Butter Slices

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.

Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?

Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.
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Pathan Donated Brain

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Marte Waqt Doctor Se:

Doctor Sahab Hum Apna Dimagh Donate Karna Chahta Hai.





Doctor:

Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein,

Agar Hoga To Hum Nikaal Lein Ge. :-)
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Name The Animal Which Live In Water

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water and land

PATHAN :Simple 'Frog'

TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal

PATHAN : Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".
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Chiken-Biryani Me Chiken He Nahi Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
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Pathan:
"Han yar sorry
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Aik Pathan Kahana Kha Raha Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...
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Susral Waly

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din
Susral Waly Ghari Den To Suit Mangna,
Scooter Den To Car Mangna,
Paise Den To Ghar Mangna..

Pathan:
Abba Agar Wo Larki Den To
Uski Amma Maang Lun..? ;-p :-D

Hhahaha
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Police Station

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur
Poster per Perha:
"Wanted For Rape & Murder"

Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:
I Want To Apply For this Job"...;-p:)
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School Ana

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Ye Tumhary Sath Chota Bacha kon hai??

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Pathan: Miss Ye Mera Chota Bhai Sharafat hai,
Aap ny hi Kaha tha k Kal Sharafat k Sath School Ana..;-)
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Tournament Kise Kehty Hen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Tournament Kise Kehty Hen.??

Sardar: Ledies Jo Jhumky(Zewar) Pehanti Hen Usay Kiya Kehty Hen??

Pathan Herat Se: Kiya Usay Tournament Kehty Hen??

Sardar: Nahi Pagly Usay To
"Ornament" Kehty Hen..
Ek Jhumka Ornament Kehlaye Ga To
Do Jhumkon Ko "Two Ornament"
Yani
Tournament Kehty Hen.. ;-p :-)

Hhahaha
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Only Two Words Joke

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Two Words Joke...

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Intelligent Pathan.
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Pathan Bohat Bahadur Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?

Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.

Aadmi: Woh Kaise?


Pathan:


Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)
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Bachao Bachao

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Chor police se chhupta huwa 1 tooti Qabar me

lait gaya.


Qareeb se pathan aur us ke dost guzray to unhon ny

socha k shayad log Qabar per Matti dalna bhool gaye,

unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuru ker di.


Chor chillaya!

Bachao Bachao.


Pathan : Oh jaldi jaldi matti dalo,

"Hisab Kitab" shuru ho gaya hai...:-)
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Badam Se Dimagh Taiz

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
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Umar Qaid Aur Phansi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.

Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.

After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!
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Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
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