Sms Ko Sms Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya

sms ko sms ne sms ko us ne sms ko bataha

to sms ki sms jis sms ko dikhaya

ab bata apne sms ko sms ne sms me kya dikha.
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She Offered Him

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
She offered him Honor.

He honored her offer.

Then the whole night,

in honor of her offer.

He was “on her” and “off her”.
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If You Understand

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If you understand, say “understand”.

If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.

But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You"ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light"s light"s a slight light,
And tonight"s a night that"s light.
When a night"s light, like tonight"s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight
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Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Pep

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Kiya Ap Ye English Men Fast Fast Parh Sa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kiya ap ye english men fast fast parh sakte hen ? try it!
my
a my
they my
they they my
my my
a my they my..
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Khule nahi hein agey jao :-D
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No Need To Light

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
No Need to Light a Night Light on a Light Like Night Tonight

Say it...!
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Free Men B Free

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool..
1.,
" ksi ko free men itna free mat kro k wo free men itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hote huy b free na hon or wo free men apko free smj kr apko free krdy."

2.,,
" ksi se free men itna free hojao k usy free men apk free hone ka pata na chaly or usy
free men b free na rhny do or wo free hoty huy b free na ho or wo free free men phansa rhy or ap free men usy free krdo.

Kch smjy FREE me.. :p ;->
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While We Were Walking

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
While we were walking, we were watching window washers

Wash Washington"s windows with warm washing water.
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1 LOVELY Quote

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 LOVELY quote:

We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE and ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE. So keep LOVING.
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A Confusion Has Confused

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
A confusion has confused my mind which is already confuse with some confusion.

I dont know y this confusion had confused my confused mind. If my confusion had confuse ur mind then try to get solution 4 my confusion 2 rectify my confused mind.

If my confused msg did''nt confuse u then b happy thinking that a confused msg did?nt confused u which really confused me?.Any confusion in this msg? Contact me without Any confusion.
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Jaan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mat Tarpa Is Jaan Ko Is Jaan Me Bhi Jaan Hai,,

"Aye Jaan"

Agar Nikal Gai Is Jaan Se Jaan To Tum Bhi Be-Jaan ho jao Gy..!
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Never GET What V WANT

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
V never GET what v WANT,
V never WANT what v GET,

V never HAVE what v LIKE,
V never LIKE what v HAVE,

Still v live,
still v love,
Still v hope,
***THIS IS LIFE***
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Double Bubbles Gum

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Double Bubbles Gum.. Bubbles Double..!

Say it...!
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Tongue Twisters

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1-
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2-
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
3-
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comicCalvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
4-
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
5-
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
6-
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
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