GOLU Ko Uska Sasur Peet Raha Tha. WHY

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GOLU ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

GOLU forwarded it 2 all.
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Santa- Tum Meri Shadi Me Aoge Na? Banta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na?
banta- main un logo me se
nahi jo musibat ke samay dost ko
akela chhod de
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Bhejne Wala Mahan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala gadha.


Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahan.
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Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai. M

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Add. Kyo Nahi Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.
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I'm Taking Revenge

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?

Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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Main Aur Meri Girlfriend

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...

Banta: mast, Kab...?



Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko


aur uski 13th Feb ko..!
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Sab Se Pehly

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Ny Doctor Ko Phone Kiya:
Doctor Saab, Mere Bachy Ko
Current Lag Gaya Hai, Kiya Kerun??

Doctor: Sab Se Pehly Aap To Aap
Shuker Karen K Aap K Ghar Light Hai,
Us K Baad Mera Mobile Charge Ker Den.. :-)

Hahhaha
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Santa Kadi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Kadi-Chawal Kha Raha Tha.
Khate-Khate Ek MAKHI Bathne Lagi..
SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye wo NAhi Hai Jo Tu Samaj Rahi hai.
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Cook Something Else

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!


Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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Jungle Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SANTA: Tu Kahan Paida kese hua?

BANTA: Hospital me aur Tu.

Santa: Jungle me!

Banta: Kese?

Santa: Meri Pregnent Maa Ko
2 Daaku Jungle le gaye Aur
kaha "JO KUCH HAI NIKAL"..;-p
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Sunday & I Wanna Njoy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.
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Santa Sing Ka 20 Saal

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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GOU Ankhay Band Kar K Shishee K Samne Be

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
GOU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
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Kiya Maal Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa & Banta sath me kahi ja rahe the
1 Larki pass se nikli..

Banta: Wah Yaar kya Maal hai..

Santa: Are Yaar, Maal se yaad aya,
Bhabhi kaisi hai?...;-p
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Santa: Yaar Mai Bhaut Pareshan Hu Banta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai
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