Antim Ichha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?


Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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All Cards Accepted

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Waiter gives bill to Santa:

Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
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BALANCE Check Ker Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Boorhay Admi Ny ATM K Pass Kharay Santa Se Kaha:
"Beta Mera BALANCE Check Ker Do."

Santa Ny Us Ko Dhakka Mara,
Boorha Admi Gir Gaya.

Santa Bola:
"Baba Ji, Aap Ka BALANCE Kharab Hai.." ;-) :-D

Hhahahaha
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Boss: Murkh Ho Tum Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dek

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boss: Murkh Ho Tum
Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha hai?
Santa: Nahi Sir
Boss: Niche kya dekhta ha meri Or dekh
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Virgin Wife

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
"Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

Puzzled Bantu: "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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R U A Foreigner

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife:
Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Santa: In London a lady asked me, "r u a foreigner"..;-)

Hahaha
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Santa Toilet Me Gana

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Toilet Me Gana Ga Raha Tha:
"Kudiyan Nu Thag Le,
Kudiyan Nu Thag Le.."

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Bivi Chiila Ker Boli:
"Kamine Pehle Tu Theek se Hagg Le.. ;-) ;-p

Hahhaha
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Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Banta: Q?
Santa: Q Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Ki Main

Jaag Raha Hu.
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Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai? :-)
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Santa Fell Down

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
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Hum To Kirayedar Hain

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Tharki Santa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tharki Santa:
I Want To Kiss Uuu..

Larki Ghusse Se:
Tameez Se Baat Kero.

Tharki Santa:
OK, Uper Wale Ki Azeem
Kirpa Se, Qudrat Khubsurti
Se BHari Hui Sundar Naari..
Ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Pappu
Tumhary Laal Lall Honton Pe
Chumma Lena Chahta Hai.. :-)
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Chal Ab Jaldi Se Chumma De De
QK Is Se Ziyada Tameez Se
Me Baat Nahi Ker Sakta.. :-D

Hhahaha
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BV Bhag Gai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai?
Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"
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Fixing A Bomb In A Car

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa and Banta were Fixing a Bomb in a Car.

Santa: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Banta: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Safe Sex

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: In all AIDS advertisement, they talk of SAFE SEX.
What is SAFE SEX?

Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town.
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