Diffuse A Bomb

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When a Girl asks you to
Guess Her Age,
Its like Deciding,,
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Whether to Cut the Blue,
Red, or Green Wire to Diffuse a Bomb.. ;-)
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.-""-. ( ';' ) (,,)(,,) Gal SunO Su

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
.-""-.
( ';' )
(,,)(,,) Gal SunO
Sun v lo
Kan Edhar Kr0 .-""-.
(")( '; ' ) '(,,)(,,)
Main Kya G Muskrandy rya kro,sohny lgdy O
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“YOU ARE SPECIAL”

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
When tears come out of your eyes,
Reason "You r Sad"

When you smile,
Reason "You are Happy"

But When you receive a msg without any reason,
It means??
"YOU ARE SPECIAL"
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Umeed

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Gadha: Yaar Malik Bohut Marta hai.

Dog: Ye Ghar hi Chhor de.

Gadha: Nahi Yaar Wo Hamesha
Apni Beti se bolta hai,
Teri Shadi GADHE se kra dunga.
Bas Isi Umeed pe Me Betha hun.. ;-)

Hahahhaa
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I HAvE NEvEr SEEn

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
? I hAvE
nEvEr
sEEn

A sMiliNg
fAcE

tHaT
wAs nOt
bEaUtiFul ? ?

k33P sMiLiNg
:-> :-> :-> :-> :->
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Smile In Pleasure

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in Pain,
Smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts You,
Smile because someone cares 4 You.
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Keep Smiling

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Shakespear Said:

"Don't Worry,
Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face..

So Why Don't U Smile And
Get A Dimple On UR Face..

Wish U Lots Of Dimples.
Keep Smiling.. :-)
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Colgate Sensitive

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If Colgate kills 99.9% of Germs,

What does "Colgate Sensitive" do?
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Answer:
"It kills 99.9% of
Germs
Without Hurting their Feelings...;-p

Hahahha
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BREAKING NEWS:

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
My Words Are Antibiotic,
My Smile Is analgesic,
My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,
My Presence Is Antiseptic,
My Feeling Is antipyretic.

Thats Why I Am Pharmacist.
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Murghi To Theek Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dost: Yaar Tumhari Wo Murghi Kesi Hai Jo Cycle K Neechy Aaker
Merty Merty Bachi Thi..??
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Pappu: Murghi To Theek Hai Magar
Ab Wo Anday Tooty Huwe Deti Hai.. ;-) :-D

Hahahha
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Ek Smile Ho Jaye?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar Aapko Bura Na Lage,

Mood Bhi Theek Ho,

Time Bhi Paas Ho,

Thora Ehsaas Ho To,

Sab Kaam Chor K,

Agar Dil Manay To,

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To

Ek Smile Ho Jaye? :-)
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Tired Of Many Greetings

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on ...

Now here's my simple fresh line

Can U smile 4 me Once.:-)
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Joray Kahan Banty Hen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Pinky:
Tumhen Pata Hai k Joray Kahan Banty Hen??

Pappu:
Mere To Ashfaq Darzi Banata Hai,
Tum Batao..??

Pinky Blocked..
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2 Lines

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
December K Tanha Aur Udaas Mosam Me,,

Ye 2 Lines Hum Aap Ki Khidmat Me Pesh Kerty hen..

Umeed Hai Aap Ko Pasand Aaengi,,




"__________
__________"

Pasand Kerny Ka Shukriya.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Bilkul Free

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Free
Freee
Freeee
Bilkul Freeee..!!

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Pakistan Me Saans Lena Bilkul Free
jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna

Is Per Bhi
TAX Lag jaye ga..;-p
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