Life Has Many Ways T...

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Life Has Many Ways to make U weak.But Always Remember 3 Things dat will Keep U Strong.



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Breakfast



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Dinner



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Think Hatke & Eat Datke
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Zyxyazyxpyxz-zyxnzxy...

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Zyxyazyxpyxz-zyxnzxyxyexzyx-zxiyzxtyxzyxnyzxizx-xyzmxzyexzhxzxnzxyaxzyztxz-xQzy-yzkxiyz?



Edit me jao or sare (XYZ) delete kro 1 sawal bnega us ka jwab dena.
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Santa: Aaj Main Dr. ...

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Santa: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya? Santa: Dr. bola mere daant mein keeda hai.. Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi batayi, Magar jagah galat batayi.
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At The Scene Of An A...

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:



O God! I have lost my hand , oh!



Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Mulla Nasrudin Was T...

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Mulla Nasrudin was the witness in a railroad accident case.

”You saw this accident while riding the freight train?”

”Where were you when the accident happened?”

”Oh, about forty cars from the crossing.”

”Forty car lengths at 2 a. m.! Your eyesight is remarkable! How far can you see at night, anyway?”

”I CAN’T EXACTLY SAY,” said Nasrudin. ”JUST HOW FAR AWAY IS THE MOON?”
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Papa Aur Beta Ek Hot...

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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gaye.....

Papa: Waiter.. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao.....

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na!
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Santa- Kal Dadaji Ku...

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Santa- Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye,bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rhe The Banta- Ab kese hai? Santa- Thik hi honge,kalse kuwe mese koi awaz nahi Ayi.
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Man To Dr.: Is There...

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Man To Dr.: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr.: Get Married...
Man: Will it Help?
Dr.: NO! But thought of long life will never come 2 ur Mind
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Bhikari Koi 100Rs De...

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Bhikari Koi 100Rs Dedo Main 3 Din Se Bhuka Hu Santa: 100 Ka Chutta Hai Bhikari: Ha Hai Santa: To Wo to kharch Kr Pehle
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Husband 2 Wife : Did...

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??



Wife remains silent ??



Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??



Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.
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Ek Din Santa Bhut Th...

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Ek din santa bhut thak ke ghar par aaya

aur so gya

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are!bhai Santa Ko sone bhi to do!

joke subah hogi :D:D
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Master: Suppandi, On...

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Master: Suppandi, one of my shoes is torn, I’ll get another one from the market.

Suppandi: But you still have the other shoe master.

Master: Don’t be funny Suppandi, what good is one shoe without the other.Then one day…

Master: Suppandi, here take these two Rs.500 notes and go get 10 tube lights.

Suppandi: Yes master.

Master: Suppandi you are back so soon, where are the tube lights?

Suppandi: When I was going, one of the notes slipped from my hand and fell into the sewer, what good is the other note without the pair? So I threw that also into the sewer.
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Tcher- Netaji, Apka ...

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?

Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
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Sardar Ko 1000ka Not...

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Sardar ko 1000ka note mila,Jispe likha tha,HAPPY NEW YEAR

Usne apni jeb se 1000ka note nikala uspe

SAME2U

likha,or wahi pe rakh k chala gya.
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Faqeer-1 Rupay Ka Sa...

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Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab,



Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang



Faqeer-10 rupay ka sawal hy sahab



Sahab- Abay, Apni auqat dkh kr maang. =P ;)
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