Ek Pathan Raat Ka

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Pathan Raat ka Khana kha raha tha...





To kya ab woh Khana bhi na khaye?

Jaan le lo Pathanon ki Tum log,
Har baat main joke chahiye bus.
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Husband Wife Say Darling Tum Mujhe 1 J

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband wife say
Darling
Tum mujhe 1 jaga se bohat achi lagti ho.
Wife:
"kahan se?
Husband:
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.
.
.
.
.

.
.
"Doooooooooor se..:-D
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Takleef

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
7 Cheezen jab Khatam ho jati hen to Bohat Takleef hoti hai..

1- Piyar

2- Rishta

3- School Life

4- Dosti

5- Paisy

6- SMS Package aur

7- Tanki me Paani...:-)
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U-Fone Ki Sim

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Molvi Yakoob Rasheed ne Farmaya ke:

Zil-Hajj ke maheenay mein jo shaks kisi ko 100 rupay ka card send kare ga, Qayamat ke din usay aik U-Fone Ki Sim free mile gi..
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Jazz Shadi Menu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jazz Shadi Menu main Khush-Aamdeed

Rishtay k liye 1 Dabaen,

Mangni k liye 2 Dabaen,

Pehli Shadi k liye 3 Dabaen,

Aur

Dosri Shadi k liye Pehli Wali ka Gala Dabaen.
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Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae?

Mangi Thi Tum Se Chipstick

Aur Tum Humain Elfee De Gae.
( '=' )
<))>
/! Dekh yar kameena pan.
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DIL NE KAHA SMS KAREN SOCHA DIL TA

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
DIL NE KAHA SMS KAREN

SOCHA

DIL TAU PAGAL HE

PHIR KHAYAL AYA..
CHALO KOI BAAT NHI,








JIS KO SMS KARNA HE WO KONSA NORMAL HE.
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Aap Ka Kutta To Sher Jesa

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor : Aap ka kutta to Sher jesa lagta hai

kia khilatay ho?

Admi : Ye kameena Sher hi hai,

Jab se Imran ny astifa manga hai to shakal

Kuttay jesi ho gai hai...:-)
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Welcome To My Sms Menu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Welcome To My SmS Menu!

Funny sms k liye 1 dabain

Poetry k liye 2 dabain

Faraz k liye 3 dabain

Aur MUJH Se NIJAAT Pane k liye

Apna GALA Dabain thank You.
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Shoaib Phir SHADI KAR RAHA HAI.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jaldi TV Lagao,
Shoaib Phir SHADI KAR RAHA HAI.





SHOAIB SHADI KAR RAHA HAI
Shoaib Malik TUM LOG BHI NA
Sania KI MAR KHAO GY :-)
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Rate

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jewellery Shop me ek Admi ki Zabardast Pitaai hui,,

QK

Us ny Sales Girl se kaha :

Aap ka ek ek Item Gazab ka hai, Aaj

Sonay ka kiya Rate hai...:-)
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Frog & Najumi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Frog 2 Najumi: Mera future btao.

Najumi: Tm ko ek khubsurat pyari
Larki pakre gi ur
Tumhare jism ko hath lgae ge.

Frog: Kab?

Najumi: Next semister biology Lab.
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PAAGAL INSAAN

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Paagal insaan ki 4 nishaniyan.
1-Seedhe haath main mobile pakray ga,
2-Anguthe se button dabayga,
3-Message parh k hanse ga,
4-Soche ga k kiss ko send keron?
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Q: Wo Kon Sa Department Hy Jis Ma Orat

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy
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Various Types Of Ladies

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Few Various Types Of Ladies..
.
1- HARD DISK LADY:
"Remember Everything Forever."
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2- RAM LADY:
"Forgets About U The Moment U Turn Off."
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3- SCREEN SAVER LADY:
"Just For Looking."
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4- INTERNET LADY:
"Difficult To Access"
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5- SERVER LADY:
"Always Busy When Needed"
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6- MULTIMEDIA LADY:
"Looks Beautiful But You Can Only Look"
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7- VIRUS LADY:
"Is Type Ki Lady Ko Hum
Normally "WIFE" Kehty Hen,
Ye Ek Baar Aapke System Me
Enter Ho Jaye To
System Format Kerny Per Bhi
Jaan nahi Chhorti.." :-D ;-)

Hahhaha
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