Sardar Apni Girl Friend Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar apni girl friend se OIL me naha kar

milne gaya.

Girl friend:Aap OIL mein naha kar Q aaye?

Sarda:Mene suna hy k har cheez meezan me

achi lagti hy.
Only For Pakistan


Sardar Larki Ko Cher...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar larki ko cherte howe hor soniya ki haal hai?
Larki ghuse mein boli: Jo teri behan ka hai

Sardar hans kar bola: Oh tenu v motion lagya hai
Only For Pakistan


Answering Machine

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardarji ne Answering Machine Ghar per Lagwai.

Do Din k Baad Hi Disconnect Kerwa di.

it because he was getting complaints like,
.
"Saala phone Utha k bolta hai Ghar pe nahi hai"..;-p

Hahaha
Only For Pakistan


Suraj Ya Chand

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar Aasman per dekh raha tha..

Us ny Dusry Sardar se Poocha:

Yaar Ye Suraj hai ya Chand??

?

?

2nd Sardar : Pata nahi Me is Shehar me naya aya hun..:-)
Only For Pakistan


Sardar: Ye Tu Kesi ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar:

Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1

b tili Nhi

Jalti.

S�n:

Kiya bat

Krte ho abba,

1,1 tili chek

Kar k laya hu,

Sub jal Rahe

Thay.
Only For Pakistan


Konsi Ungli Hay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Sardar! Dastaney ki...
Only For Pakistan


Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey): Sardar Ji Saade Kaar Ek Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey...




Sardar: Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan. :-)
Only For Pakistan


Ik Sarda

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Only For Pakistan


Sardar To Sardarni A...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar to
sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich hissa lean challaae.
Only For Pakistan


Sardarni: 20 Saal ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardarni:

20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni

Hoi.

2nd Sardarni:

Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?

1st:

Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay

Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta

'Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya'
Only For Pakistan


Aur Color

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Only For Pakistan


Aap 1 Ghantey Main

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Air hostess: Aap 1 Ghantey main 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK?

Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?



SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!
Only For Pakistan


Sardar: Ye Tu Kesi M...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar:
Ye tu kesi Maachis laya he, 1
b tili Nhi
Jalti.
S?n:
Kiya bat
Krte ho abba,
1,1 tili chek
Kar k laya hu,
Sub jal Rahe
Thay.
Only For Pakistan


Santa Helmet Pehen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
Only For Pakistan


Nationality

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sardar: American Se, Tum Japanez Ho Na?
Ans: Nahi Main American Hun.
Sardar: Nahi, Tum Japanez Ho.
Ans: Nahi Main American Hum.
Sardar: Nahi Tum Japanez Ho.
Ans: Han Han Main Japanez Hi Hun.
Sardar: Laikan Lagte To Tum American Ho.
Only For Pakistan