The Longest Sentence

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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The Wise Never Marry

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Dusri Wali

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kon Kehta Hai K
"Pehla Piyar" Bhulaya Nahi Ja Sakta..

Bas
"Dusri Wali"
Shaandar Honi Chahiye.. :-D

Hahahha
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Idioms Reloaded

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
IDIOMS RELOADED:

1. Money is not Everything: There are credit Cards too.

2. Love Animals: They are Tasty.

3. Save Water: Drink Juices.

4. Study is Healthy: Leave it for the Sicks.

5. Books are Holy: Don't Touch Them.

6. No Noise in Class: You Disturb those Asleep.

7. Must Get Married: Happiness is not the Only Aim of Life.
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Closer To Blade

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
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A Punch

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..?
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A Punch Is Necessary..?;-p

Hahahaha
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Aaj Ka Insan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Insan Insan Ko Das Raha Hai..

Aur Saanp Betha Hans Raha Hai..!
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Conservation Of Knowledge

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:

"No matter how long the lecture may be,

the Knowledge before and after the lecture

remains the same." :-)
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You Can Not Discover

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You can not discover the new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
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If Barbie Is So Popular

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
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Bachy

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Piyar Ker Lo To "Dil" Rota hai..

Aur

Shadi Ker Lo To Bachy.. :-D
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Nobody At Home

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.
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Defination Of Ability

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ability is what will get you to the top, If your boss has no daughter.
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She's More Nervous

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
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3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai. .

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai.
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1.Maa Baap
2.Husn
3.Jawaani
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3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao.
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1.Kadam
2.Kasam
3.Kalam
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3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo.
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1.Mohabbat
2.Baat
3.Faisla
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3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti.
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1.Mout
2.Waqt
3.Umar
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3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho.
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1.Karz
2.Farz
3.Marz
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3 Cheeze humesha dard deti hai.
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1.Dhoka
2.bebshi
3.bewefai
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3 Cheeze humesa aapko khush rahkegi.
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1.God
2.Friend
And
3.ME..
realy its true.
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