Urdu Text Insults
Tum To Humen Bhool He Gaye
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dear Kese Ho
Yaar Tum to Humen Bhool He Gaye
Main Bhi Tumhen Bhulne hi Wala Tha.
K
Achanak
Aaj Jab Masjid Se Meri
Chappal
Chori Hui to Tum Yaad Aa Gaye. :-P
Yaar Tum to Humen Bhool He Gaye
Main Bhi Tumhen Bhulne hi Wala Tha.
K
Achanak
Aaj Jab Masjid Se Meri
Chappal
Chori Hui to Tum Yaad Aa Gaye. :-P
Beemar Bacteria
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sunsaan sarak k kinaray sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay
Beemar Bacteria............ HOW R U?
Beemar Bacteria............ HOW R U?
Dunya Bewafa Hoskti Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Dunya Bewafa Hoskti Hai
"TUM NAHI"
Dunya Zalim hoskti hai
"TUM NAHI"
Dunya harjai hoskti hai
"TUM NAHI"
Jalebi Seedhi Hosakti Hai
"LEKIN TUM NAHI" :-)
"TUM NAHI"
Dunya Zalim hoskti hai
"TUM NAHI"
Dunya harjai hoskti hai
"TUM NAHI"
Jalebi Seedhi Hosakti Hai
"LEKIN TUM NAHI" :-)
Most Imp Similarity...
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Q:
AP mey aur Pepsi main kya similarity hai?
Ans:
Both R
Cool,
Sweet,
Sub pasand karte hain
aur
Most imp similarity...
Dimaag wali jaga 'DHAKKAN' hai.!
:-D
AP mey aur Pepsi main kya similarity hai?
Ans:
Both R
Cool,
Sweet,
Sub pasand karte hain
aur
Most imp similarity...
Dimaag wali jaga 'DHAKKAN' hai.!
:-D
Ye Aap He Ki Tasweer Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Baar Dekho
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To.
Bar Bar Dekho
Ye Aap hi ki Tasweer Hai.
,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"
Isey Baar Baar Dekho.
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To.
Bar Bar Dekho
Ye Aap hi ki Tasweer Hai.
,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"
Isey Baar Baar Dekho.
Baharo Phool Barsao
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
Jb Kabi Bhi Teri Larai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Jb kabi bhi teri Larai
10,12 logon se ho to
ghabrana mat
bus mujhe call kar k bula lena
Q k
me ne kabi bhi kisi ko KUTTEY ki tarha Pet'te nahi dekha,,,
10,12 logon se ho to
ghabrana mat
bus mujhe call kar k bula lena
Q k
me ne kabi bhi kisi ko KUTTEY ki tarha Pet'te nahi dekha,,,
VIP Faqiron K Liye Ittala
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
ABDULLAH SHAH GHAZI k Mazaar pe
Aaj Pizza or Chicken Jalferezi Banti Jaen gi.
Ye Baat Kisi or ko Pata na chale
Q k ye Sms Sirf
VIP FAQEERON ko kia ja raha hai.
Aaj Pizza or Chicken Jalferezi Banti Jaen gi.
Ye Baat Kisi or ko Pata na chale
Q k ye Sms Sirf
VIP FAQEERON ko kia ja raha hai.
Haan Ji.. Kya Chahiye?
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
?
Haan ji.. Kya chahiye?
Kuch dhoondh rahay ho?
Shayad sms..
Yahan Factory lagi hai kya?
Haan ji.. Kya chahiye?
Kuch dhoondh rahay ho?
Shayad sms..
Yahan Factory lagi hai kya?
Aankhon Me
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...
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.
Hum..
Lahol Wala..
Parh lete hain..
Tabiyat Sambhal Jati hay...
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Hum..
Lahol Wala..
Parh lete hain..
Tabiyat Sambhal Jati hay...
Charsi Mera Ho
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
1 Bhangan dosri Se:
Mujhy To Aisa Larka Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Kamina Ho
Khabees Ho
Dosri Bhangan: Chal Kameeni!
Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hai. :P
Mujhy To Aisa Larka Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Kamina Ho
Khabees Ho
Dosri Bhangan: Chal Kameeni!
Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hai. :P
Mera Mobile Wapis Kar Do
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
App ne dil churaya hm khmosh rhe
App ne neend churai hm khamosh rhe
App ne hansi churai hm khamosh rhe
But it is tooo much Yaar
Mera Mobile Wapis Kar Do.
App ne neend churai hm khamosh rhe
App ne hansi churai hm khamosh rhe
But it is tooo much Yaar
Mera Mobile Wapis Kar Do.
Bhoot Ko Plastic Cover Main
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kya aap ne kabhi
"BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?
Nahi
Waqai nahi?
Such me nahe deakha
To Apna NADRA ka ID Card dekh lein.. ;->
"BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?
Nahi
Waqai nahi?
Such me nahe deakha
To Apna NADRA ka ID Card dekh lein.. ;->
Paaglo Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
Khofnak Muskarahat Ki Talash
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai,
Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,
Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.
Hum ko Duniya Ki
Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.
Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,
Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.
Hum ko Duniya Ki
Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.
