Pathan Jokes
Kala Bacha
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan K Ghar Kala Bacha Peda Hua,,
Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:
Ye Kese Ho Gaya??
Bivi Boli:
"Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha,
Hum Bhi Garam Tha,
Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya.. ;-p :-D
Hahahaha
Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:
Ye Kese Ho Gaya??
Bivi Boli:
"Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha,
Hum Bhi Garam Tha,
Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya.. ;-p :-D
Hahahaha
Bohat Bura Lagta Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."
Jo Dil Par Lagay
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k Dil par lagay....
2nd Pathan: Brazier day day.
2nd Pathan: Brazier day day.
Pathan Qabz Ki Halat Me
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan "Qabz" ki Halat me Public Toilet me Betha Tha,
Sath Wale Toilet me
Ek Shakhs ko Jullab Lagy Huwe Thy.
Pathan ny Us Toilet
se
Pat Pat Pat
Phrr Phrr Phrr
Pirach Pirach
Phur Phurrrr
Ki Awaz Suni to
Dukh Bhare Lehjy me Bola:
"Hum Yahan 1 Muskurahat ko Taras Rahy hen,
Aur
Wahan Qehqahay pe Qehqahay
Lag Rahy Hen"...;-p:D
Sath Wale Toilet me
Ek Shakhs ko Jullab Lagy Huwe Thy.
Pathan ny Us Toilet
se
Pat Pat Pat
Phrr Phrr Phrr
Pirach Pirach
Phur Phurrrr
Ki Awaz Suni to
Dukh Bhare Lehjy me Bola:
"Hum Yahan 1 Muskurahat ko Taras Rahy hen,
Aur
Wahan Qehqahay pe Qehqahay
Lag Rahy Hen"...;-p:D
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Pathan...
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
PATHAN- Juice bana K...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
PATHAN- Juice bana K...
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya, Pathan Use
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
Bomb Blast K Baad
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Bomb Blast k baad ek admi chilla raha tha :
O Mera haath urr gaya..
Pathan : Hosla karo, Dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya,
Wo b to chup chap leta huwa hai....:-)
O Mera haath urr gaya..
Pathan : Hosla karo, Dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya,
Wo b to chup chap leta huwa hai....:-)
Pathan Ny Shadi K Liye
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Ny Shadi k Liye
Choty Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab Kiya.
Waja..??
QK,
Kisi Ny Us Se Kaha Tha K
"Musibat jitni Choti ho Utna Acha Hai"...;-p:D
Hahaha
Choty Qad Ki Larki Ka Intekhab Kiya.
Waja..??
QK,
Kisi Ny Us Se Kaha Tha K
"Musibat jitni Choti ho Utna Acha Hai"...;-p:D
Hahaha
Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
Manager : You Are Appointed . .
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Manager : You
are appointed
.
.
.
your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.
.
.
Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.
.
.
Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
are appointed
.
.
.
your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.
.
.
Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.
.
.
Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki:
How long is The journey from Pakistan 2 America??
Receptionist: 1 Sec sir..
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Pathan Disconnects n says:
"Log Hum Ko Bewaqoof Bolta Hai,
Ye Saali To Hum Se Bhi Bari Pathan Nikli.." ;-) :-D
Hahahha
How long is The journey from Pakistan 2 America??
Receptionist: 1 Sec sir..
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.
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Pathan Disconnects n says:
"Log Hum Ko Bewaqoof Bolta Hai,
Ye Saali To Hum Se Bhi Bari Pathan Nikli.." ;-) :-D
Hahahha
Pathan Doctor Bana
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana,
Doctor Banny k baad Us ny Pehla Operation Kiya,
Operation Theater se Nikal ker Bola:
"Ya Allah! Pehla Tohfa Bheja Hai,
Qubool Ferma"..;-p
Doctor Banny k baad Us ny Pehla Operation Kiya,
Operation Theater se Nikal ker Bola:
"Ya Allah! Pehla Tohfa Bheja Hai,
Qubool Ferma"..;-p
Pathan Performing Umra
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
?
?
?
?
?
Masjid Dhoondhny. :-)
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
?
?
?
?
?
Masjid Dhoondhny. :-)
Pathan Aur Sardar Jungle Me
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pathan Aur Sardar Jungle me ja rahy thy.
Saamny Sher Aagaya..
Sardar Ny Mitti Uthai aur
Sher ki Aankh me Daal k Bhagny Laga,
Pathan Khara Raha..
Sardar: Abay Bhaag..
Pathan: Hum Q Bhagay?
Mitti to Tum ny Daala Hai...;-p
Hahahaha
Saamny Sher Aagaya..
Sardar Ny Mitti Uthai aur
Sher ki Aankh me Daal k Bhagny Laga,
Pathan Khara Raha..
Sardar: Abay Bhaag..
Pathan: Hum Q Bhagay?
Mitti to Tum ny Daala Hai...;-p
Hahahaha
Pathan Ka Mobile
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,
Pathan Hansny Laga.
Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?
Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Pathan Hansny Laga.
Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?
Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
