Sardar: Math Vich Fa...

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Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?



Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8



miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.
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Latest Versions Of Java

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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
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TEacher : Hamesha...

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TEacher :



Hamesha Yad Rakho



Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki



Khidmat Karne Aaye



Hain



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Sardar :



Wah g wah!



Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?
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1st Ever Intelligent...

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1st ever intelligent sardar.



Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?



sardar: u can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Sardar: Yar Kal Abba...

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Sardar: Yar kal abba ne bohut

mara..



2nd Sardar: Kyun?



1st Sardar: Pata nae me ny to

bs itna pocha tha...

KAMINEY film dekhny chalen?
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Sar Dard

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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai, kahen pait mai na chali jaye...:-p
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Under Wear

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A Sardar Was Working for the first Time in Garment Shop.


A customer Girl asked : Under Wear Dikhana Plz.

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Sardar Thora Sharma Ker Bola ;

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Ji Aaj Pehnaa Nahi Hai.....:-p
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Aaj Phir

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Sardar: Log To Mujhy "Bhagwan" Manty Hen.

Dost: Tumhen Kese Pata??

Sardar: Jab Me Aaj Park Gaya To
Sab Mujhy Dekh Ker Kehny Lagy,
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Hay Bhagwan! Ye Phir Aa Gaya.. :-D

Hahahha
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Dil Vadda Kar Yaar

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Ek Sardar ny Restaurant Khola..

Admi: Sardar ji, Soup vich Makhi hai.

Sardar Replied:
O Dil vadda kar Yaar,
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Ooney kinna Pee lena aye?..;-p

Hahaha
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Sub Se Porana Janwar Koun Sa Hai?

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Sardar to His Friend: Yaar ye bata ke dunya me sub se Purana Janwar kon sa hai?

Friend: Zebra

Sardar: Woh kese?

Friend: Oyee yaar kyun ke woh abhi tuk Black & White hai.
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B.COM

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Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
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Teacher

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English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
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3 Sardars Were Going...

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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop….
sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga….
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Who Is Ur Favorite

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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His

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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i'm Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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This Is My Kidney
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