Husband & Wife Men Jhagra

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Husband & Wife Men Jhagra Hua Tou Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA RAHI HON, MERA UN SEJHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha: "USAY APNE KIYE KI SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO MAIN TUMHARY HAAN AA RAHI HOON ..."
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Mujhe Apni Ring De Do

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga


Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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Aik Marasi Ka Gadha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia

Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki

marasi bola:

jan deo

molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
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Larki: Jb Tmhe Meri Yad Ati Hai To Tm Ki

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Larki: Jb tmhe meri yad ati hai to tm kia krte ho?
Larka: Tmhari favrit tofee kha leta hn,0r tm kia krti ho?

Larki: 2 gold leaf pee leti hn...:-)
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Difference Between Wife And Sali

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
What is difference between wife and sali?

Sali is beauty , wife is duty

Sali is pension , wife is tension

Sali is yummy , wife is Vehmi

Sali is patakha , wife is Sayapa

Sali is cool , wife is fool

Sali is Tuti-fruiti , wife is Qismat photi

Sali is fresh cake , wife is earth quake.
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Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai. .

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai.
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Kaisay?
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Gents Toilet Mei Likh Kar Ayenge
''UZMA I Love You''
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Ab Kya UZMA Wahan Parhne Jayegi? :P
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Ek Electric Taar Ko Dusray

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek electric Taar ko dusray electric taar se

piyaar ho jata hai,

To aap is piyaar ko kia naam dengay?
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Socho socho
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Arey
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CURRENT AFFAIR...:-)
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Open Challenge For Uuuu

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Open Challenge For Uuuu..

"Kisi Maa Ny Aaj Tak Wo Bahadur Aulaad
Paida Hi Nahi Ki Jo
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Mere Number Per "100 Ka Load" Kerwa Sake.."

To Phir Hai Koi Maai Ka LaaaL.. :-) :-D
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Ghazal Special

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
**Ghazal Special**

Kushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam..
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Is K Sath Hi Ye Ghazal Khatam. :-)
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Acha Chalo Ab Dusri Ghazal:

Chahen Gy Tumhen Dil-o-Jaan Se Hum,,

Teri Qasam Ye Ghazal Bhi Khatam. ;-p
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Acha Ab Last Time
Plzzzz
Plzz

Tumhare Hen Aur Sada
Tumhare Hi Rahengy Sanam,,
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Aap Ne Jo Kerna Hai Ker Lo,
Qasam Se Ghazal Ye Bhi Khatam.. :-D :-)

Hhahaha
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Nanga Kar K Khate Hain

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)
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Allah Aapko Katrina Jesi

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Khuda Aapko

Katrina jesi khubsurat
Karina jesi awaz wali
Aishwarya jesi Ankhon wali
Rani jesi Sunder
Malika jesi hot

"BHABI" ata farmai

KAHO AAMIN
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Teacher To Bangali Student

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teacher To Bangali Student Se:

Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao

"My Brother Can't Cook."





Bengali:

"Hamare Bhai Ko Pokhana Nai Aata" :-)
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Bechary Yateem

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Damaad K Samny Dusry Din Bhi
Jab Andon Ka Salan Pesh Kiya Gaya To
Us Ny Tameez Se Guzarish Ki:
"Janab In Andon K Walden
Se Milny Ka Ishtiyaq Tha.."

Susar Ny Ghusse Se Kaha:
Beta Ji, Ye Bechary Yateem Hen,
Aap Inhi K Sar Per Dast-e-Shafqat Rakhiye.. :-D

Hhahaha
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Door Se Dekha

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Door Se Dekha To Kitaben Pari Thin..

Wah Wah..
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Wah Wah Kiya.??

Jab Pata Chal Gaya K Kitaben Thin To
Paas Jany Ka Sawal Hi Peda Nahi Hota.. :-) :-D

Hhahha
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Baghairto Sun Lo

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 batain hamesha yaad rakho:

"apne Dosto se pyar karo, unki Sisters se nhi"

And

"apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto se nhi"

Baghairto sun lo:-)
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