Machhli Jal Ki Rani ...

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Machhli jal ki rani hai No..No.. Something new Ladki dil ki rani hai, paisa uska swaami hai. Haath lagaoge to chillayegi, Money dikhaoge to pat jyegi..
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Solid Bezati Bf- Ya...

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Solid bezati

Bf- yar aj fir petrol mehnga ho gya

Gf- to isme tjhe kya fark padta h dalwana to tune 20? ka hi h
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TECHNOLOGY IMPACT : ...

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TECHNOLOGY IMPACT :

In the YeAr 2050,

FAther Angrily to

His LKG Kid — “I Told you

a Hundred Times,

You Were Only BORN,

Not DOWNLOADED.“
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Aik Charsi Qabrestan...

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Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,

Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->
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Hilarious Jokes In H...

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Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?

Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?

Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo

Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?

Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.

Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisahi dikhtaa hai.

Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. abaage nahi bad sakte.

Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.

santa: usme kya galti hai?

banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)

Santa: impossible shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai

Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na

Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai,isliye

Santa: maine apni shaadi kaa aamantran patra bejaa thaa na? kyu nahi aaya?

Banta: lekin mujhe koi patra nahi milaa

Santa: arey yaar, maine usme likha thaa na.patra nahi milaa to bhi, zaroor aane ke liye!!!

Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?

Vyakti: 400 km.

Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
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Wife:- Lo Light Chal...

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Wife:- Lo light chali gayi, sardar:- light hi to gai hai fan to chalu kr.... Wife:- phir vahi sardaro wali baat, Ager fan chalu kiya to mombati buj jayegi.
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????????????? ??????...

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????????????? ??????Dil ke mehmaan ban jao

Aankho k armaan ban jao

Hontho ki muskan ban jao

.

.

.

Oh! Aap ho.....

I am very sorry...

Aap to bas insaan ban jao...????????????? ??????
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Munna: Kya Kar Rela ...

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Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun?..! Circuit: Bhai,Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na. :P :D
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Boy Says 2 Girl: Too...

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Boy says 2 girl: Toote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tootne tak pyar

karogi

Girl says: Tooti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tootne tak pitega
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Boy: Hamaray Pyar K ...

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana...

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega. 001
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Mulla Nasrudin, A Me...

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Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital.

”We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor,” he said.

The new superintendent was obviously pleased. ”And would you mind telling me why?” he asked.

”OH, SOMEHOW YOU JUST SEEM SO MUCH MORE LIKE ONE OF US,” said Nasrudin.
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This Incident Happen...

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This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis

talking to each other, “Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy

Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp

pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn’t know who is Mother Teresa and

replied back,“ nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin

dekhte hain.
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Customer : How Much ...

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Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : $1.00

Customer : Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!
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Santa Went To See A ...

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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.

Their families decided to leave them

for some talk. After some time, Santa

asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-

bhai ho?

Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho

gaye.
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Angry Boss: Tumne Ka...

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?


Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.


Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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