Insan Ki Kab Hat'ti Hai?

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada
Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Guess Karo...

Nahi Pata?

Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.



"China" Ka Hai. :-)
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Teri Judai Me Neend Urti Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,


GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
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Mareez-e-Ishq

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Doctor Ny Phone Rakhty Huwe Nurse se Kaha:
"Jaldi Se Mera Saman Le Aao,
Ek Mareez Ka Phone Aya hai,
Wo Mar Raha Hai.."

Nurse ny Ahista se Kaha:
"Doctor Sahab,
Wo Phone Aap K liye Nahi
Mere Liye Tha"...;-p

Hahaha
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Kuch Rishtay

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kuch Rishtay

Naswaar Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,

Thori Si Ziyada Rakh Lo To
,
Sar Per Charh Jaty Hen...;-p
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Mithai Ki Dukan

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dost:
Yaar Tumhari Dukan Mithai ki hai.
To kya Tumhara Dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko..??
.
Pappu: Yaar,
Dil To Bohat Kerta Hai,
Magar Papa Gulab Jaman Gin k jate hen,
To.....
Isliye..
.
Sirf Choos ker rakh deta hun.. ;-)

Hahhaha
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Ghareeb Aadmi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia
!





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3 rupay may 500 sms.
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ALLAH K Naam Per De AISHA Parveen

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Faqeer Bachi Se:

ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta

Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.

Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam AISAH Hai.

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De AISHA.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam AISHA Parveen Hai.

Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De AISHA Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.
"Muaf Karo Baba"
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Baap Ki Aulad Hai

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..

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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar
Dekh...... ;->
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Hi,sorry 2 Disturb U Ap Miss Musarat K

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Hi,sorry 2 disturb u
Ap Miss Musarat k dost ho na?
plz unko batana k unka Mobile mere pas hai
Wo kal sham meri car mein bhool gaye thi
From:
KATRINA KAIF
Mumbai?
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Ho Nahi Sakta

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ho nahi sakta k teri yaad na aaye,
Bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aaye,
Tum bholo to tumhain agli sans na aaye,
Main bhoolon to.
...............
Ab banda bhool he jata hai.
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3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "

Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai
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Maths And Women

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
"Maths and Women r the
Two Most Complicated Things in This World"

BUT...

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Maths, Atleast has LOGIC!" ... ;-p :-)

Hahahhaa
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Ghajini Dekhne Kay Baad

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aamir Khan ki Film Ghajini dekhne kay baad Adnan Sami ne faisla kya hai k,

Woh bhi ek Film banayen gay,

Aur us Film ka Naam ho ga.





"Wazni"
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Mr.bean...

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping


guess


guess abhe soch yaar


kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha


U will call him soya-bean.
(0334-4845744).
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Aapke Life Mein Mithas

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronaq ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
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