Eh Gashti Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda hai.
oss D shop aggeyon 1 ledy roz gujer D hai taan Tota saying OWNER shop: Malik eh gashti hai.

1 din oh lady sochdi hai K main eh tota khreedh E leyna hai,
she is saying to OWNER: Mainu eh tota kine da dewoge,

OWNER:2000 Rs
Lady: Ehna mehnga kyon

OWNER: Es wich bahut khasiyt hai es da kan khicho eh hasda hai dowe khicho ronda hai, khambh khicho cheekda A 1 lag chuko gaunda hai.

Lady: ager dowe chuko,
Tota: Main kiha C na k malik eh gashti hai.
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INTERESTING STORY:- OH GAL KARDI MUSK

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO.
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Khuch Te Pardy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band.
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Tere Khiyalan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tere khiyalan bina saddi raat ki guzry din nahein guzarda ey,
Muqqadar naaal jay tussi mill jao,
phair kon daroo da ghut bharda Ey ?
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Vakh-vakh Ditta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
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Reaction Of Boys

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Reaction of boys when they purpose a girl

If she says Yes
Pta nhe kinu kinu haan kiti honi ae.

If she says No
Bandri jyee apne ap nu ki smajdi ae.
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Rizq Zakheera

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Vekh Aasman te urrde panchi,
Na o karde Rizq zakheera, na o Bhukkay Marde ne,
.
.
Bandey hi karde Rizq Zakheera,
Bandey hi Bhukkay Mardy nay"..!

"Baba BHulle Shah"
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HIV+

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
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Akhiyan Wich Aa Ke Ruk

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
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Height Of Telling Lie

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is the height of telling a lie?

A KAALU telling his KAALI girlfriend.


"Ttenu Kaala Chasma Jachda hai, Jachda hai Gorey Mukhde tey."
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Changa Nai Kita

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar Kuri:
"Abu Kal nu Apnay Ghar vicho 1 Banda Ghat jana wa"

Aglay Din wo Larki Bhag gai..

Sardar: Kam ta Kuri ne changa nai kita,
par sigi oh NAJOMI..:-)
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Nakhra Tuwada

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nakhra tuwada
Tuaba!
Tauba!
Ajeeb tuwaada style hai.
Msg kadi karna nahi,
rolla paya sade kol mobile hai...!


SHARAM KARO ;-)
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MUHABAT

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tu paak subha di hawa warga,
Sadey pind nu janday rah warga,
Tenu bhuliya v te kiven yara,
Tu anday janday sah warga....!
Good night...!GOD BLEES UR FAMILY
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Titianic

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay..

Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.
“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“
Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya..
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Sanu Pyar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
sanu pyar ty karna anda aye
par pyar jatna nai anda
tenu ros ros behna anda aye
ruseya nu mana nai anda
kehra main kasoor kita aye ty minu das dy
eni cheti keh dita teri meri bas way
dasi ve dildara ve dil dar ki aye.
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