All I Want You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
All I want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams.
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A Lot Of Fellows

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Fact ...
A Lot Of Fellows Now A Dayz Have

B.A
B.B.A
M.B.A
B.E
B.S
Or
Ph.D

Unfortunately
They Don't Have A
J.O.B ... ;->
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Teacher Pappu Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori
Karo,
900 Chuhe
Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
:
Pappu: "900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi
Slow-Slow Chali”
:
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
Mazak Karte Ho ”
:
Pappu: Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil
Rakhne Ke Liye Keh
Diya
Warna 900 Choohe Kha
Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal
Sakta...;-)

Hahahaha
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3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

...2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U. :P
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DEGREE Without BRAIN

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A Thermometer is Not the Only The Thing

That Gets a "DEGREE" Without Having a "BRAIN".


A Silent Msg For All Students. :-)
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Examiner-ye Kaun Si Bird Hai Iski Tang D

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Examiner-ye Kaun si bird hai Iski tang dekh kar bhatyo
Student-mujhe nahi pata
Xmar- Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Stu- Le meri tang dekh kr bata
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Marzi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher: What is your Cast??

Student:
Pehly Hum Singh thy,
Phir Rajput huwe,
Phir Sharma ho Gaye,
Abhi hen Darzi,
Aagay Mummy ki Marzi..:-p
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Before The End

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Before the End of
Our Last week in Islamiya College.

I want to Excuse,
For my All mistakes.

Please Please Forgive me,
I have also Forgave you.

I miss you in my Whole Life.
Have a Nice Time.
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Package

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher KG Class ke Bachy Se:
1 se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao,
Me Aapko KISS kerungi..

BACHA:
1 SE 100 Tak Ginu to
Kiya Package Hai.. :-D

Hahahhaha
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Three Kinds Of Engineers

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
There Are Three Kinds of Engineers in This World.

* Some Make Wonders Happen.

* Some See Wonders Happen.

* Other Wonder What Happened. :-)
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Bas Yehi Log

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Anil Ambani= 12th Pass..!

Sachin Tendulkar= 10th pass..!
Einstein= Failed 12 times in a class..!!

Edission= I never worried for Exam,
Bcoz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!

Harbhajan singh= 8th pass..!!

M.s dhoni= Failed two times in b.com..!!
.
.
.
Bas Yehi Wo log hen jo Mujhe
Padhne se Rokte hen..
Warna Me bhi top karta..! :-D

Hhahahaha
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A Genius Answered

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Maths Teacher:
What is line..??

A Genius Answered:
A Line is a Dot, going for a Walk.

Teacher Again:
So What r Parallel Lines ?

Genius:
A Dot going for Walk wid His Girlfrnd..;-p

Hahahaha
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Balle... Balle.... .. .. Pura Syllabus

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Balle... Balle....
..
.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!
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Agar Raat Me

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher:
Agar Raat me Machhar kate to kya karna chahiye?
.
.
Boy:
Chup chap Khuja kar So jana chahiye QK Aap Rajnikant to ho nhi,,
.
.
Jo Machhar se Sorry bulwa loge..;-p ;-)
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Kal Se Parhayi Start Karun Ga..

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Question: Woh konsi aik baat hai jo hazaron saal pehle bhi Student kehte thay, Aaj bhi kehte hein,

Aur

Qayamat tak kahein gein?

*

*

Answer: Bas kal se Parhayi start karun ga..
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