese?
Pathan thy na,
Dhakka lagany Uter gaye...:-)
New Pathan Joke
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
