Mubarkan Hon G Mubarkan Balle Balle

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
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Haseen Ho Tum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Haseen ho tum, Bury hum bhi nahi

Ghar main ho tum, Road pe hum bhi nahi

Aaj kal reply bhi nahi karty ho

Kaan khol kar sun lo,

Busy ho tum,
To

Velay hum bhi nahi.
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Modern Mother- Good Night Dear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Modern Mother- Good Night Dear

Old Fashioned Mother-Shaba Khair

My Mama-Mein Is Mobile Nu Aag Laa Deni Ae :D:-D
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Sonny De Boot

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
;Sonne;

;De:

;Boot:

;Chandi:

;De:

;Tasme:

;I:

:love:

;u:

;ALLAH:

;Di:

;kasme:
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Pussy Cat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
I have been to London to see the Queen'
Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'
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Mera Mehboob Kesa Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu Ny Ek Din Chand Se Kaha:
Batao Mera Mehboob Kesa Hai.??
.
Chand Ny Bohat Khubsurat Jawab Diya..:

"Sun Oye Pappu,
Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Noker Nai,
,
Te Dujo Gal Ay K
Inni Doran Nazar V Kujh Nai Aanda,
,
Teeji Gal Ay K
Ay Beghairtiyan Zameen Tak Rakhia Kero
Menu Na Wich Paya Kero.." :-D

Hahhaha
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Meri Aankhon Mai Dekho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Jaan Meri Aankhon Mai To Dekho Kya Hai?


Girl: Sacha Pyar. :-)




Boy:-: O Anni Di A!
Machhar Kadd.
,,
(.")
((
_//_ Waddi Ayi Parveen Shakir..
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Dogs Find Bomb

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
American Says: Dogs Find Bomb in my country

Japanese says: Fish play ball in my country

Pakistani Says: Eh te kuch v nai,

Sada te Bander v Sms perh lenda aye..;-p
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Ek Var Ik Amli

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda hai, kafi lok ikhety ho jandey han . sab usnu puchedy han ki ki hoya bhai sahib , tey oh kehnda hai ki, "mein vi hune upro aya va pata nehin ki hoya".
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Nakhra Hazaar Kita

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
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A Punjabi Women In London, Telling 2 Eng

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
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Raat Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Janty ho..
Raat Me

Sab se zyada Maza Kab Aata hy.??

Jab kisi soye hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye

K

Chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja...;-D
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Aye Dunya Waalo!

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
(",)/
<)) Dunya Waalo!
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Meri Jootiyan Kon Chuk k Lay Gaya Aye???
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Fees Maafi Lai Darkhwast

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Fees maafi lai Darkhwast

To
The Principal high Skul
ABC

Gal ae hae k mere abbay ne Menu Fees 500 rupe diti si,
100 te dostaan ne film te lawa dita te,
150 day smosay te botlaan pi dityaan,
50 Waan da zulaikhan nu load kerwa dita,

Baqi 200 shart te haar gaya. Dostaan ne shart lai si k oda chakar siraf Math walay teacher nal ae,
Pr oda chakar te tuwaaday naal wi ae,
Mae hoon kangla ho gaya waan ais lae fees maaf kiti jaye.

Tuwaada Shakird

XYZ
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My Body And Soul Is Very Thirsty

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
My body and soul is very thirsty,
O my moon by your love...
The bed of my heart call u
O come sit some listen n some ask me





Samajh ayi?


Nahi




Naseebo Lal farmati hai

Mera tan maan pyaasa
Channa ve tere pyaar da....!!!
Meray dil da plung waja mar da . Vy aja be ja kuj sun ly ty kuj menu keh ja..
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