Urdu Text Insults
Dil Se Hum Aap Ko Janab Kehte Hain
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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Ye Form Fill Karen
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Ye Form Fill Karen:
Name: ___
F/Name: ___
Caste: ___
Blood Group: ___
Age: ___
Address: ___
Aur Pagal Khany Mai Jama karwa k Apny Ghar walo ko Aazadi ka Tohfa Do.
Name: ___
F/Name: ___
Caste: ___
Blood Group: ___
Age: ___
Address: ___
Aur Pagal Khany Mai Jama karwa k Apny Ghar walo ko Aazadi ka Tohfa Do.
Bura Feel Hota Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Zoo se Bhage hue Langoor,
Abe Sade hue Keley k Chhilky,
Chusey hue Aam,
Circus ke Retired Bandar,
Aisa Kisi Ko na Kehna,
Bura Feel Hota Hai! :-P
Abe Sade hue Keley k Chhilky,
Chusey hue Aam,
Circus ke Retired Bandar,
Aisa Kisi Ko na Kehna,
Bura Feel Hota Hai! :-P
Tum Bin Hum
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tum
Bin
Hum
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Allhamdulillah Bohat
Mazay mein hain. :-)
Bin
Hum
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Allhamdulillah Bohat
Mazay mein hain. :-)
Garmi Se Bachney K Liye
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Garmi Se Bachney K Liye
Enter Password
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code Accepted.
Welcme to Bathroom!
Enter Password
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code Accepted.
Welcme to Bathroom!
Sweetest Person In This World
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
You are the sweetest person in this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?
DENTONIC K Postar
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Sehmi sehmi nigaho me khuwab hum saja dnge
Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge
Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho
Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge.
Soni soni rahon me phool hum bicha denge
Hamare sung muskra kar to dekho
Ap ko hum DENTONIC k postar pr lagwa dnge.
Zalil Honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
Job 4 U
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
()()()()()()()()()()
()()()()()()()()()()()
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sunna hy app
ke awaz bohat sureeli hai
aand()()n ka carate
bheja hai
ab
awaz lgao
"GARAM AANDEEE"
()()()()()()()()()()()
()()()()()()()()()
sunna hy app
ke awaz bohat sureeli hai
aand()()n ka carate
bheja hai
ab
awaz lgao
"GARAM AANDEEE"
Ye Aap He Ki Tasweer Hai
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Ek Baar Dekho
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To.
Bar Bar Dekho
Ye Aap hi ki Tasweer Hai.
,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"
Isey Baar Baar Dekho.
1000 Bar Dekho
DIL na Bhare To.
Bar Bar Dekho
Ye Aap hi ki Tasweer Hai.
,****,
( @..@ )
"(--)"
Isey Baar Baar Dekho.
CHAPPAL Or LOTAY
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Kyon her baar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
her naye saal hamara dil dukhate ho,
Ye baat sun ker hamari rooh tak Kanp uthti hai,
Ae dost tum masjidon se CHAPPAL or LOTAY churate ho.
her naye saal hamara dil dukhate ho,
Ye baat sun ker hamari rooh tak Kanp uthti hai,
Ae dost tum masjidon se CHAPPAL or LOTAY churate ho.
Tum BHOOT Se Kam Ho?
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aahat si koi Aaye to Lagta hai K Tum ho.
Hawa koi Lehrayi to Lagta hai K tum ho.
Ab Tum he batao,
Kya Tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho?
Hawa koi Lehrayi to Lagta hai K tum ho.
Ab Tum he batao,
Kya Tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho?
Paaglo Ke Stock Mein Naya Maal
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
Dinner Humari Taraf Se
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Aaj Raat Ka Dinner Humari Taraf Se
Boat Besan Per At 9'O clock
Ok?
From
"Selani Welfare Trust" :-)
Boat Besan Per At 9'O clock
Ok?
From
"Selani Welfare Trust" :-)
Har Raat Hum Tumhein
- (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Har Raat Hum Tumhein Yad Karte Hein
Sitaroo Mein Tumhein Dekha Karte Hein
Laikin Hamare Khawabo Mein Mat Aana Tum
Kyu Ke Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hein ...
Sitaroo Mein Tumhein Dekha Karte Hein
Laikin Hamare Khawabo Mein Mat Aana Tum
Kyu Ke Hum Bhoot Se Dara Karte Hein ...
