Santa BV K Saath Film Dekh Raha Tha Fil

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa BV k saath film dekh raha tha
Film me jaj ne kaha-
'Adalt 2 din bad faisla sunaygi'
Santa ne tv band kar dya Or BV se kaha 2din bad dekhege..
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Papa Ban Gaye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.


Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Santa : People Consider Me As A "GOD" B

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Diff Between Belief & Relief

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.
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Santa Banta Hosptl Me Ek Doctor Se Lar R

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize nikal kar china ka dal diya.
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Sand Wich Kyoon?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A girl selling sandwiches on the beach, asks a Santa : 'Santaji SANDWICH LO GE?'

Santa replied: 'Sand wich kyoon? Asi te room wich lewaange!'
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Sab Se Pehly

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Ny Doctor Ko Phone Kiya:
Doctor Saab, Mere Bachy Ko
Current Lag Gaya Hai, Kiya Kerun??

Doctor: Sab Se Pehly Aap To Aap
Shuker Karen K Aap K Ghar Light Hai,
Us K Baad Mera Mobile Charge Ker Den.. :-)

Hahhaha
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya.
Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!
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Santa Ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe Ar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....
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I Tried Your Number

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"


Banta: Nahi Pape, It's my HELLO TUNE!
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Santa Ki Chhatri Me Hole Tha, Banta Ne

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?
Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
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Santa Court Me Judge Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Court Me Judge Se:
"Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
Huye Dakh Liya.."

Judge: To Tum Kya Chahte Ho..?

Santa: Badla...;-p

Hahahaha
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Scooty Le Aya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo
chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.
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Waiting At Bus Stop

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.


When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.
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Santa Chupke Se Narak Se Swarg Me Ghusa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Chupke Se Narak se Swarg me Ghusa
dewtao Ne Pakad K Khub Mara
Mar Khane k Bad Utha aur Bola,
Tumhari Inhi Harkato k karan Koi swarg nhi aata
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