Sharabi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Us ny honton se choo ker Darya k paani ko

Gulaabi ker diya...


Hamari baat or thi SAQI, us ny

Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi ker diya..!!
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When Things Go Wrong

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes,
Always say these words...

Eh Ganpat, Chal Daru La...
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Hum Mar Gaye Peete Peete

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Na Samjho Ki Hum Mar Gaye Peete Peete
Ki Thoda Sa Hum Jee Gaye Peeta Peete

Nahi Dekha Sathiya Ne Zyada Sharabi
Ki Maikhane Bhi Gaye Peete Peete

Kisi Ne Jo Pucha Kyu Pee Rahe Ho
To Has Kar Keh Diya Bas Pee Gaye Peete Peete

Nasha Ho To Kya Kauf Marne Ka
Ki Hum Kabr Mein Bhi Gaye Peete Peete.
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Drinkers Gang

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Drinkers Gang: Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge jab tak
Wo Samny Waly 3 Darakht 6 nahi Dikhte..

Bar Owner: Bas Kero Kamino,
Samny 1 hi Darakht hai,
Ab Kiya jungle Banao gy?...;-p
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Daru Peene Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Naseehat:
.
"Daru Peene se Zindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti."

Khayal:
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"Aise to juice pine se bhi Problem
solve nahi hoti."

Isliye karo Wohi jo lage Sahi.. ;-p
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Ye Teri Nazar Ka Qasoor Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ye jo halka halka Suroor hai..

Ye Teri Nazar ka Qasoor hai

k Sharab Peena sikha diya..

Tere Piyar ne Teri Chah ne..

Teri Behki Behki Nigaah ne..

Mujhe Ek Sharabi Bana Diya..!
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Mujay Thaam Zindgi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aisi Lage udas sar-e-sham zindgi.
Jaisay kisi ki aankh ka ilzam zindgi.

Apnay jahan main dekha tere baad kuch nahi.
Ham ne laga di tere naam zindgi.

Jis k bina ye sans mujay doobti lage.
ja k use be dhond kisi sham zindagi.

Ye pyar dard na ban sake jis k nashay may.
Muj ko pila de aj wohi jaam zindgi.

Ab doston k haath mere haath may nahi.
Girnay laga hon aj, Mujay thaam zindgi.
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Admi Shrab K Nashy Me Ghar Ja K So Gya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya
rat ko mar gya upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga
Usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya
Murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bohat khush hua
Jesy hi doosra anda deny lga




us k sir p joota lga or uski bv ki awaz i



Uth Kaminay.


Bistar per Potty Kar Raha Hai. :-)
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Mehfil

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Me Sharab ka Aadi tha, Us ny apni Qasam de k Chura di,,


Betha tha Yaron ki Mehfil me,


Yaron ny Us ki Qasam de ker Pila di..!
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Husband Makes A Glass Of Whisky

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!
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Dunya Ki Bad-Surat Makhloq

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shohar: Tum Dunya Ki Bad-Surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho.

Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-Tareen
Sharabi Ho.

Shohar: Magar Main To Kal Se Sharab Chhor Raha Hoon...:-)
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Maikhane Mei Baithe Hain

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maikhane Mei Baithe Hai Peene Ek
Jaam Tere Naam Ka Teri Aaghosh Mein

Jo peene lage, To phir hisaab He na
Raha shaam ka, Kehte hai Humme Sharabi log

Hum kehte hai, Sharab bina Maikhana
Aur Sajni bina Sajan, Na kisi Kaam Ka.
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Daru Peene Se Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)
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Aye Sharabi Tu Peeta Jaa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aye Sharabi Tu Peeta Jaa
Tere Paimaane Main Aaj Dariya Hai

Asar Tere Nashe Ka Dekhenge Hum
Tere Peene Ka Aaj Nazariya Hai

Tujh Pe Yeh Ilzaam Hai Hoosh Walon Se
Ki Tu Be-Khabar Madhosh Dewaana Hai

Aa Sharabi Pee Ke Sach Bole Ja
Tere Haathon Main Aaj Maikhana Hai.
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Cham Cham Karti Chandni. Tim Tim Krte T

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Cham Cham Karti Chandni.
Tim Tim Krte Tare

Cham Cham Krti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare . . .

K0i Bhi SmS Nhi Krta "besharam" Ho Gye Sare
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