LIPS Are CLOSED

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A FOOL man tells a woman to STOP talking.

But a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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Piece Of PHILOSOPHY

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Piece of PHILOSOPHY:

Small Things Hurt a Lot




Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin. :-)
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Talented Man

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.

People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.

Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

Dave Barry
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Sunehri Baatein

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sunehri Baatein

Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten
Hamesha Yaad Rakhna





1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn

2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey.=D
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With The Diaper

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I heard that you changed your mind.

So, what did you do with the diaper?
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Wonderful Relationship

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
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Meaningful Thought

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Meaningful Thought..

"Piyar Wo Nahi Jo Hum Ek Se
Kitny Saal Tak Kerty Hen,,
,
Piyar To Wo Hai K Hum
Ek Saal Me Kitno Se Kerty Hen.." ;-)

Hahahha
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A Flying Brick

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
About as subtle as a flying brick.
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Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei
Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain:

1-Salam Karna
2-Kisi Ko Jagah Daina
3-Asal Nam Sey Pukarna
4-Bilawja Behes Na Karna
5-Fazool Na Bolna
6-Apni Baat Pey Arrey Mat Rehna
7-Dosrey Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Sey Sunna
8-Apni Ghalti Taslim Karna
9-Bina Boley Kam Az Kam Rs.50 Ka Balance Dalwana.
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.
.
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10-NO.9 WALI BAAT PAR FORAN AMAL KARNA! =P ;->
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Your Importance

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr. BEAN
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3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai. .

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai.
.
1.Maa Baap
2.Husn
3.Jawaani
.
3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao.
.
1.Kadam
2.Kasam
3.Kalam
.
3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo.
.
1.Mohabbat
2.Baat
3.Faisla
.
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti.
.
1.Mout
2.Waqt
3.Umar
.
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho.
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1.Karz
2.Farz
3.Marz
.
3 Cheeze humesha dard deti hai.
.
1.Dhoka
2.bebshi
3.bewefai
.
3 Cheeze humesa aapko khush rahkegi.
.
1.God
2.Friend
And
3.ME..
realy its true.
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The Wise Never Marry

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Decent V/s Smart Girls

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Decent Girls open a few buttons in a hot Atmosphere...


But Smart Girls open a few buttons to make the Atmosphere Hot!
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Money Reducing Agent

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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Makes You So Dumb

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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