Meeday Ki Maa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Us Ne Khudkushi Ker Li

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher : Us ne khudkushi ker li,

Usey khudkushi kerni peri,

Farq kia hai...?



Student : Pehley wala Berozgar tha,

Dusra wala Shadi shuda tha......:-)
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Paper Kesa Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Satna Paper De ker Ghar Aya.

Maa: Beta Paper Kesa Tha?

Santa: Maa, Sufaid Rang Ka Bareek sa Paper Tha...;-p
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School Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: School Ki Defination Batao?

Pitu: School Wo Jaga Hai Jahan
Hamaray Papa ko
Loota Jata hai Aur
Hamen Koota jata hai..;-)
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Movies Of College Life

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Classes = Bardasht

Attendance = Hera Pheri

Class Room = No Entry

Teacher = Janidushman

Exam = Evil Dead

Examiner = Don

Friend during Paper = Hum aapke hain kun

Viva = Encounter

Course = Godzilla

Marking = Andha Qanoon

Exam Time = Qayamat

Cheating = Lage raho Munna Bhai

Question Paper = Ek Paheli

Answer Paper = Kora kaghaz

Result = Sadma

Pass = Chamatkar

Fail = Devadas

Future = Fanna

Vacation = Masti..
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Father

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher : How old is your father?

Sunny : As old as I am

Teacher : How is it possible?

Sunny : He became father only after

I was BORN...:-p
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Oxygen Ko Carbon Dioxide Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: Oxygen Ko Carbon dioxide Me Kese Convert Karengy??

Pathan: Ek Palate Pakoron Ki Aur
4 Mooli K Parathay Kha Ker So Jany Se
Oxygen Carbon dioxide Me Convert Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-p :-)

Hahhaha
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An Engineering Student

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
Mere paas degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai REMIX

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kuch kuch Hota Hai REMIX.

Exam Paas Aye,
Dil Ghabraye,
University ne Jany kiya Paper Banaye,
Ab To Mera PEN
Ruk Ruk K Chalta hai
Kiya Kerun Haaye,
Kuch kuch Hota Hai..:-)
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3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

...2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U. :P
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Air And Student

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Air And Student Have The Same Mentality


How??

Don't You Know How??
.
.
.
.

Both Keeps Turning Book's Pages Without Reading....:-):-p
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Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dya Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye. :-)
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Classic Examples Of Students

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Classic Examples of Students of
Different Standards:
.
1st and 2nd Standard students:
I studied everything for exam..
.
3rd and 4th Std:"
Hey That Question was very
hard, so I left only that Questions.
.
5th n 6th Std: "Hey! I read
only important Questions.
.
7th n 8th Std: "I think
4 chapters r enough 2 pass!
.
9th n 10th Std: "Kal exam
konsa hai Yaar..??
.
.
And in college:
.
.
Kamino, Bata to dete aaj paper hai,
Mere paas to Pen bhi nahi hai.. ?;-)

Hahahahaha
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Rawdy Rathore Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Rawdy Rathore Exam..

"Jo Me Parhta Hun,
Wo Me Likhta Hun,,

Aur

Jo Me Nahi Parhta,,
Wo Me Definitely Likhta Hun.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Masoom Bachay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher:
Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo Apni
Ghalti Per Ada Raha Per Maafi Nahi Mangi
Aur Aaj Tak Zaleel Ho Raha hai..

Bunty: Sir, Nawaz Sharif..

Teacher: Ullu K Pathay
Murgha Ban Ja. Kal Bataya
Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Tha.
Acha Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo
RAB Ki Raza Per Razi Na Hua
Aur Aaj Tak Khud Bhi Zaleel
Ho Raha Hai Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Kerwa Raha Hai.??

Guddu: Sir, Imran Khan.

Teacher: Haram Khor Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Wo IBLEES Tha Jis Ny Rab Ki Raza Per Sajda Na Kya.
Acha Ye Batao K Allah Ka Peda Kerda Wo Kon Ha Jo
Peda Ho Ker Aaj Tak Marny Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha
Aur Rehti Dunya Tak Zinda Rahy Ga..

Pappu: Janab Bhutto.

Teacher Ghusse Se:
Abay Salay Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Kal Bataya Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Hai Iblees. :-D

Hahahha
Bachay Masoom Hoty Hen.. :-) :-D
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