Translate

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Teacher: Is Jumly ko English me Translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen liye hen"


Boys: "Oh! Shit We are Late"...;-)
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Intelligent

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C.A.T. Exam Best Question:

Spell The Word "COW" in 13 Letters.

Toppers could n't answer,

But Last bench boy answered:
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"...;-p
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Good Professional

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To be a "Good professional",
Always start to study late for "Exams".

Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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Kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao

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Teacher : Kisi aisi jaga ka naam batao,

Jahan bohat saray log hon magar aap phir bhi

khud ko akele feel kerty hon?


Student :
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Examination Hall....:-(
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Batao Kanjoos Kon Hota Hai?

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Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
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Abbreviation Of STUDYING

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Have We Ever Realized That the Word
'STUDYING' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

'STUDENT'

&

'DYING' :-)
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What Is Ohm's Law

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Teachr: Tel OHM's Law?
Stdnt: I Dnt Know Ful... I Just Know Last Part Of It...
Teachr: Ok. Tel That Only...
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Stdnt: This Is Called OHM's Law.:-)
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Exams Khatam

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This Is Fact..

"Papers Achay hon ya Buray,

Papers Khatam Hony ki To Alag hi Khushi Hoti Hai"...:-)
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Samajhdar

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Teacher: Ghalti hone pe Maafi
Magne wale ko kya kahte hen.??

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur Ghalti
Na Hone pe bhi Maafi Mangne
Wale ko kiya kehte hen ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND..;-p:-)
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Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

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Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dya Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye. :-)
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Kamzor

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Teacher To Student's Father :

Aap ka Bacha Hisab me Kamzor hai..

"Me ny Kal is se Poocha k Me 3 Anday Hassan ko 4 Anday Akram ko
Aur 5 Anday Tumhen dun to Batao Me ny Total Kitny Anday diye"??

Aap k Bachay ny Jawab deny k bajaye Sharmaty huwe kaha :

"Nahi Sir, Aap anday nahi de Sakty"...;-p
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Teacher

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Exam Me "Teacher" Per Essay Aya To
Pappu Ny Likha..

"Me Apne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect Kerta Hun,,
QK is Duniya Me Murghi k Ilawa
Wo Wahid Personailty Hai Jo Mujhy Anda De Sakta Hai".. ;-) :-D

Hahhaha
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FACTS:

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FACTS:

The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is

The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!

While

The Shortest 5 Mins. is

The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!

Isn’t it???
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Khud Ko Kar Nalaik Itna

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Khud ko kar nalaik itna

k kitaab kholne se pehle

pages khud tujh se puchain.....

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beta teri tabiyat to thek hai :-)
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Paper Se Pehle Ki DUA

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Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Aye Khuda!!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;-)
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