1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main Mujra karny jata hoon?
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1 Chooha Sharab K Na...

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1 chooha sharab k nashe mae tha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khan nu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi. Faer loki kain dae baeghert nae janani kutt ditti!
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Acha Dost Zindgi Ko ...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Acha dost zindgi ko jannat banata h





Islye Meri qadar kia karo,



Warna fir kehte firoge







Behti hawa sa tha wo



Yaar hmara tha wo,



Kaha gya use dhundo...
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Mulla Nasrudin Was T...

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Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his friends in the teahouse about the new preacher.

”That man, ’ said the Mulla, ”is the talkingest person in the world. And he can’t be telling the truth all

the time. THERE JUST IS NOT THAT MUCH TRUTH.”
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Chintu Apne Dost Ko ...

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Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- “Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye… Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa.“

“To Fir Problem Kya Hai?“ Dost Ne Puchha.

“Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai.“ Chintu Ne Kaha.

“Vo Kyo?“ Dost Ne Puchha.

“Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha.“
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An Artist Was Huntin...

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An artist was hunting a spot where he could spend a week or two and do some work in peace and

quiet. He had stopped at the village tavern and was talking to one of the customers, Mulla Nasrudin,

about staying at his farm.

”I think I’d like to stay up at your farm,” the artist said, ”provided there is some good scenery. Is there

very much to see up there?”

”I am afraid not ” said Nasrudin. ”OF COURSE, IF YOU LOOK OUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU CAN

SEE THE BARN ACROSS THE ROAD, BUT IF YOU LOOK OUT THE BACK DOOR, YOU CAN’T

SEE ANYTHING BUT MOUNTAINS FOR THE NEXT FORTY MILES.”
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Ek Dum Latest And Jh...

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Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy- Xcuse Me

Grl- Jee Kahiye

.

Boy- Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother's Day
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Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay “
Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay
Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!
Matlabi saala……
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Santa Ne Ek Ladki Ko...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha... Mujhe apne pita g se, Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai. Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.
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Ghanta Ki Wife : Doc...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?

Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa Police Se=raat...

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Santa police se=raat chor mere ghar se tv k alava sub chori karke le gaye.police=tv kyo nai leker gaye..santa=tv ko to mai dekh raha tha na.......
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Police: Ab Sachh Bat...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Police: Ab sachh bataa warna chaddi utaar ke marunga..

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Sardar: Saabji, galti meri hai.Aap apni chaddi



kyun utharoge..???
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”What Do You W...

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”What do you want with your old letters?” the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. ”I have

given you back your ring. Do you think I am going to use your letters to sue you or something?”

”OH, NO,” said Nasrudin, ”IT’S NOT THAT. I PAID A FELLOW TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS TO WRITE

THEM FOR ME AND I MAY WANT TO USE THEM OVER AGAIN.”
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97% Aap Intelligent ...

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97% aap intelligent ho

12% Aap sweet ho

69% aap cute ho

47% aap badmash ho

44% aap pagal ho

Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila krMujeCall kro
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Boy: Mujh Se Shadi K...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: Mujh se Shadi Karo Gi?



Girl: No



Boy: But Why?



Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.



Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.



Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey.
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