Qoum Ka Sarmaya

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kid: Sir Kiya Bachy Qoum Ka Sarmaya Hoty Hen??

Teacher: Yes Offcourse..

Kid: Phir Hukumat Is Sarmaye
Me Izafay Se Q Pareshan Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Teacher And Student

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tracher mantu se : 2*2=?

Mantu : 5

Tercher : kaise?

Mantu : Galti se
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Dad-Whats Ur Result?Son-I've Failed In

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dad-Whats ur result?
Son-I've failed in 5 subjects
Dad- now onwards don't call me "Dad"
Son- Oh come on dad! Its my school test, not a DNA Test.
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Teacher: Hamein Garibon Ke Sath Pyar Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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College Is 4 Knowledge

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
College is 4 Knowledge,
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Knowledge is 4 Life,
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Life is 4 Wife,
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but
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Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
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So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
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Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Khela Taqseemkar Diya Mujhe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
In the exam Hall

Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.


Studen : Because my master told me that, "formulas must be on finger tips".
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Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Film Mohabbaten In ENGINEERING Version..

1 Student tha Deewana sa,
1 Subject pe wo Marta tha,
Books utha kar Chasma lagakar,
Library se guzra krta tha,
Kuch Padhna tha shayad usko,
Jane Kisse darta tha,
jab bhi Milta tha Mujhse,
Yehi Pucha krta tha ,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Aur Me bas ye Keh pata tha,
.
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KESE KAHUN ME O YAARA
YE PASS AISE HI HOTA HAI. :-D

Hahhaha
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Ek Ladka School Dair Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Ladka School Dair se Jata hai..
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Principal: Late Q Aaye.?
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Boy: Bike Kharab ho gai thi.
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Principal: Bus me nahi Aa skte thy??
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Boy: Maine kaha tha Sir,
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Per Aapki Beti k Nakhre Khatam hon Tab na.. ;-p ;-)

Hahahhaha
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Sir In Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sir In Exam :

Why r u so confused? Did you forget ur pen?
Roll number?
Calculator?

Student :

Chup ho ja bhai, Mein Pharry ghalat subject k
le aya hun....:-)
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Inventor

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aeroplane:

Wright Brothrs


Cycle:

Macmillan


Telephone:

Graham Bell


Telescope:

Galileo


Exams:
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Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakar K Marenge....:-)
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Reliable Jo Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mujhe yaad hai meri Papers ki Tayyari, Har taraf afra tafri ka aalam,

Kabhi is topic main masla, Kabhi doosray topic main problem.

Aisa lagta tha kuch bhi reliable nahi hai.

Lekin jab baat aai Papers dene ki to maine sirf PHARRA choose kya.

Kyon k PHARRA Reliable jo hai...
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Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Samandar Jitna Syllabus Hota Hai..

Naddi Jitna Parh Paty Hen..

Baalti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai

Aur
Chullu Bhar Number Aaty Hen,,

Jis Me Hum Doob Doob Jaty Hen.. :-( :-D
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Teachers

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
' Happy Teachers Day "

Apne Teachers Ki Bohat Respect kijye..

QK
Is Duniya Me Murghi k Ilawa
Wo Wahid Personailty Hai
Jo
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Aapko Anda De Sakti Hai..;-p

Hahahaha
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Zero

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher : Zero me 2 daalen to kiya hota hai??


Girl : Miss ye to aap ka hi hosla hai,

Hamari Zero me to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hai....;-p
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Meri Ek Hi Chaddi Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Madam : Tum 2 din School Q Nahi Aaye?
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Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur
Wo
Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi.
Isi liye Parson Nahi Aaya.
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Madam: Aur Kal ?
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Boy: Kal Me School Aane Ke Liye
Nikla,,,
Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya..
Dekha To
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Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi
To Mujhe Laga K
Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayngi.. ;-p

Haahaha
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