He's As Bent As A Butchers Hook

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
He's as bent as a butchers hook.
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Special Effort Today

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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Someone Watching You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Money Reducing Agent

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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A Flying Brick

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
About as subtle as a flying brick.
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Tip Of The Day

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
* Tip of the Day *

Zindagi ek Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,

Enjoy karo,

Warna jal to rahi hai,

Khatam to wese bhi ho he jayegi.
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She's Got More Wrinkles

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum.
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Meaning Of Fear

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "Fear".

But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
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Danton Ki Hifazat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Danton Ki Hifazat K 3 Rehnuma Usool..!

1- Her Wuzu Se Pehle Miswak Karen.

2- Meethi Cheez Kha Ker Kulli Karen.

3- Bivi Se Munh Sambhal Ker Baat Karen..

Shukriya.. ;-p :-D
Hahaha
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Maturity Is Knowing When

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
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Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

Of Weight 45 Kg

But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up

A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg

Strange But True...:-P
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Attitude Personified

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... :-)


~Attitude Personified~
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After A Long Wait

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together.

And the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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Some People Dream Of Success

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Some people dream of success, while other wake up and work hard at it.
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Some Say The Glass Is Half Empty

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "do you gonna drink that?"
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