Ek Electric Taar Ko Dusray

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek electric Taar ko dusray electric taar se

piyaar ho jata hai,

To aap is piyaar ko kia naam dengay?
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Socho socho
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Arey
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CURRENT AFFAIR...:-)
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Zindagi Ki Rah MUSHKIL

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zindagi ki Rah MUSHKIL hai to kia hua

Thora sa TUM Chalo,
Thora sa HUM chalenge

PHIR

Raksha ker lenge :-)
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Proffesor Ne 1 Chuhe K Liye 1 Taraf

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Proffesor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf cake aur dusri taraf chuhe ki biwi (chuhia) rakh di.

Chuha foran Cake Ki taraf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.

Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food item badle.

Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.

Proffesor: Isse ye saabit ho gaya ke bhukh mei hi sabse badi taqat hai.

Itne mei last row se ek awaz ayi =
"Sir,ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lete"
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Har Shaam Charaghon

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi hai,
Shart humne hawaon se laga rakhi hai,

Na jane kis taraf se tum aajao,
Is liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi hai.
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Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir khana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
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Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Teri Galiyon Mein
Na Rakhen Gy
Kadam Aaj K Baad
Kyun K
Humari Apni
Gali Mein Setting
Ho Gai Hy
|'\('.') Kya
| |.|> Bacchi
| _|\_ Hy Yar... ;->)
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Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2 Baar Lips Pe.
2 Baar Gaal Pe.
1 Martaba Mathay Pe.
2 Baar Eyes Pe.
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile
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Aaj "Ding Dong Bubble"wali Billi Ki Bars

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aaj "Ding Dong bubble"wali billi ki Barsi he

Us ki YAD me
3 baar miaon miaon kar kplz. Ye SMS km se km ksi 1"Cartoon"
ko zarur SND kro

Mene to kr dia.
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Ishq Mein Yeh Anjam Paya Hey Hath Paon

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ishq mein yeh anjam paya hey
Hath paon totay munh se laho aaya hey
Hospital pohanche to nurse ne yeh farmaya





BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO MERA MEHBOOB AYA HEY
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BHOOT NIGHT

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
So jao,
so jao,
Bina sms kiye hi so jao,
Sapne me BHOOT aaenge,
Or apko yad dilaenge,
K ap ne aj pora Din mjhe yad nhi kia,
Koi bat nhi.
BHOOT NIGHT!
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2015 Edition Stories

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
2015 Edition Stories


1- Piyasa Kawwa Urr raha tha k achanak nichy usay

paani aur kuch kanker nazar aye, jese hi wo paani me kanker

daalny k liye nichy utra, namaloom afrad ny Firing ker k usay

halaak ker diya.


2- Kutty ny Qasaai ki dukaan se Ghosht churaya, wo paani me

apna Aks dekh hi raha tha k Sailaab agaya.


3- Kachwa aur Khargosh ny race shuru ki, khargosh k sote hi

kachwa us ka Mobile nikaal k bhaag gaya.


4- Alladin ny Chiraagh ragra to wo Zordaar Dhamaky se

Phatt gaya...:-p
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Fb Wali Ufff.

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dosto Mery sath pehli baar hua hy k jab ma dua mangun our abbu petie kry, pata hy ma nimaz k bad dua mangraha tha , k abbu ny pechy sy hi tafad mardi ,
janty ho ma ny kya kaha tha dua ma,
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"YA Allah f.b par sirf ak ladki set krwady," ;-(
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Coin

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek larki ny Coin daal ker apna Wazan kiya 58kg


Sandal utari 56kg

Jacket utari 53kg

Phir Dopatta utara 52kg

Aur phir

coin khatam.


Ek Bhikari Bola : Tu Chalu rakh.

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Coin me dalta hun......:-p:-)
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Muhabat Ho Jaye

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
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Kehty Hai Agar Kisi Mulk Ki Awam

  • (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
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