Santa : Yaar! Main A...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Santa : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.

Banta : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa
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Mulla Nasrudin, Hard...

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Mulla Nasrudin, hard of hearing, went to the doctor.

”Do you smoke?”

”Yes.”

”Much?”

”Sure, all the time.”

”Drink?”

”Yes, just about anything at all. Any time, too.”

”What about late hours? And girls, do you chase them?”

”Sure thing; I live it up whenever I get the chance.” ”Well, you will have to cut out all that.”

”JUST TO HEAR BETTER? NO THANKS,” said Nasrudin, as he walked out of the doctor’s office.
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?1 Banda Bhahta Howa...

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?1 banda bhahta howa aata hay

aur Santa se kehta hai

bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main

talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

santa: oye kion jhoot bolta hay,

ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay...
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Guy: If You Are Smil...

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.



Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?
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Aik Admi Apni Biwi K...

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Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,

badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
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Santa: Operation Se ...

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Santa: Operation se mujhe kuch ho gaya to is doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kehte ho? Santa: Dr se badla Lene ka yehi tareeka hai
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Santa : Mere Teacher...

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Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.

Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..

Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.

Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...
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Boy: Hamaray Pyar K ...

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana...

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega. 001
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Banta : Wo Ladki Dea...

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Banta : Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai. Main Kuch Kehta Hoon, Woh Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai.

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Maine Kaha I Luv U, To Woh Boli ‘Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal kharide hain’
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Girl-Kal Mera Birthd...

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Girl-Kal Mera Birthday Hai,

Boy-Advance Happy Birthday

Girl-Kya Gift Dega,

Boy-Kya Chahiye,

Girl-Ring,

Boy-Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balance Nahi Hai!
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Bikhari: 50 Paise De...

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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.

Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
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1 Girl Sadak Pe Akel...

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1 Girl sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi

Pichhe se Boy aaya aur bola:

Ghar tk lift chahiye kya?

Girl: Bhag kameene,

3 din se lift le rhi hu, Aaj tk

ghar nhi pahuchi.
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SHIV Aur PARVATI Kab...

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SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye.

Batao kyu..

Kyu...

Kyu...

kyuki..

GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the....
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Pinto Ko Peshab Kart...

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Pinto ko peshab karte dekhkar

ladki doosre raste se jane lagi,

.

Pinto bola: Dar mat re pagli,

jisase tu dar rahi ho usko maine apne

hath se pakad

rakha hai!
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Mulla Nasrudin Had T...

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Mulla Nasrudin had taken one too many when he walked upto the police sargeant’s desk.

”Officer you’d better lock me up,” he said. ”I just hit my wife on the head with a beer bottle.”

”Did you kill her:” asked the officer.

”Don’t think so,” said Nasrudin. ”THAT’S WHY I WANT YOU TO LOCK ME UP.”
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