EXAM K RAAT STUDENT ...

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EXAM K RAAT STUDENT NE TOSS KIYA--- Head aya to sona h,Tail aya to film dekhna h,

Khada raha to Gane sunuga,agar hawa me raha to maa Kasam raat bhar Padhunga
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Teacher : What Is MA...

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Teacher : What is MATHS?

Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

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GIRL 2 Sir : Sir Aap...

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GIRL 2 sir : Sir aap jo kaho gay ma kero gi, bus ap muje Pas kr do





sir :kuch b?



GIRL:han



sir : tu jao or khoob Study kro



MORAL:Har koi beghairat nahi hota.
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Teacher: If I Buy An...

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Teacher: If I buy an item for Rs.12.75

and sell it for 15.25

Its loss or profit



Student: Profit in Rs and loss in Paisas
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Rules For Exams:.......

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Rules for exams:..........



har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein



kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
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TEACHER : What Do Yo...

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?



PAPPU: A teacher
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Teacher:kal Tum Ne C...

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Teacher:kal tum ne chutti keun ki?

Student:sir!ghar may bohat zarori kaam tha!

Teacher:O I C.......!

Student:ALLAH di qasam O nhi I C.......
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Teacher: Qaid-e-Az...

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Teacher:

Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal mai kya cheez same hai...?

Student:

Dono hi Chutti Walay Din Paida huye
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Miss Ne Nursery Clas...

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Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
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Paper De De Ker Dima...

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Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai



Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?

To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.
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Guzray Huye Exaams K...

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Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!



Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna



Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!



Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna
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TAMSO MA JYOTIRGAMAY...

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TAMSO MA JYOTIRGAMAY...Teacher student se: iss line ka matlab smjhaao...

Student : TUM SO JAAO MA..
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Teacher Ny Student S...

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Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .

Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . .

Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola

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Jutoo sy murumat farmai
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Ek Balocuh Student A...

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Ek Balocuh student apne maths k teacher say: array sir amara potty aya ay..

Teacher: beta poty aya ha to toilet jao na

Baloch: array sir sawal ka jawab potty(40) aya ay, tum b na sir jao aray..
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C-Come, O-On, ...

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C-Come,



O-On,



L-Lets,



L-Love,



E-Each,



G-Girl,



E-Equally……



Thats why boys go to college.
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