Wife Ko Impress Kerny

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Wife Ko Impress Kerny ka Aasan Tariqa..
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Abay Pehly Wife To Le Aa
Musalal Kunwara Kahin Ka.. ;-p
Wife hai jo Tariqa Dhoond Raha hai..??
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Jazbaat to Dekho Aaj Kal k Bachon ke?.. :-D

Hhahahha ?
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Pyar Ki Aag

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
If U r in
"LOVE"

Look down








Thehar ja bache tere ammi ko bataty hain..!!

Bari pyar ki aag lagi hui hai..!!
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PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN

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PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->
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Aaj Se 10 Saal Baad

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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyan larkon ko dekh kar:

Kya mast bacha hai yaar,

Mujhe is bache ka number chaiye,

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Larka sharmate hue:

Aap ke ghar mein baap bhai nahi hein...
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Love In Class :-) Girl's Way: A Girl S

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Love In Class :-)
Girl's Way:
A Girl Sitting On The 1st Bench Turns Her Back And See The Boy Sitting On Last Bench And Say ...
Thanx God Stupid Aaya Hai.
Boys Way:-
Before The Boy Could See His Girl Entering In The Class All His Friends Start "Oye Bhahbi Aagai Oye"
:-D
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Usne Kaha Tha K 4

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Usne kaha tha k 4 bajay Date pe aaongi Faraz!!!!






Magar ye to bataya he nahi k Naya Time, ya Purana Time.... :-)
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Son Was Filling Application Form. The

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son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
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Apni Zindgi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe!

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Apni zindgi se kuch pal de do mujhe!

Aaj na sahi apna kal de do mujhe!

Khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari!

Magar apni kisi achi se dost ka cell no de do mujhy
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Hot Sauce

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Boy: You Are Looking So Hot.

Girl: Lafz "Hot" Bohat Cheep Lagta Hai,
Tum Beautiful Kaha Kero..

Boy: OK Dear,
Please Give Me
That Beautiful Sauce.. :-D

Hahahahha
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Special Tea For You

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;; Special
c('''') Tea
'''' For You


I mixed it with Love and Happiness,

But there is no Sugar.

Because...

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70 Rupay Kilo Hai. Khud Daalo. :-)
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Dkhdlk Kdhdk

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dkhdlk kdhdk
kjkjhh mdjd
djdjd

djjjdç
dddks
ssjde
dedsol

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kujh samjh aya

nahin

menu v nai aya

is liye tenu send kita ey...:-))
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Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se

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Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:

Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
Ki Kya Report Hai?

Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
Kr Diya... ;->
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Sab Mard

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jis Khatoon ny Ye Jumla Daryaft kiya hai k,,

"Sab Mard Ek Jese Hoty Hen"

Darasal Uska Shoher

China me Gum ho gaya tha...;-p:-D
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Papa Ye Wrong Numbr Tha

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FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki

BETI: "Papa ye wrong numbr tha".
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Nazren Jhuka K Chalo

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Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q K
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K




Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances Bhi Barh Jate Hai..;-)
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