Bholi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar ki bivi Maikay ja rahi thi..

Sardar Packing kerty huwe sochta hai:

"Kitni Bholi Hai,

Me Sath nahi ja raha,

Phir bhi,

,
,

"Condom" Sath le ker ja rahi hai"....;-)
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Why Does Sardar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.
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Son To Sardar ?papa...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Son to sardar

?papa?

5+5 kitne hotay hain?

Sardar

?ullu de pathay,

nalaiq,

Idiot,

Besharam,

Gadhay?

Tujhe kuch nahi ata..

Jaa andar se calculator la.!!
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Bacha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar k 12 Bachon me

ek Bacha alag dikhta tha.

Jab uski Bivi marny wali thi to

Sardar ny poocha ; Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai??


Sardarni : Sartaaj! Sirf yehi aap ka hai...;-O
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Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us
Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai
Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:
Main Ne Bank Luta
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
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1 Sardar Ji Ik Sheik...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye



wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha



Tang aa ker Sardar bola:



Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo
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Sardar: Kal Menoo Po...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia



Dost: Fer tu kuch nhi kita



Sardar: Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao



Dost: Fer



Sardr: Fer sarian ne wari wari kuttia..!
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Duniya Da Mushkil Tareen Kam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Sardar doosre sardar se: Das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay?

2nd sardar: Helmet paa k chummi lena.
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A Sardar Was Helping...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A sardar was helping his son in filling admission form.



SON: Baapu ye ?mother tongue? walay box wich kee likhna ay?



SARDAR: Likh de puttar

?Very Long.
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Sardar Walking At Night

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha..
Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal kar chakha or bola oh ye to gobar ha.. shukar hai mera pair nahi para..
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Man:Sardaar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
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Coins I Have In My Pocket?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar 2 Friend:
Guess How Many
Coins I Have In My Pocket?

Friend:
If I Guess Right, U Give Me 1?

Sardar:
O ji, I Will Give Both Of Them.:-)=P
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Nothing Ka Kya Matlab Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)
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Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi C

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar: Jadon Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi
Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi C K
Dil Karda c Kha He Jawan.


Friend: Aur Ab?

Sardar: Kha He Jaanda Te Changa C.
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Pak Sar Zameen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar Radio le ker Potty karne gaya.

Dost: Aaj to mazay se ki ho gi?

Sardar: Khaak mazay se ki, Radio per Anthem shuru ho gaya,
to kharay kharay karni pari!
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