Shadi Ki Umer

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sunehri Baat..!!

"Shadi Aur Bewaqoofi kerny ki Koi Umer Nahi,
Insaan Kabhi bhi Ker Sakta Hai,,

Bas,

Usay Bhugatny ka Hosla Hona Chahiye"...;-p
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Ek Aurat Hathora Ly K School Gayi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Aurat Apny Hath Mein Hathora Le Ker Apni Beti K College Gai Aur Boli:
Kahan Hai Meri Beti Ki Class?
Principal: Behan G, Shaanti Rakhiye, Akhir Baat Kya Hai?
Aurat: Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hain, Meri Beti Ki 5 Shalwaren Phat Gai Hain...
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Aaj Main Uss K Bench Ki Keel Thok Kr Hi Jaon Gi
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Mosam badal Gya Per Teri Soch Na Badli.

(',')
Sochen v na
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Door Se Dekha To Orange Tha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Door se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja kr dekha to Orange tha
Chheel ke dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b Orange tha



Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha.
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Rakshay Wala

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hum Unki Chahat Me Itni Door Nikal Aye Hen,,
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K Ab Rakshay Wala Wapsi K

1000 Rupay Maang Raha Hai.. :-(

(,")/
/)( Oye Ruk..
_//_ 800 Lele Aur Chal.. :-D

Hahhaha
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Swimming Pool

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Swimming Pools In Summer Season,,

25% Chlorine

And

75% Urine.. :-D ;-p

Hhahaha
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Totla

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Police Waly ny Rikshaw Driver se Pucha k

Larkiyon ko le ker Kahan Ja rahy ho??


Driver Totla tha, Kehny laga :

"1 ko college me chod-dun ga,

1 ko Ghar chod-dun ga,

1 ko Hostel me chod-dun ga.."


Larkiyan Chilla ker Bolin : Ye Kiya Bakwas hai..?


Driver Bola :

Chup Raho, Warna Sab ko

Yahin chod- dun ga....;-p
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Chor

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
=> Moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
Nokar se: Ja Police ko bula la

Nokar: Meri Chappal kho
gai hai

Chor Chillaya: Bhai Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja
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Agar Buses K Naam Pakistani

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Agar Buses k naam Pakistani actresses par hotay to:

REEMA overload hogayi.

SAIMA k neechay aa k ek banda halaak.

Accident mein SANA k front bumper toot gaye.

Tez raftari k ba'is LAILA mor katatay hue ulat gayi.

MEERA par charhne walon ki taadaad mein izafa.

SHAHIDA MINI ke peechay aag lag gayi.

NIRMA chalte chalte band ho gayi.

RESHAM ko Sar-e-Raah loot liya gaya.

NARGIS k sheeshay tor diye gaye.

Aur

ANJUMAN ne kayi logon ko kuchal daala.
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Chicken Tikka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Chooza(chicken) Apni Maa se:
Maa Insan Peda hoty hi Apna Naam rakh lety hen,
Hum Aisa Q nahi kerty??

Maa: Beta, Apni Bradri me Naam
Marny k Baad rakhy jaty hen,
Jese
Chicken Tikka
Chicken Roast
Chicken Malaai Boti
Aur
Chicken Karahi etc..;-p
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Chor Ek Ghar Me Chori

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,
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Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai,
Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi..
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Chor ne Button dabaya,
Alarm Baj gya,
Police aa gai,
Chor Bola: "Aaj se Mera Insaniyat se Bharosa Uth gya..;-) ;-p
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Laptop Gift For You

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chahta Hon

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Par Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Dogey.

Is Liye Ab Cancel. :-)
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Card Send Karna...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Mere paas balance nahi hai, Please ek card send karna...





1 girl apny boy friend se keh rahi thi...
Tumhary paseenay kyon choot rahy hain?
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Tum Mere Liye Sitaray Tor Kar La Sakte Ho?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray tor kar la sakte ho?


Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
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Wo Log Jo Neend Mai Chaltay Hain FARAZ!

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Wo Log Jo Neend Mai
Chaltay Hain FARAZ!

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Unhain Kamray Mai Band
Kar Sulana Chahiye.
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Yaum-e-Sog

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
MQM ka kal phir

Youm-e-Sog manany ka Elan,,,

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Kisi ny FAROOQ SATTAR ko

10 ki Baraf 30 rupy ki de di.


MQM Rabita Comety.....:-p
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