1Aadmi Ka Gadha Apni...

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1Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nhi raha tha

Admi ne bohat try ki Magr wo nhi hila

pathan ne dekha to bola:Me Try Karun?

Usne try ki magr gadha na hila

Pathan ko Ghussa aya

Usne Gun nikali aur Gadhe ko mar dia.

Phir usne Admi se Pucha:Kitne ka Tha?

Admi ne darte hoe kaha:10,000 ka

Pathan ne foran de Diye

Admi ne pucha:isko mara q?

Pathan bola:

Zaat da Khota te Zid Pathan Wargi
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Mulla Nasrudin, A Di...

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Mulla Nasrudin, a distraught father, visiting his son in a prison waiting room, turned on him and said:

”I am fed up with you. Look at your record: attempted robbery, attempted robbery, attempted

burglary, attempted murder. WHAT A FAILURE YOU HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE; YOU CAN’T

SUCCEED IN ANYTHING YOU TRY.”
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A Chini Was In Hospi...

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA“ & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Jis Din Aap Hme Bhul...

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Jis din aap hme bhul jayenge

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aapake Sare daant tod diye jayenge....
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Somebody Asked Mulla...

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Somebody asked Mulla Nasrudin why he lived on the top floor, in his small, dusty old rooms, and

suggested that he move.

”NO,” said Nasrudin, ”NO, I SHALL ALWAYS LIVE ON THE TOP FLOOR. IT IS THE ONLY PLACE

WHERE GOD ALONE IS ABOVE ME.” Then after a pause, ”HE’S BUSY – BUT HE’S QUIET.”
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Ek Dost Dosre Dost S...

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ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya

africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,

tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,

dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai
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'aik Admi Ghabraya H...

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'aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke pas aya,kehne laga.doctor sahab gazab ho gya humare Bachey ne petrol pee liyaab halat ye hay ke pure ghar main dhorta phirta hay. doctor sahab ne nihayat itmanan se jawab diya.ghabrao nahi makan ke darwaze band kar dojab petrol khatam ho jaye ga nanne mian khud hi ruk jayein gain.'
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After Accident: Ame...

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After Accident:

American: Its Fine Man

British: I am So Sorry

Australia: No Worries Dude

Germany: Are You O?ay?



India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai

akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya

bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun
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Mulla Nasrudin Was T...

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Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his little girl about being brave.

”But ain’t you afraid of cows and horses?” she asked.

”Of course not.” said the Mulla

”And ain’t you afraid of bees and thunder and lightening?” asked the child.

”Certainly not.” said the Mulla again.

”GEE, DADDY,” she said ”GUESS YOU AIN’T AFRAID OF NOTHING IN THE WORLD BUT MAMA.”
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Gf- Kal Mera Brdy H ...

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Gf- kal mera brdy h kya tum mjhe ek ring gift kroge?

Bf- ya sure but tum uthana mt phn m balance thoda kam h...
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Boy N Girl In A HOTE...

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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
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An Elderly English M...

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An elderly English Man admitted to the intensive care department of ahospital requested that he has taken lessons in French. The doctor waspuzzled and asked him why?

“Well, French is the language of heaven,“ he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.“

“But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might goto hell. What good will French do you then?“ asked the doctor.

“That will no problem. I am fluent in English Man.“
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Wo Bachpanay Ki Neen...

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Wo Bachpanay Ki Neend To Ab Khwaab Ho Gai...








Kya Omar Thi K Raat Hoi Aur So Gaye... O_O





(Poet: Perveen Shakir)
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Man : How Old Is You...

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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The Preacher Was Cha...

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The preacher was chatting with Mulla Nasrudin on the street one day.

”I felt so sorry for your wife in the mosque last Friday,” he said, ”when she had that terrible spell of

coughing and everyone turned to look at her.”

”DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT,” said the Mulla. ”SHE HAD ON HER NEW SPRING HAT.”
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