Muhabbat K Jam Main Zeher

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
Jaam Mein Zehar hai.

BEWAFA
Lekin.!

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos Itna Tha k
Hum Thukra Na Sakay!
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Zakham Dikhane Nikle

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Phir ansuon k kuch fasane nikle,
Maikhane se sharab k paimaney nikle....
Aap hamare dil ka haal samajh hi na paye,
Aur hum aap hi ko apna zakham dikhane nikle.
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Ek Nazar Jam Se Pehly

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
(Ghazal)

Saqi Ek Nazar Jam Se Pehly Pehly,

Hum Ko Jana Hai Kahin Sham Sy Pehly Pehly,

Khush Hoa Dil K Mohbat To Nibha Di Tm Ne,

Log ujar Jate Hein Anjam Sy Pehly Pehly,

Ab Tmhry Zikr Per Hum Baat Badal Dety Hein,

Kitni Raghbat Thi Tmhry Naam Sy Pehly Pehly,

Samne Umr Pari Hai SHAB-E-TANHAI Ki,

Woh Hme Chor Gaye Sham Sy Pehly Phly,

Kitna Acha Tha k Hum Bhi Jia Karty They ,

Ghair Maroof Sy, Gumnam Sy Pehly Pehly.
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Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hum Na Samjhay Teri Nazron Ka Taqaza Kya hai...

Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kya Hai...

Teri Makhmoor Si Nighahon Main Ronaq Hai SAAQI...

Warna Is
Mae Khanay Mein Rakha Kya Hai...

Main Pyasa Hoon Mujhay Apnay Honton Pay Lub Rakhnay Do...

Aik Do Ghoont Say Botal Ka Bigarta Kya Hai...

Yeh khubsorat Sa Badan Lay k Mery Paas Na Aaya Kro...

Main SHARAABI Hoon Sharaabi Ka Bhrosa Kya Hai..?
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Daru Peene Se Problem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)
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Taj Mahal

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aye Mere Dost..
Agar Hai Bazu me Dam,,
,
To Taj Mahal Ko
Hila kar Dikhao... :-p
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Aur Agar Nahi hai to
Mere Paas Aao Aur,

2 Bottle Piyo Aur
Khud Tajmahal ko
Hilta hua Dekho.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Dunya Ki Bad-Surat Makhloq

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shohar: Tum Dunya Ki Bad-Surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho.

Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-Tareen
Sharabi Ho.

Shohar: Magar Main To Kal Se Sharab Chhor Raha Hoon...:-)
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Daru Peene Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Naseehat:
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"Daru Peene se Zindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti."

Khayal:
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"Aise to juice pine se bhi Problem
solve nahi hoti."

Isliye karo Wohi jo lage Sahi.. ;-p
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Sharabi Eyes Donate Karne Gaya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sharabi Eyes Donate karne gaya.

Counter Clerk ne poocha: Kuch kehna hai?

Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena
ye 2 Peg ke baad hi Khulti hen..;-p
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BEER Pehli Baar

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jab Mene BEER Pehli Baar Pi thi,
Me Khud Apni Nazron me Gir Gaya.
Aur Mene BEER Chorne ka
Faisla kar liya..
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Per Jab Mene Un Tamaam BEER
Factory k Mazdoor, Aur Unke
Biwi-Bachon ke Baare me Socha
to Meri Aankh Bhar Aayi..
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Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya k
Ab se I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne Liye to Sab Jeete hen,
Lekin, Hum to Garibon k
Liye Peete hen.. :-D
CHEERS ?
Hhahaha
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Bakray Ki Dawat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Sharabi ny Doston ki Dawat ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apny Hi Ghar se
Raat ko Bakra Chori Kiya
Aur Khoob Dawat ki.

Subha Jab Ghar Pohncha to
Bakra Ghar pe hi Khara Tha.

Sharabi ny Bivi se Pucha:
Bakra Kahan se Aya??

Bivi Ghusse Se:
"Bakray ko Goli Maro,
Raat se Kutta Gayab hai"...:-0:p
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Sharab Churwa Sakte Ho

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sharabi Doctor se: Aap meri Sharab churwa sakte ho?

Doctor: Han Han kyon nahi!

Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottles pakri hain please Churwa do. :-)
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Majburi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sharabi Road pe pada tha.

Police: Itni Q pi rakhi Hai?
Sharabi: Majburi thi Sahab.

Police: Kya majburi thi?
Sharab: Sahab,
Bottle ka
Dhakkan Gum ho gaya tha.
Sari Pini Pari..;-p
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Haath Mein Jaam Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Raat Gumsum hai Magar Chand Khamosh Nahi,

Kaise Keh dun Aaj Phir Hosh Nahi.

Aisa Dooba Teri Aankho ki Gehrai Main,

Haath Mein Jaam Hai Magar Peene ka Hosh Nahi.
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Jaam Sagar Se Peena

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mehfil-e-Husan Sajao to Koi Baat Baney,

Dolat-e-Ishq Lutao to Koi Baat Baney,

Jaam Saqi se Gawara nahi Peena Mujhko,

Apni Aankhon se Pilao to Koi Baat Baney!
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