Same Reasons

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.
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Hum To Kirayedar Hain

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Santa Taklu Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa taklu Hai phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why?
?
?
?
?
?

Kion k

Saloon Santa Ka Hay.
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Cheat The Railways

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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An Astronomer Was Watching

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"
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Itna Bada Ho Gaya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya

Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?

Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!
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Santa Helmet Pehen K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
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Murgi Ya Aanda

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa fund answer ov d most difficult question
Question was
Wht comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gay, vo aye ga!
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Santa Raat Ko Cycle Se Kabristan Me Chal

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the
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Tum Bade Ho Kr

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi

Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY
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Suicide Karne Waali Baat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
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Heater...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.
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Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha..

Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.??

Santa: Yaar Dukaan Waly Ny
Kaha Hai K Ye Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. ;-)

Hahahaa
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I'm Taking Revenge

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?

Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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Santa:doctor Ne Kha Tha K T.V Cabel Se B

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
Banta nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
Santa: Ab humne dish TV laga liya
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